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A little helpful suggestion to the DUmp denizens:

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It must be nice to be able to BBQ in the middle of a normal work day.
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It was MLK day, they get it off.   Winter break was sooooo long ago, they must be all must exhausted and ready for a well-deserved restful vacation day.

Kansas in the middle of winter.  Is the neighbor so out of line to think of something might be going on other than outdoor barbecuing?  I know hardcore grillers brave the cold and all, but not everybody does. 
 
She's such a bitch.

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It was MLK day, they get it off.   Winter break was sooooo long ago, they must be all must exhausted and ready for a well-deserved restful vacation day.

Kansas in the middle of winter.  Is the neighbor so out of line to think of something might be going on other than outdoor barbecuing?  I know hardcore grillers brave the cold and all, but not everybody does. 
 
She's such a bitch.

It ain't THAT cold in Kansas, although I haven't grilled anything yet this year.  That might change this weekend.
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She was pissed because the warning implied she was burning food on the grill. Can you imagine having your food prepared by that hateful little rodent?

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She was pissed because the warning implied she was burning food on the grill. Can you imagine having your food prepared by that hateful little rodent?

She probably wouldn't even tell you she dropped the steak on the ground by the dog pen.






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I don't get it. Who posts this kind of stuff? On a public forum?

Morons. In other words, DUmmies.  :-)

That is a whole lot of "Teh Stupid".
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A normal person cannot conceive of being angered by someone who tries to warn them of a house fire, even if it turns out to be a false alarm.

There is not a single normal person on that entire DUmp thread.

Maybe proud2BDUmb Anne is going to start making her usual nasty posts in 2012.

She disappeared into copy-and-paste oblivion after coach's PR job got her an unearned DOTY in 2010.

I was thinking the same thing.  Not only would I be grateful, I'd probably offer them some BBQ. 


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What an insufferable bitch. 

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Little miss braggy pants adds her two cents:

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33. The Hubs likes to light his fire pit on the weekends. Once the neighbor looked through our

fence and came over to tell the hubs our back yard had a fire ...hehe. Hubs showed him the fire pit (all perfectly legal) and the neighbor got all angry about how you couldn't have an open fire in the city.

Hubs fire pit is actually one of those cool chiminea type things with a huge caged-in base. Neighbor was not happy but we noticed that in the last few months, he has gotten one and enjoys his back yard as well.


For living in the city, we have a pretty huge back yard. It is kind of pie shaped and has 8 feet privacy fencing all around. We enjoy being outdoors in the evenings and sitting in our hot tub listening to music with the fire going. In those elements, one doesn't get the feeling that we are in the city at all.


 

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It sounds like Pam and the Hubs are living the dream.  I would bet my next paycheck that nothing in that post of hers is true. 

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33. The Hubs likes to light his fire pit on the weekends. Once the neighbor looked through our

fence and came over to tell the hubs our back yard had a fire ...hehe. Hubs showed him the fire pit (all perfectly legal) and the neighbor got all angry about how you couldn't have an open fire in the city.

Hubs fire pit is actually one of those cool chiminea type things with a huge caged-in base. Neighbor was not happy but we noticed that in the last few months, he has gotten one and enjoys his back yard as well.


For living in the city, we have a pretty huge back yard. It is kind of pie shaped and has 8 feet privacy fencing all around. We enjoy being outdoors in the evenings and sitting in our hot tub listening to music with the fire going. In those elements, one doesn't get the feeling that we are in the city at all.

Oh the humanity.

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Oh the humanity.

She likes to flaunt her tramp stamp.

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We enjoy being outdoors in the evenings and sitting in our hot tub listening to music with the fire going.


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Okay peeps...I am in love and its not with my hubby
hubby is a drunk and mean


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She likes to flaunt her tramp stamp.

Oh the huge manatee!!!!!!

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greenbriar (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-25-08 04:48 PM
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Okay peeps...I am in love and its not with my hubby
hubby is a drunk and mean

That was when she was horny for the lounge singer on her last cruise I think.  She posts stuff like that on the internet and then whines about how she is being stalked by pricks when her comments are quoted.  Pam Dawson, you are ****ed up like a soup sandwich.

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Just wanted to add, when I zoom in at Google Earth, Pams backyard looks more like an abandoned junkyard than the paradise that she describes.  Hubs needs to water the grass and maybe clear away the wreckage, if he can stay sober long enough.

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Their threads are getting weirder and weirder lately. Must be something in the water at DU3.

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She probably wouldn't even tell you she dropped the steak on the ground by the dog pen.
Five seconds, Gina, five seconds.
Good to go. :-)
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Five seconds, Gina, five seconds.
Good to go. :-)

Hell, I know.  I have been known to eat an m & m off the floor when cleaning and I have no idea how long it's been there under the couch.   :hyper:






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This woman needs to meet my ex-inlaws.     

3 miles down a dirt road, they lived, nearest neighbor lived up road about a mile or so.

One day the inlaws decided to burn some brush near the road, took all percautions to keep it spreading but something went wrong.

The fire did with a shift in the wind begin to spread, in-laws were frantically trying to put out the fire, down the road comes the only neighbors, young couple with a couple kids and they if not blind could see the two in one of a mess.

They the neighbors could see from perhaps 1/4 mile what was going on, they drove past these people honked their horn and left them to put out the fire by themselves. [Good neighbors that minded their own business ]

Then there is my story, bought a home that had been vacant for a couple year, moved in but before I had a chance to even meet the neighbors, I get a phone call from a 80 year old man that lived in the back.

Oh he was so old but concerned, he had found my brand new phone number from my address at the phone company [ remember when we had them?] and called me to warn me my house may have been on fire.

Seems there were billowing clouds of smoke coming from the back of my house.    Poor old dude he was so worried that had I been not able to answer the phone he was fixing to call the fire department.

Funny, we for years laughed about this, old timer lived to be 92 I think.  We being the old man any myself.

Back on track when we bought the home there was a very large pantry off the kitchen.  We rounded up the people we needed off the boat for electrics, plumbing and some sailors helped us move in and set up a washer and dryer.

The pantry was now a laundry room.  All of this was totally illegal, Nothing was done about permits, or city inspection. Any of this ring a bell for the comshore military?

What this concerned citizen saw was the vapor from my dryer, as my home had never had a dryer before and this paniced the old man.

After I calmed the old man down and went on my way what I wondered would have happend had he called the Fire Department and I was not at home???  Would the city have checked on permits to have a laundry room????--OH_OH , big time trouble.

Nasty woman needs to send Flowers to this busy a body and a thank you note.

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Nasty woman.....

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You don't know the Die alte Sau very well, do you, vesta?

BS for quoting vesta, even if it was short. It's the principle of the thing

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"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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More like the stupid bint was having a bongathon with her equally worthless associates and had the fright of her life when the neighbour showed up.