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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2011, 04:42:02 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 16, 2011, 04:37:40 PM
I'm just here for the hot pictures of Calpig.  :sheshot: :hitit: :naughty:

BS'ed for being crazier than a shit house rat.  :cheers1:
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2011, 04:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 03:23:15 PM
Conservative Underground and Democratic Underground. CU is like us and owned by two of our members here. DU is, well, a Ringling Bro's Circus Act with some of the most batshit insane liberal moonbats manning the lion cages.

I missed a lot of things during my hiatus.  Is gator still over there at CU?
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2011, 04:47:59 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on May 16, 2011, 04:44:02 PM
I missed a lot of things during my hiatus.  Is gator still over there at CU?

Not very often.  He's no longer an admin or a mod.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2011, 04:52:13 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2011, 02:41:53 PM
At many employers, you don't have an option on a minimal 401K, and if you do have an option, turning it down is like turning down free money.

No matter whether there is an automatic minimum employer level or not, the idjut is still walking away from the entire employer contribution.

Did she get hired by a mental hospital as a patient?

 :thatsright:
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2011, 05:00:51 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 04:52:13 PM
No matter whether there is an automatic minimum employer level or not, the idjut is still walking away from the entire employer contribution.

Did she get hired by a mental hospital as a patient?

 :thatsright:

The menial jobs don't offer a 401K and the career type jobs only offer a 401K instead of a pension. Reading between the lines, I'd say she is rehearsing her "Would you like fries with that?" spiel.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2011, 05:03:10 PM »
I'm sure the DUmpmonkey has no idea but he is walking the talk of giving more money to their god, government.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2011, 05:03:24 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 03:21:27 PM
I should add that as my sig line here. :-)

Wait... what?  I thought you were a guy.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2011, 05:06:37 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 05:03:24 PM
Wait... what?  I thought you were a guy.

That's kind of an inside joke, I think it goes back to before you joined us though.  I will have to let Ralphie speak for himself on that.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2011, 05:10:00 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 05:03:24 PM
Wait... what?  I thought you were a guy.

 :lol:
You've been hitting on a girl.

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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2011, 05:12:45 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
That's kind of an inside joke, I think it goes back to before you joined us though.  I will have to let Ralphie speak for himself on that.

Oh okay... way before my time.  I came here last year.  :)


Quote from: dutch508 on May 16, 2011, 05:10:00 PM
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You've been hitting on a girl.



That's how I roll.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2011, 05:22:55 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 05:12:45 PM
Oh okay... way before my time.  I came here last year.  :)


That's how I roll.

We demand Pictures.

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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2011, 04:19:26 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 16, 2011, 05:22:55 PM
We demand Pictures.



Gotta agree with Dutch.

:picsneeded:
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2011, 07:13:59 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
That's kind of an inside joke, I think it goes back to before you joined us though.  I will have to let Ralphie speak for himself on that.
Heck i think it was pre cc even...he is a legend...still carrying the hot chick banner to this day.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2011, 07:27:56 AM »
Do "****ing pennies" get pregnant?
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2011, 07:28:08 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 03:16:48 PM
Look at the name of this particular forum. "The DUmpster".

As CU's hottest chick said, it's for comedic value, knowing the enemy, many reasons.

UGH! I thought Ralph was a guy! we need the pink and blue thingy's next to our name.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2011, 07:30:33 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 05:03:24 PM
Wait... what?  I thought you were a guy.

Thank You!
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2011, 07:35:43 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 17, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
UGH! I thought Ralph was a guy! we need the pink and blue thingy's next to our name.

He is.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2011, 07:37:33 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2011, 07:27:56 AM
Do "****ing pennies" get pregnant?

They have mills . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2011, 07:38:18 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 02:10:06 PM


We don't call them DUmmies for nothing.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2011, 07:38:34 AM »
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2011, 07:43:30 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 02:10:06 PM


We don't call them DUmmies for nothing.

One wonders what sort of job that is, that Ms. Ed's going back to.

The unappellated eohippus tries to give the impression she's an R.N. (registered nurse), but doesn't come out and straightforwardly make that allegation.  She suggests it, but won't say it.

On the other hand, Ms. Ed has stated that she makes $24,000 a year.  She never suggested that; she came out straightfowardly and said it.

That sounds, uh, rather quite low for an R.N.

But it sounds just about right for a keyboardist in a hospital or medical clinic.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2011, 07:50:28 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 17, 2011, 07:43:30 AM
One wonders what sort of job that is, that Ms. Ed's going back to.

The unappellated eohippus tries to give the impression she's an R.N. (registered nurse), but doesn't come out and straightforwardly make that allegation.  She suggests it, but won't say it.

On the other hand, Ms. Ed has stated that she makes $24,000 a year.  She never suggested that; she came out straightfowardly and said it.

That sounds, uh, rather quite low for an R.N.

But it sounds just about right for a keyboardist in a hospital or medical clinic.

5 bucks she's a CNA.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2011, 07:57:25 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 17, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
UGH! I thought Ralph was a guy! we need the pink and blue thingy's next to our name.

And what about the confused DUmmies that join up here? A puke colored badge?
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2011, 08:02:31 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 17, 2011, 07:50:28 AM
5 bucks she's a CNA.

That's my guess.

A lifetime of cleaning bedpans can have an effect on a person. It's twice as bad if the person has a bad disposition to begin with.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2011, 08:06:39 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 17, 2011, 08:02:31 AM
That's my guess.

A lifetime of cleaning bedpans can have an effect on a person. It's twice as bad if the person has a bad disposition to begin with.

The fumes and holding your breath finally kill off a lot of brain cells. If you didn't have many to start with....well....
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