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Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« on: May 16, 2011, 02:10:06 PM »
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-16-11 01:05 PM
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Not one ****ing penny

I am getting ready to go back to work full-time. I love that first day when you fill out all of your paperwork. The ONE change I will make when I fill it out this time is that NOT ONE ****ING PENNY will go into a 401k. Not one. I REFUSE to let the banksters play with my money anymore.

And after seeing that the government is dipping into federal pensions...well, that just solidified my position.


We don't call them DUmmies for nothing.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 02:20:21 PM »
Does McDonald's have/offer a 401k?
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 02:24:44 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 02:20:21 PM
Does McDonald's have/offer a 401k?

I think so, but they have to pass a drug test to qualify, so it's moot.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 02:26:15 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on May 16, 2011, 02:24:44 PM
I think so, but they have to pass a drug test to qualify, so it's moot.

It's such a shame those pee tests are so hard to pass.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2011, 02:40:21 PM »
Forgive my fluffy ignorance but...

...how can it be a private banker's fault if the government robs public employee pensions?
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2011, 02:41:53 PM »
What does the muslim's accounting trick have to do with a 401K?

At many employers, you don't have an option on a minimal 401K, and if you do have an option, turning it down is like turning down free money.

But of course, all that lies on the far side of that impenetrable mountainous barrier of a drug test.  

I have a hunch DUmmy Horse with no Brain is preparing us for some nice bouncy tales in the near future.

This is feeling more and more like a Top DUmmy campaign.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2011, 02:42:00 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 16, 2011, 02:40:21 PM
Forgive my fluffy ignorance but...

...how can it be a private banker's fault if the government robs public employee pensions?

Because **** logic.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2011, 02:58:52 PM »
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dawg  (1000+ posts)      Mon May-16-11 03:04 PM
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18. I'm not ****ing Penny, either.
 Hell, I barely know her. But please listen to those telling you to at least contribute to the extent of the company match. Most plans have a fixed-rate option that would not risk any of your principal.
:lmao:

Some of the DUmmies try and talk her out of it, but she's not participating in the thread much. 
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2011, 03:10:00 PM »
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2011, 03:12:12 PM »
Quote from: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:10:00 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

Comedic value for one.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2011, 03:12:35 PM »
Quote from: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:10:00 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

You're kidding, right?

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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2011, 03:16:48 PM »
Quote from: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:10:00 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

Look at the name of this particular forum. "The DUmpster".

As CU's hottest chick said, it's for comedic value, knowing the enemy, many reasons.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2011, 03:19:36 PM »
Quote from: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:10:00 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

Are you one of out new additions from the CC exposure campfire at the DUmp? We had several that day.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2011, 03:20:02 PM »
Okay, I'll show my ignorance:
What is "CU" and "DU"
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2011, 03:21:17 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 03:16:48 PM
Look at the name of this particular forum. "The DUmpster".

As CU's hottest chick said, it's for comedic value, knowing the enemy, many reasons.

Whose hotness knows no limits.  LOL
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2011, 03:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 03:16:48 PM
Look at the name of this particular forum. "The DUmpster".

As CU's hottest chick said, it's for comedic value, knowing the enemy, many reasons.

I should add that as my sig line here. :-)
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 03:23:15 PM »
Quote from: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:20:02 PM
Okay, I'll show my ignorance:
What is "CU" and "DU"

Conservative Underground and Democratic Underground. CU is like us and owned by two of our members here. DU is, well, a Ringling Bro's Circus Act with some of the most batshit insane liberal moonbats manning the lion cages.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2011, 03:24:24 PM »
Quote from: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:20:02 PM
Okay, I'll show my ignorance:
What is "CU" and "DU"

A welcome bitchslap.

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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2011, 03:24:29 PM »
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2011, 03:26:54 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 16, 2011, 03:24:24 PM
Confiteor Deo omnipotenti, beatae Mariae semper Virgini, beato Michaeli Archangelo, beato Joanni Baptistae, sanctis Apostolis Petro et Paulo, omnibus Sanctis, et tibi Pater: quia peccavi nimis cogitatione verbo, et opere: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem, beatum Michaelem Archangelum, beatum Joannem Baptistam, sanctos Apostolos Petrum et Paulum, omnes Sanctos, et te Pater, orare pro me ad Dominum Deum Nostrum.

We say it a little bit differenlly at my parish:

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
et vobis fratres,
quia peccavi nimis cogitatione,
verbo opere et omissione:
mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem,
omnes angelos et Sanctos,
et vobis fratres,
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum. Amen.

But the sentiment is the same. Thanks
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2011, 03:28:28 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 03:23:15 PM
Conservative Underground and Democratic Underground. CU is like us and owned by two of our members here. DU is, well, a Ringling Bro's Circus Act with some of the most batshit insane liberal moonbats manning the lion cages.

Okay. I get it.
Okay, sorry to derail the thread. Carry on
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2011, 03:41:08 PM »
Quote from: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:26:54 PM
We say it a little bit differenlly at my parish:

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
et vobis fratres,
quia peccavi nimis cogitatione,
verbo opere et omissione:
mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem,
omnes angelos et Sanctos,
et vobis fratres,
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum. Amen.

But the sentiment is the same. Thanks

Mine's from the 13th century.
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2011, 03:58:55 PM »
Quote from: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:10:00 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

This is a valid question, one I had when I first started posting here.  I  thought it borderlined on a bizarre obsession actually, and pretty much avoided that forum. 

I started reading some of them, got hooked like everyone else, and honest to God it is for the comedic level.  They are the largest group of social misfits ever assembled. Like watching a train wreck -- you can't look away.    The DU misfit of the year contest is a fun hoot also. 

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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2011, 04:02:33 PM »
Quote from: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:26:54 PM
We say it a little bit differenlly at my parish:

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
et vobis fratres,
quia peccavi nimis cogitatione,
verbo opere et omissione:
mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem,
omnes angelos et Sanctos,
et vobis fratres,
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum. Amen.

But the sentiment is the same. Thanks

It wasn't until you laid it out this way that I knew what you were saying.   ::)
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Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2011, 04:37:40 PM »
I'm just here for the hot pictures of Calpig.  :sheshot: :hitit: :naughty:
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