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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer going into the jewelry business
« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2011, 12:47:36 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on January 15, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
Tanker has boobies???
Damn...

I've obviously been outta the loop for too long...  :-):rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire:

Yes, however my wife carries them around for me on her chest, for easy access.

Seriously, I can weld (Enough for farm work anyway), shoot anything up to and including tank main gun with great accuracy, live in the wild, kill and dress anything I can catch or kill, cast metal, and fix small engines; I can also cook, use a sewing machine, draw, paint, recognize more than six colors by name, and know that I do actually have limitations which I occasionally remember not to exceed.  A man secure in his sexuality isn't afraid to learn new skills or information because someone else might think they sound kind of girly.
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer going into the jewelry business
« Reply #51 on: January 16, 2011, 12:55:03 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2011, 12:47:36 PM
and know that I do actually have limitations which I occasionally remember not to exceed.

I seem to remember a certain Harry Callahan's advice in Magnum Force:  "A man's got to know his limitations."

Mine are pretty much the upper alto range, and anything soprano.
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer going into the jewelry business
« Reply #52 on: January 16, 2011, 01:00:11 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2011, 12:55:03 PM
I seem to remember a certain Harry Callahan's advice in Magnum Force:  "A man's got to know his limitations."

Mine are pretty much the upper alto range, and anything soprano.

These days mine involve knowing that I may still be able to do it, but it's going to hurt a whole lot worse than it used to the next day...and that goes double for drinking.
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer going into the jewelry business
« Reply #53 on: January 16, 2011, 01:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on January 15, 2011, 08:54:12 PM
delilah & tanker-

I wanna see too!

I'll take pictures in the next few days and post them in the spa.

 Cindie
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Re: Mrs. Alfred Packer going into the jewelry business
« Reply #54 on: January 16, 2011, 01:53:45 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 14, 2011, 07:50:14 PM
I look forward to seeing your PM sir. 

I wanna see too!!!
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