What do Democrats need to do to be more appealing to voters?
Seen a lot of great responses to this question here.
Added to those, I might suggest:
- Bathe. Frequently. (Most of the rest of us have to do it at least daily after mingling with you and your types IRL. That would be a good standard to shoot for.)
- Get a job. A PRIVATE SECTOR job. (Usually, to hold such a job for longer than it takes coffee to cool, it requires that you lay down the bong/joint/crack pipe long enough to not set off alarms at the pre-requisite pee test. Trust me; it's worth it.)
After those things are done, we can move into the dying, self immolation, leaving the country on a one-way ticket, etc...