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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2010, 01:42:10 AM »
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2010, 02:41:28 AM »
I figured as much. I've known some women that are extremely nice, and cool to hang out with, but if you hit a raw nerve or something... :censored:

Stick a fork in you...you're done. :-)

I guess I have the pleasure of knowing another strong woman.  :cheersmate:
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2010, 07:41:43 AM »
Congrats, Ralph, on finding the stupidest DUmmie thread of the day, perhaps the week.  We have this:

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Bitwit1234  (1000+ posts)     Wed Sep-22-10 05:46 PM
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8. What you can do is buy stuff pay for it and then take it back
 there is a rule that they can not sell stuff that had been returned. What you can do is make sure thru some secret mark that they don't if you go back and find they do, they can be fined.

Kinda like the secret handshake for the Oct 2 march?  WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?

From there, the thread degenerates into joking about running naked through the rain.  The smartest people on the planet. 
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2010, 08:16:42 AM »
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8. What you can do is buy stuff pay for it and then take it back
 there is a rule that they can not sell stuff that had been returned. What you can do is make sure thru some secret mark that they don't if you go back and find they do, they can be fined.


I haven't worked in retail in 20+ years, but is this some new rule?  I can understand not putting perishable food items back on the shelves.  But when I worked in a department store, as long as the clothing/goods weren't damaged or reeked, the items were put back on the shelf.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2010, 08:18:46 AM »
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1. I've done that before out of protest.   
 And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more. 


And then you bitch, moan, and whine, wondering why the costs of food are going up so fast.

Memo to DUmmies--did you realize the profit margin in grocery stores is usually LESS THAN ONE PERCENT?
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2010, 08:21:13 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 22, 2010, 09:37:33 PM
Naw, more like ****in' leachin' slugs!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only time I cross Wally World's threshold is after 10 PM. Amazing the dregs of society you can meet durin' clandestine hours! I'm a firm believer in carryin' a wooden stake or two!

One of the major reasons there are no 24-hour WallyWorlds here in NH.  Well, that and the fact that nobody is up that late.  However, we DID have a dipshit kid going all "gangsta" in the local WW, tried to pull his "gat" out of his pants, and ended up shooting himself in the leg.  He and his buddies are all in jail now.

Dipshit.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2010, 11:20:22 AM »
If I had to wait in line behind some asshole who pulled a stupid stunt like that, I'd beat them to death with my crutches. Tellin them and anyone in earshot what a stupid DUmmie moonbat they are/
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2010, 12:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 22, 2010, 10:52:16 PM
Target doesn't accept food stamps.  That's why we like shopping there.  Target feels so uppity compared to Walmart around the 1st and the 15th.
YES! :hi5: :cheersmate: That is exactly the reason I go to Target as well. I cannot stand Walmart any day of the week.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2010, 01:42:45 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on September 23, 2010, 02:41:28 AM
I figured as much. I've known some women that are extremely nice, and cool to hang out with, but if you hit a raw nerve or something... :censored:

Stick a fork in you...you're done. :-)

I guess I have the pleasure of knowing another strong woman.  :cheersmate:

heh! You guys need to meet "Toots"! She's been married to me for 37 years! ( 37 ****in' years, if you ask her! ) If you reach out to her on a bad day, you'll pull back a stub! lol!
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2010, 01:51:04 PM »
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8. What you can do is buy stuff pay for it and then take it back
 there is a rule that they can not sell stuff that had been returned. What you can do is make sure thru some secret mark that they don't if you go back and find they do, they can be fined.

Spoken just like some asshole that never worked a day in his life! I know at the Home Depot, you must return everything in it's own packaging in order to get it past the clerks.

Oh, did I mention there's a 15% restocking fee, DUmbass? So, you keep livin' in "never never land, and believe you're makin' a difference! kay?

****in' maroon!
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2010, 03:33:24 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on September 23, 2010, 12:28:33 PM
YES! :hi5: :cheersmate: That is exactly the reason I go to Target as well. I cannot stand Walmart any day of the week.


Wally World is actually the biggest thing in the small town I live in. I really have no other choice...

But yeah, there are a ton of idiots that shop there.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2010, 04:29:11 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on September 23, 2010, 03:33:24 PM
Wally World is actually the biggest thing in the small town I live in. I really have no other choice...

But yeah, there are a ton of idiots that shop there.

I go against the norm I guess. Walmart is just down the street from me and super convenient. There are some real freaks there no doubt, but it's still a good place to shop when there's nothing closer.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2010, 07:49:12 PM »
There is a Walmart within walking distance to us.  Sam's Club too.  We just avoid Walmart around the 1st and the 15th.

And yeah, I'm a nice person.  Just don't get on my bad side.  I can make a grown man cry.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2010, 07:59:00 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 23, 2010, 07:49:12 PM
And yeah, I'm a nice person.  Just don't get on my bad side.  I can make a grown man cry.

Oh, something tells me you could do that even if you WEREN'T in a bad mood...  :hot:
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2010, 08:02:44 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on September 23, 2010, 07:59:00 PM
Oh, something tells me you could do that even if you WEREN'T in a bad mood...  :hot:

Pervert.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2010, 08:05:37 PM »
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You know what I feel like doing....

Something immature which makes me look petty and stupid. But then again, what else is new.

Fixed.

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2010, 08:18:09 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 23, 2010, 01:42:45 PM
heh! You guys need to meet "Toots"! She's been married to me for 37 years! ( 37 ****in' years, if you ask her! ) If you reach out to her on a bad day, you'll pull back a stub! lol!

If you guys would only observe Mother Nature, you'd KNOW the female is the deadlier sex. :tongue:  Hey, at least you aren't a black widow spider male.
All I gotta say to you is thank your lucky stars Toots found some use for you after, ahem, the dating/mating game. :rotf:
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2010, 10:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 23, 2010, 08:02:44 PM
Pervert.

I've been called that twice by women, I think. Everytime it happens, I just get a sly smile across my face, and say; "So."

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2010, 11:53:56 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on September 23, 2010, 10:08:42 PM
I've been called that twice by women, I think. Everytime it happens, I just get a sly smile across my face, and say; "So."

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #44 on: September 23, 2010, 11:59:02 PM »
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #45 on: September 24, 2010, 06:51:12 AM »
Quote from: Ree on September 23, 2010, 11:53:56 PM
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #46 on: September 24, 2010, 07:27:30 AM »
Quote from: Ree on September 23, 2010, 11:53:56 PM
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIKw91sAWE[/youtube]

For the record, I'm not a pervert. I just thought this would be funny.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #47 on: September 24, 2010, 02:12:12 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on September 23, 2010, 08:18:09 PM
If you guys would only observe Mother Nature, you'd KNOW the female is the deadlier sex. :tongue:  Hey, at least you aren't a black widow spider male.
All I gotta say to you is thank your lucky stars Toots found some use for you after, ahem, the dating/mating game. :rotf:

Yeah, it was called my paycheck!!!!!!! I tried to endorse one once at the bank, and they told me that wasn't my signature!
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #48 on: September 24, 2010, 02:30:11 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 24, 2010, 02:12:12 PM
Yeah, it was called my paycheck!!!!!!! I tried to endorse one once at the bank, and they told me that wasn't my signature!
That happened to my ex..... :lmao:
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #49 on: September 24, 2010, 03:10:05 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on September 24, 2010, 07:27:30 AM

For the record, I'm not a pervert. I just thought this would be funny.

You're still young. You're just a prevert yet.

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