You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)

[AllosaursRus]

I've been called that twice by women, I think. Everytime it happens, I just get a sly smile across my face, and say; "So."

 

I doubt me and "Toots" would have been together as long as we have if I wasn't!

And guys, don't let 'em fool ya! "Toots" is way more than I am!

No honey, I wasn't talkin' 'bout you! I promise! Baby........put down the bat!..... Honey.......... Have I told ya how much I luv ya today?......... I know, go put on the leather skirt and the fish nets!.... I'll make it up to ya!!!!!!!! Can we do it without the Cat o' Nine this time?????

[Boudicca]

Yeah, it was called my paycheck!!!!!!! I tried to endorse one once at the bank, and they told me that wasn't my signature!

 
I was acually referring to the procreational act, but the paycheck works too.

[littlelamb]

I was acually referring to the procreational act, but the paycheck works too.

Either way your getting screwed

[Boudicca]

Either way your getting screwed

AHA, but they love it so much.
My husband says it's almost a game at the office, all those guys moaning and bitching about how the little lady done them wrong.
THEY LOVE IT.

[AllosaursRus]

AHA, but they love it so much.
My husband says it's almost a game at the office, all those guys moaning and bitching about how the little lady done them wrong.
THEY LOVE IT.

Specially when she puts on the garter belt!!!!! heh!