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You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« on: September 22, 2010, 03:56:12 PM »
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WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-22-10 04:24 PM
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You know what I feel like doing....

Going to Target, get a big huge pile of stuff in the cart, get in the line and just as I am about to check out say...

Damn, I forgot. This store really supports people who would persecute folks just because of their sexual preference. I can't shop here.

And leave...


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AnArmyVeteran  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-22-10 04:26 PM
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1. I've done that before out of protest.   
 And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more. 


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Denninmi  (152 posts)      Wed Sep-22-10 04:27 PM
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2. That's actually a good idea.
 But, wait until it's all entered on the register and THEN walk out.
 

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WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-22-10 04:28 PM
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3. It wouldn't hurt the workers because they would actually have ore work 
 they would have to restock ptoduct...


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COLGATE4  (712 posts)     Wed Sep-22-10 04:29 PM
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4. That's really a great idea. May try it out tomorrow.


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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-22-10 04:31 PM
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5. I LOVE It!
 How perfect! That's the kind of action that might actually start something.
 

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Brickbat  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-22-10 04:37 PM
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6. I know union guys who have done it at Wal-Mart.
 It helps to let the manager know what you're doing, and mention how much you were willing to spend until you remembered.


DUmmies and their protest ideas... :mental: :whatever:
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2010, 04:01:30 PM »
DUmmies and their protest ideas... :mental: :whatever:

And it's not even a new one.  They just managed to substitute Target for Wal-Mart.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2010, 04:04:53 PM »
And it's not even a new one.  They just managed to substitute Target for Wal-Mart.

I know.  It just cracks me up that they CLAIM they're going to do something when in reality they'll hit the bong & cheetos.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2010, 04:14:39 PM »
Stunts like this drive up the cost of goods (and services in some instances) and they don't discriminate.  Guess what DUmmie ... next time you fire up the bong, sit at the keyboard and type out some screaming thread about the escalating costs of goods and services .... you did that.  Be proud!

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2010, 04:16:04 PM »
In reality the DUmmie loaded the cart up and remembered that the Food Stamp card was still at home and had to abandon the load at the register.

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2010, 04:27:47 PM »
Well, if ya do DUmbass, don't come cryin' when we let all the air outa your tires before ya get outa the parkin' lot, via a good sharp knife!

Oh, and don't be surprised if someone kicks ya in the ass on the way out the door! Won't be an employee though, more than likely the contractor you held up with your childish BS!

In protest of course at you bein' DUmber than a sack ' rocks and wastin' the time of customers and employees alike! Oh, and unless the frozen food thawed while you were lolly gaggin' around pattin' yourself on the back and snickerin' to yourself, the frozen's can be put right back where ya got 'em! Where do they come up with this shit? Uranus?

I used to get a pat on the back for followin' little jerks around Home Depot who were runnin' interference for little dickheads like you! We had union thugs try this at the Depot a coupla times. I could spot 'em a mile away as they tried to go thru every department and nothin' in the cart made any sense with other items! They tried to spread it out as far as possible and what really gave it away was the multiple carts!

We took a pic of these idiots and they were no longer allowed in the store.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2010, 04:33:43 PM »
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AnArmyVeteran  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-22-10 04:26 PM
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1. I've done that before out of protest.   
 And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more.

I am pretty sure you are a poser and almost hope so because I hate to think that a real Vet would ever do something like that.

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2010, 04:56:31 PM »
I don't get it, these DUmmies mostly target Walmart for being non-union, but are now also targeting Target, because of some donations to an anti-gay candidate.  They claim these big box stores drive little mom and pop stores out of business.  I'd bet most moms and pops that own stores are conservative, and their little stores aren't unionized either.

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2010, 05:04:11 PM »
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AnArmyVeteran  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-22-10 04:26 PM
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1. I've done that before out of protest.   
 And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more. 


Stay classy you dick. I don't think you have done it, but if I was the guy behind you, and you decided to do it. I'd give you a boot in your ass. That's no benefit to anyone. It is a stupid, poorly though out action. :censored:

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2010, 05:04:58 PM »
I am pretty sure you are a poser and almost hope so because I hate to think that a real Vet would ever do something like that.

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AnArmyVeteran  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-22-10 04:26 PM
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1. I've done that before out of protest.   
 And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more.

I'd be interested to know how the store screwed him outa of a lousy $35 bucks. Did he try to turn in his used adult pampers, or what?
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2010, 05:17:33 PM »
DUmmies being the true A-holes they are.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2010, 05:50:21 PM »
I'd be interested to know how the store screwed him outa of a lousy $35 bucks. Did he try to turn in his used adult pampers, or what?

Nah, c'mon, AllosaursRus, you gotta know the DUmmies like to share things...he passed on his used diapers to one of his buddies.
Probably ate $35 worth of Cheetos and got pissed off because they wouldn't give him a refund when he claimed the product was stale.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2010, 06:52:36 PM »
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This store really supports people who would persecute folks just because of their sexual preference.

QUESTION 1: In the war between civilizations the liberal leftist pro-homosexual community has consistently given moral and material support to:

A) the US where homosexuals are equal under the law in regards to all political rights and protection from force and fraud

B) the jihadists that throw homosexuals off of 10-story buildings and stone them to death


QUESTION 2: A company seeking to maximize profits to maintain capital flow from investors will, when confronted by unexpected cost increases due to lost productivity will:

A) hold back on employee benefits

B) raise prices for consumers

C) cut amenities, thereby dibursing its cost to secondary vendors and damaging wages and services amongst other businesses

D) all the above

QUESTION 3: A target empployee who deals with a bitchy general public an average of 8 to 12 hours a day is confronted with a DUmbasses childish protest stunt. That employee will:

A) race off to tell store management to pass along the message to the Board of Directors to change their political orientation in what is presumbly charitable giving

B) call the protester a "fag" before

C) Choice B

D) Choice B and B
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2010, 06:52:57 PM »
Well, if ya do DUmbass, don't come cryin' when we let all the air outa your tires before ya get outa the parkin' lot, via a good sharp knife!

Oh, and don't be surprised if someone kicks ya in the ass on the way out the door! Won't be an employee though, more than likely the contractor you held up with your childish BS!

In protest of course at you bein' DUmber than a sack ' rocks and wastin' the time of customers and employees alike! Oh, and unless the frozen food thawed while you were lolly gaggin' around pattin' yourself on the back and snickerin' to yourself, the frozen's can be put right back where ya got 'em! Where do they come up with this shit? Uranus?

I used to get a pat on the back for followin' little jerks around Home Depot who were runnin' interference for little dickheads like you! We had union thugs try this at the Depot a coupla times. I could spot 'em a mile away as they tried to go thru every department and nothin' in the cart made any sense with other items! They tried to spread it out as far as possible and what really gave it away was the multiple carts!

We took a pic of these idiots and they were no longer allowed in the store.

When I worked as an overnight cashier at Walmart, this would happen rather frequent on the first of the month, when the EBT cards renewed.  Most would be "hovering" around the checkouts, waiting til after midnight to go thru the line.

Some would try to purchase more than what was on the card, then bitch about not having enough to get what they "needed", or that Walmart was screwing them out of X amount of $ that didn't show up on the card, etc., etc.

Nevermind the fact that this was the first of the month, usually 15 minutes after midnight, and this was their first purchase.   :mental:

Others came in about 2 or 3 in the morning, in their PJ's, cart full of kids, husband/sperm donor/whatever usually drunk and bitching about "no alcohol sales after midnight", trying to buy 4 bags of potato chips and a case of beer, or a carton of cigs, neither of which is covered by an EBT card.  F'n loons!   :banghead:
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« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2010, 07:04:29 PM »
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2010, 07:53:17 PM »
WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-22-10 04:24 PM
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You know what I feel like doing....

Going to Target, get a big huge pile of stuff in the cart, get in the line and just as I am about to check out say...

Damn, I forgot. This store really supports people who would persecute folks just because of their sexual preference. I can't shop here.

And leave...


And I would tell Target that they're better off not providing their goods/services for a piece of shit DUmmie!!  :bird: :censored:

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2010, 09:37:33 PM »
When I worked as an overnight cashier at Walmart, this would happen rather frequent on the first of the month, when the EBT cards renewed.  Most would be "hovering" around the checkouts, waiting til after midnight to go thru the line.

Some would try to purchase more than what was on the card, then bitch about not having enough to get what they "needed", or that Walmart was screwing them out of X amount of $ that didn't show up on the card, etc., etc.

Nevermind the fact that this was the first of the month, usually 15 minutes after midnight, and this was their first purchase.   :mental:

Others came in about 2 or 3 in the morning, in their PJ's, cart full of kids, husband/sperm donor/whatever usually drunk and bitching about "no alcohol sales after midnight", trying to buy 4 bags of potato chips and a case of beer, or a carton of cigs, neither of which is covered by an EBT card.  F'n loons!   :banghead:

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2010, 10:33:31 PM »
That's mature.
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2010, 10:40:22 PM »
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2010, 10:50:28 PM »
No, sir.  I'm talking about the idiot who wanted to leave a cart full of stuff at Target to "stick it" to them.  I haven't even read all the responses to this thread yet.  lol
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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2010, 10:52:16 PM »
In reality the DUmmie loaded the cart up and remembered that the Food Stamp card was still at home and had to abandon the load at the register.

Target doesn't accept food stamps.  That's why we like shopping there.  Target feels so uppity compared to Walmart around the 1st and the 15th.
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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2010, 11:02:42 PM »
No, sir.  I'm talking about the idiot who wanted to leave a cart full of stuff at Target to "stick it" to them.  I haven't even read all the responses to this thread yet.  lol

I figgered, but sometimes I can push buttons I never intend to, heheheh!

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2010, 11:05:18 PM »
I figgered, but sometimes I can push buttons I never intend to, heheheh!

They don't call me the resident asshole for nuttin'! lol!

You would know it if you pushed my buttons.  I'd let you know.
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« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2010, 11:10:25 PM »
You would know it if you pushed my buttons.  I'd let you know.

Beat me baby, make me bleed! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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Re: You know what I feel like doing....(Bad idea from DUmmy WCGreen)
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2010, 12:34:52 AM »
I figgered, but sometimes I can push buttons I never intend to, heheheh!

They don't call me the resident asshole for nuttin'! lol!

I'll challenge you for that title!!

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PS: Something tells me noone would want to push Jessica's buttons. She've very nice, but I get the feeling that if the claws do come out, ya better watch your ass. :p

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