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Offline SilverOrchid

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2010, 02:31:31 PM »
Dude, that was a masstive (pun intened) overshare.
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2010, 04:05:43 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 22, 2010, 12:26:06 AM
The behemoth hasn't been heard from since Monday, when he shared the photo of his yeast infection, and described his feminine hygiene regimen. At the time, he was whining about the irritation, but said he sure felt fresh and clean.

A silence this long is ominous; there may be some bad news on the way.

Still no new word.

Maybe Jeanette finally got serious about helping the gigantic primitive lose weight, and took away his computer games.

Or maybe she did in fact lock him up in a giant cage, through which bars she's shoving a bowl of cold gruel once a day, and an apple every third Sunday.

I'm confident; maybe there's good news on the way.
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #52 on: January 23, 2010, 02:27:26 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 22, 2010, 04:05:43 PM
Still no new word.

Maybe Jeanette finally got serious about helping the gigantic primitive lose weight, and took away his computer games.

Or maybe she did in fact lock him up in a giant cage, through which bars she's shoving a bowl of cold gruel once a day, and an apple every third Sunday.

I'm confident; maybe there's good news on the way.

Or maybe she just got tired of gettin' kicked around and put a cap in his fat ass!
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #53 on: January 23, 2010, 05:23:21 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 23, 2010, 02:27:26 AM
Or maybe she just got tired of gettin' kicked around and put a cap in his fat ass!

With what?  A .500 S&W Magnum?  Or an M-79 that she had laying around?   :tongue:
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