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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2010, 07:15:47 PM »
The things people share on the Internet...I have a hard enough time just telling my facebook friends I gained 5 pounds of cheesecake over the holidays let alone parade this kind of thing in public. And if my husband EVER broadcast stuff about my feminine product use to the whole freaking world it'd take one hell of a gift...probably jewelry...expensive jewelry...before I'd even think about uncrossing my legs.

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2010, 07:40:27 PM »
DUDE, YOU NEED A STEROID. NOW. REALLY, LIKE A MONTH AGO, DUMB@SS. YOU ARE RUNNING A SERIOUS RISK OF STAPH INFECTION, IF YOU DONT HAVE IT ALREADY. (IM NOT LOOKING AT YOUR GROSS OUT PICS). THIS CAN KILL YOU, FOOL. QUIT SPRAYING ODD ANTIFUNGALS ON YOURSELF AND HAUL IT TO A REAL DOCTOR.

I hope he does read this. He does need help.

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2010, 07:52:27 PM »
I know he needs help, that is truly why I posted it. Just like I did weeks ago when he was first bitching about it. People die everyday from these infections, what idiot doesnt go immediately to a DR when you skin is rotting off?   


Ok, dumb question, obviously, this idiot.
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2010, 07:54:08 PM »
I really do not understand why anyone would be concerned with the cetacean's health. Remember the First Rule: DUmmies lie, all the time, they lie. And don't forget the Second Rule: whatever a DUmmy says he is, he isn't. The Las Vegas Lardass is a DUmmy.

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2010, 08:32:48 AM »
I really do not understand why anyone would be concerned with the cetacean's health. Remember the First Rule: DUmmies lie, all the time, they lie. And don't forget the Second Rule: whatever a DUmmy says he is, he isn't. The Las Vegas Lardass is a DUmmy.

Tons 'o Fun is nothing more than an attention whore. I doubt if he will ever truly make any effort to improve his situation. The descriptions of his ailments are enough to make a maggot puke!
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2010, 08:36:16 AM »
I decline to go over and see the photo.  I cannot BELIEVE he posted about the feminine products.  That is out and out disrespect, disdain, and disregard for his long-suffering wife.  She does not deserve that, and he should be deeply, deeply ashamed of himself.   Jeannette, if you come across this, if I were you, I'd leave him.  He obviously doesn't give a shit about you or your feelings.  

  

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2010, 08:45:50 AM »
I decline to go over and see the photo.  I cannot BELIEVE he posted about the feminine products.  That is out and out disrespect, disdain, and disregard for his long-suffering wife.  She does not deserve that, and he should be deeply, deeply ashamed of himself.   Jeannette, if you come across this, if I were you, I'd leave him.  He obviously doesn't give a shit about you or your feelings.

I'm still confused as to why Tons of Fun (thank you, allosaurs_rus!) is using something that moisturizes, rather than dries out. 

Perhaps the gigantic primitive is one of those brain-washed into believing that unless something has chemicals in it, it won't work, when in fact cheap non-chemical corn starch would heal that problem in a hurry.

That is, if the gigantic primitive doesn't lick it off, for added calories.

The other thing that bothers me is that the gigantic primitive mentioned he looked for things in those places he could get to--i.e., in the bedroom and the bathroom.

Now, surely the gigantic primitive maneuvers himself into the kitchen several times a day, too.  It might be something akin to steering the Cunarder Queen Elizabeth II through the Elkhorn or Niobrara River, but where there's a will there's a way.
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2010, 08:47:25 AM »
I decline to go over and see the photo.  I cannot BELIEVE he posted about the feminine products.  That is out and out disrespect, disdain, and disregard for his long-suffering wife.  She does not deserve that, and he should be deeply, deeply ashamed of himself.   Jeannette, if you come across this, if I were you, I'd leave him.  He obviously doesn't give a shit about you or your feelings.  

  

Yep. He didn't stop to think at all that it might embarrass her to list those products. I wonder if his Sock Puppet Jeanette will come over and tell us that "she" didn't mind.

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2010, 08:53:19 AM »
 :rotf:....I stumbled upon a racist site earlier this morning....I swear they had a picture of fatboy nearly naked sitting at his computer with....wait for it..... with Teddy "the swimmers" head photoshopped on it...... :rotf:

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2010, 08:57:54 AM »
I'm still confused as to why Tons of Fun (thank you, allosaurs_rus!) is using something that moisturizes, rather than dries out. 

Perhaps the gigantic primitive is one of those brain-washed into believing that unless something has chemicals in it, it won't work, when in fact cheap non-chemical corn starch would heal that problem in a hurry.

That is, if the gigantic primitive doesn't lick it off, for added calories.

The other thing that bothers me is that the gigantic primitive mentioned he looked for things in those places he could get to--i.e., in the bedroom and the bathroom.

Now, surely the gigantic primitive maneuvers himself into the kitchen several times a day, too.  It might be something akin to steering the Cunarder Queen Elizabeth II through the Elkhorn or Niobrara River, but where there's a will there's a way.

Could it be they've only widened a coupla doors in the apartment? I'm with you Coach, what the hell does that mean??? Is he such a "wide load" he can't fit thru a normal door?
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2010, 08:59:42 AM »
Could it be they've only widened a coupla doors in the apartment? I'm with you Coach, what the hell does that mean??? Is he such a "wide load" he can't fit thru a normal door?

Perhaps Janette is trying to control his eating by controlling his access, and she has the kitchen locked while she is out...

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« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2010, 09:13:58 AM »
Does anybody know what started off this hilarious bike ride to nowhere?

A fork, a knife, and a spoon.

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« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2010, 09:16:51 AM »
Perhaps Janette is trying to control his eating by controlling his access, and she has the kitchen locked while she is out...

She should stock the kitchen with nothing but French's yellow mustard.
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2010, 11:29:07 AM »
Sooo...He's spraying his junk with athletes foot spray? Did I read that correctly? :o
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2010, 11:34:49 AM »
A fork, a knife, and a spoon.

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Along with an enabling wife! :whatever:
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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2010, 11:40:16 AM »
I decline to go over and see the photo.  I cannot BELIEVE he posted about the feminine products.  That is out and out disrespect, disdain, and disregard for his long-suffering wife.  She does not deserve that, and he should be deeply, deeply ashamed of himself.   Jeannette, if you come across this, if I were you, I'd leave him.  He obviously doesn't give a shit about you or your feelings.  

  

I got to wondering, 1st Rule of Skin's Island considered, has Jeanette been verified to exist at all?  Because what woman would have put up with all his crap, literally and figuratively?

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2010, 11:45:59 AM »
I got to wondering, 1st Rule of Skin's Island considered, has Jeanette been verified to exist at all?  Because what woman would have put up with all his crap, literally and figuratively?
Of course not. He posted here a few times, claiming to be her, and a few people fell for it, but that's been the extent of it.

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2010, 12:38:12 PM »
He does have to use a heat and light source to see what he's doing . . . A road flare would work . . .  :fuelfire:

And hold it close to the aforementioned gasoline doused leg.

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« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2010, 12:26:06 AM »
The behemoth hasn't been heard from since Monday, when he shared the photo of his yeast infection, and described his feminine hygiene regimen. At the time, he was whining about the irritation, but said he sure felt fresh and clean.
A silence this long is ominous; there may be some bad news on the way.

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« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2010, 01:16:48 AM »
The behemoth hasn't been heard from since Monday, when he shared the photo of his yeast infection, and described his feminine hygiene regimen. At the time, he was whining about the irritation, but said he sure felt fresh and clean.
A silence this long is ominous; there may be some bad news on the way.

You might be right Go. It's not like him/her to not update on his current afflictions.
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« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2010, 01:31:16 AM »
The behemoth hasn't been heard from since Monday, when he shared the photo of his yeast infection, and described his feminine hygiene regimen. At the time, he was whining about the irritation, but said he sure felt fresh and clean.
A silence this long is ominous; there may be some bad news on the way.

Maybe Jeanette finally kicked his extra large, but floral, ass to the curb.

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« Reply #46 on: January 22, 2010, 06:03:54 AM »
The behemoth hasn't been heard from since Monday, when he shared the photo of his yeast infection, and described his feminine hygiene regimen. At the time, he was whining about the irritation, but said he sure felt fresh and clean.
A silence this long is ominous; there may be some bad news on the way.

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #47 on: January 22, 2010, 07:31:05 AM »
You might be right Go. It's not like him/her to not update on his current afflictions.

The beached one would find some good advice here but nooo.. he has to keep doing stupid things

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« Reply #48 on: January 22, 2010, 11:08:55 AM »
By the way, the gigantic primitive is currently at 432 pounds, with his bowel movement index unchanged at 54, whatever that means.

I guess he's dropping 54 Lbs every time he has to blast a dookie.

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Re: gigantic primitive chafing; tries feminine hygiene product (update 01-17)
« Reply #49 on: January 22, 2010, 01:09:23 PM »
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It mostly just shows the area where I rubbed the leftovers off on my skin.
Well, now, that pretty much proves him a liar, doesn't it? The idea that there have ever been any "leftovers" in the leviathan's hut?

He did at least clear up one thing. Now we know why Jeanette's job at the call center is always in jeopardy. She doesn't have enough time to scam elderly folks over the phone, what with all the scratching she has to do.