I decline to go over and see the photo. I cannot BELIEVE he posted about the feminine products. That is out and out disrespect, disdain, and disregard for his long-suffering wife. She does not deserve that, and he should be deeply, deeply ashamed of himself. Jeannette, if you come across this, if I were you, I'd leave him. He obviously doesn't give a shit about you or your feelings.
I'm still confused as to why Tons of Fun (thank you, allosaurs_rus!) is using something that moisturizes, rather than dries out.
Perhaps the gigantic primitive is one of those brain-washed into believing that unless something has chemicals in it, it won't work, when in fact cheap non-chemical corn starch would heal that problem in a hurry.
That is, if the gigantic primitive doesn't lick it off, for added calories.
The other thing that bothers me is that the gigantic primitive mentioned he looked for things in those places he could get to--i.e., in the bedroom and the bathroom.
Now, surely the gigantic primitive maneuvers himself into the kitchen several times a day, too. It might be something akin to steering the Cunarder
Queen Elizabeth II through the Elkhorn or Niobrara River, but where there's a will there's a way.