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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2009, 08:07:33 AM »
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Oh, she knows franksolich exists! But she is waiting in trembling anticipation of the Top DUmbass announcement.  

She's afraid to offend franksolich before he makes the announcement. Things might get delayed or modified, and remember, people like Pam have never won anything in their lives.

This is a Major Award. The kind people get leg lamps for.

Well, I dunno where the greenbriar primitive gets this notion that the TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 is to be released today, January 31, 2009, the last day of the penultimate year of the decade.

We'll see, as I have other things on the burner today and tomorrow.

Now, I'm fully aware that one can say "GOBUCKS" on Skins's island, and my fellow alum and the moderators there wouldn't suspect a thing, whereas if one says "franksolich" on Skins's island, my fellow alum and the moderators scent some mischief's afoot.

However, if the primitives wish to post about franksolich, they can.

This is why I have such contempt for the primitives; they have no imagination, no creativity, no sense of humor. 

If the primitives wish to post about franksolich, they can re-baptize him with a monicker alien to my fellow alum and the moderators on Skins's island.

I dunno; maybe "the earless wonder," or something like that.

The primitives have no imagination, no creativity, no sense of humor.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2009, 08:13:51 AM »
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15. Oh just wait till tomorrow
 I must get my acceptance speech ready

I am sure it will be a delight!


Yeah, maybe the chinless Alabama butterface can film it for you and post it on YouPorn.

Afterwards, the two of you can go down to her "second job" down in Times Square.

Even at $5 a trick, you should be able to get beer money for the weekend.  Oh, who am I kiddin?
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2009, 08:29:20 AM »
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I wonder if she knows she can be tombstoned (again) for reading posts over here.

What??  Skinner can ban you for what you read, out and about on the interwebz?  Why do these idiots put up with such totalitarian control?  Never would I join such a forum or any other real-life organization like that.  Nobody puts me on a leash.  The very idea! 

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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2009, 08:37:06 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 31, 2009, 08:13:51 AM


Yeah, maybe the chinless Alabama butterface can film it for you and post it on YouPorn.

Afterwards, the two of you can go down to her "second job" down in Times Square.

Even at $5 a trick, you should be able to get beer money for the weekend.  Oh, who am I kiddin?

You %$#$%#@

Now I have to try to erase that horrible thought from my memory. :banghead:
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2009, 09:50:27 AM »
Quote from: Carl on December 31, 2009, 08:37:06 AM
You %$#$%#@

Now I have to try to erase that horrible thought from my memory. :banghead:

Carl, there will be drunks down there tonight that will hit on anything.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2009, 11:07:08 AM »
After seeing what Pammy looks like, the story she told about the cabin boy on her cruise having a crush on her sounds like classic DUmp fiction.

NO self respecting male would look at Pam twice except for the "damn, is THAT a person?" look.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2009, 11:23:45 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 31, 2009, 11:07:08 AM
After seeing what Pammy looks like, the story she told about the cabin boy on her cruise having a crush on her sounds like classic DUmp fiction.

NO self respecting male would look at Pam twice except for the "damn, is THAT a person?" look.

And the bolded, and colored, above poses the problem for both a DU "male" that professes to be hetero, and the raging drunk that will hit on anything with two X chromosomes.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2009, 11:23:59 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 31, 2009, 11:07:08 AM
After seeing what Pammy looks like, the story she told about the cabin boy on her cruise having a crush on her sounds like classic DUmp fiction.

NO self respecting male would look at Pam twice except for the "damn, is THAT a person?" look.

You gotta understand that her ole man is 5'5" at 270 lbs.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2009, 11:30:23 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2009, 11:23:45 AM
And the bolded, and colored, above poses the problem for both a DU "male" that professes to be hetero, and the raging drunk that will hit on anything with two X chromosomes.
Well, Pammie received two X's, but Mother Nature got distracted at a critical moment, and Pammie picked up other inappropriate parts of the alphabet at the same time.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2009, 11:33:34 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 31, 2009, 11:23:59 AM
You gotta understand that her ole man is 5'5" at 270 lbs.


And I don't blame him a bit for living in an alcoholic haze.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2009, 12:02:56 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 31, 2009, 11:33:34 AM

And I don't blame him a bit for living in an alcoholic haze.

And her looking at a miniature version of Systematic Chaos all her adult life is a reason to use and abuse drugs.

Maybe they deserve each other.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2009, 12:05:40 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 31, 2009, 11:07:08 AM
After seeing what Pammy looks like, the story she told about the cabin boy on her cruise having a crush on her sounds like classic DUmp fiction.

NO self respecting male would look at Pam twice except for the "damn, is THAT a person?" look.

Could also be wondering how she got her helmet off...
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2009, 12:11:55 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 31, 2009, 08:07:33 AM
Well, I dunno where the greenbriar primitive gets this notion that the TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 is to be released today, January 31, 2009, the last day of the penultimate year of the decade.


January? January?
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2009, 03:58:20 PM »
Quote from: FGL on December 31, 2009, 12:11:55 PM
January? January?

I caught it too, but someone "shadowy" signed out the VRWC Time Machine, and I figured that it was Coach (in a disguise).
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2009, 04:24:08 PM »
Quote from: FGL on December 31, 2009, 12:11:55 PM
January? January?

I goofed.

I meant December 31, 2009, but was distracted by a conversation with the neighbor about my plans for New Year's Eve.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2009, 04:33:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 31, 2009, 04:24:08 PM
I goofed.

I meant December 31, 2009, but was distracted by a conversation with the neighbor about my plans for New Year's Eve.

I figured it was a misprint.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2009, 04:44:40 PM »
Quote from: FGL on December 31, 2009, 04:33:11 PM
I figured it was a misprint.

I figured his computer replaced January for December like what happen with that DUer and the word "air port".
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2009, 04:45:56 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 31, 2009, 04:44:40 PM
I figured his computer replaced January for December like what happen with that DUer and the word "air port".

Good one, madam.

And a very happy and healthy and prosperous 2010 to you!
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2009, 04:46:46 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 31, 2009, 04:44:40 PM
I figured his computer replaced January for December like what happen with that DUer and the word "air port".

I think Frank is smarter that Twixvoy, he knows how to turn off the DU spellmesser.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2009, 04:48:29 PM »
Quote from: FGL on December 31, 2009, 04:46:46 PM
I think Frank is smarter that Twixvoy, he knows how to turn off the DU spellmesser.

The TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 might, or might not, come out yet tonight.

I'm sure it's going to be a surprise.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2009, 04:51:56 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 31, 2009, 04:48:29 PM
The TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 might, or might not, come out yet tonight.

I'm sure it's going to be a surprise.


That will be good. I look forward to it.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2009, 05:01:59 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 31, 2009, 04:48:29 PM
The TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 might, or might not, come out yet tonight.

I'm sure it's going to be a surprise.

Does that mean that a certain DUmmie might not need her acceptance speech?
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2009, 05:20:57 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 31, 2009, 04:48:29 PM
The TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 might, or might not, come out yet tonight.

I'm sure it's going to be a surprise.
I suppose things must proceed on their normal course, but it would be nice to delay the announcement of the Major Award for a few days or weeks. DUmmies are on the edge of their seats. Every day, dozens of them are coming here, scuttling around lke swarms of cockroaches, looking for the Top
DUmmy news. dawsonpam01 is so wrought up, she's going to take leave from sucking the taxpayer tit. In fact, if you haven't heard, she's on chemo (she doesn't advertise that). And it's all due to nervous exhaustion over the Top DUmmy competition. So anyway, if the Major Award announcement were to be delayed until, say, January 31, the site traffic here would go through the roof, as long as little tickler hints were placed from time to time. And then a total darkhorse, like symbolman or Mari333, was the winner! With Diebold counting votes, anything can happen.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2009, 05:40:47 PM »
Has anyone noticed all of the Top DUer threads at the DUmp. They're trying to usurp our award. Hell. One DUmmy even has top DUer of the decade when the island is only 8 years old. (just another DUmmy having a problem with numbers)

Note to DUmmys: You can  have all the beauty pagents you want, but our Top DUmmy award is bona fide. All you winners are belong to us. They are nothing more than also rans.
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Re: What is this other site that "cannot be named"
« Reply #49 on: December 31, 2009, 06:37:49 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2009, 09:50:27 AM
Carl, there will be drunks down there tonight that will hit on anything.

And it's that level of drunkenness that has to exist for Pammy to get laid.
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