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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2009, 04:50:59 PM »
We should send him pictures of our hands.

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2009, 05:59:53 PM »
I wonder if the pinhead is still planning to feed franksolich to his cat.

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2009, 10:56:49 PM »
We should send him pictures of our hands.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2009, 06:04:01 AM »
He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures!  Bwahahahaha!   :popcorn:
Oh man! I am envious! I need to set up a second Facebook acct and start adding Dummies!  :lmao:
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2009, 06:35:27 AM »
New Hampshire has long been renowned for the finest barbecue on earth.

This wedding has been delayed for years, as the Pittster and his betrothed waited out the laws
on age of consent.

I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2009, 08:53:06 AM »
I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

Those are the most important ones.

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2009, 10:39:13 AM »
I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
Hey, c'mon! Pitt said it. It's gotta be true.
New Hampshire is at the pinnacle.
Restaurants in Memphis advertise "Authentic New Hampshire BBQ".

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2009, 10:49:42 AM »
Hey, c'mon! Pitt said it. It's gotta be true.
New Hampshire is at the pinnacle.
Restaurants in Memphis advertise "Authentic New Hampshire BBQ".

Must be, because every time I go into a grocery store looking for baby backs or St. Louis ribs, I get a blank stare, and every so often I'll get that head cock and a, "Huh?"
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2009, 11:13:41 AM »
Oh man! I am envious! I need to set up a second Facebook acct and start adding Dummies!  :lmao:


And the DUmmies even have an open Facebook group where they give their real names AND their DU names.  And pictures, too!  It's a DUmmiefest there. 

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2009, 11:32:50 AM »

And the DUmmies even have an open Facebook group where they give their real names AND their DU names.  And pictures, too!  It's a DUmmiefest there. 
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2009, 11:40:03 AM »
I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

But there used to be a little hole-in-the-wall joint south of Portsmouth that sold lobster rolls to die for.........

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2009, 02:13:25 PM »
I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

who needs those, I use beer

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2009, 02:42:59 PM »
But there used to be a little hole-in-the-wall joint south of Portsmouth that sold lobster rolls to die for.........

doc

Oh, there's TONS of those places.  And if you don't mind eating on benches and paper plates, Brown's Lobster Pound in Seabrook is the way to go.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2009, 05:17:49 PM »
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.

These are "special" ones...



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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2009, 05:28:09 PM »
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.

I was thinking a leather riding crop would go really well with the cowboy costume.


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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2009, 05:33:44 PM »
I was thinking a leather riding crop would go really well with the cowboy costume.



Maybe a sling to hang from, as he gets pegged by his wife?
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2009, 05:38:51 PM »
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #42 on: October 10, 2009, 01:41:18 AM »
A church wedding?

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #43 on: October 10, 2009, 05:08:39 AM »
A church wedding?

It'll probably be done at a Planned Parenthood, so, in a way, yes.  :whatever:
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #44 on: October 10, 2009, 09:30:03 AM »
It'll probably be done at a Planned Parenthood, so, in a way, yes.  :whatever:

Being married to Pitt is its own built in birth control scheme.

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #45 on: October 10, 2009, 01:07:23 PM »


Wayyyy to many fingers up in that pic.  :rotf:

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #46 on: October 10, 2009, 01:41:16 PM »
It's sort of amazing that a woman of any description would be so desperate as to get involved with a
hopeless alcoholic bum like Pitt. That trust fund must be a ton of money.

Just think how awful it must make DUmmy stevenumbers feel.

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2009, 12:39:37 AM »


Damn woman! I hope you're not one of those honeys that claw on yur back when the "moment" arrives are ya! Lol!
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2009, 07:00:07 AM »
Damn woman! I hope you're not one of those honeys that claw on yur back when the "moment" arrives are ya! Lol!

Oh Lord, I do hope so.. I DO so hope so...

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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2009, 09:11:50 AM »
Well, here in NH, the air is cleaner, the sky a bit brighter, the mood a bit more relaxed.

Dipshit must have gone home already.
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