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BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« on: October 08, 2009, 10:27:10 AM »
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WilliamPitt  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-08-09 03:07 PM
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So I'm getting married this weekend... 
 

Picking up my Best Man at the airport in an hour.

Heading to rural New Hampshire tomorrow morning.

Rehearsal and rehearsal dinner tomorrow evening; dinner, btw, will be at my mom's house (DUer Raven for the uninitiated), and will include an absolutely shattering smorgasbord of the best God damned barbecue the region has to offer.

Wedding on Sunday here:

http://is.gd/454NE

Reception here:

http://is.gd/454XA

Wish me luck.

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It must be hard to find the perfect blind, quadriplegic, emasculated lesbian retard.
 
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 10:29:25 AM »
You weren't aware of the upcoming nuptials, sir?
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 10:32:16 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 08, 2009, 10:29:25 AM
You weren't aware of the upcoming nuptials, sir?
I wasn't aware Massachusetts had decriminalized necrophilia.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 10:32:37 AM »
By the way, the day before this wedding, October 10, the subway cat's going to be a float in some sort of parade down in Washington, D.C., and I'll be watching for her, too, to see if she gets the prize for being the biggest float there.

This should be a busy weekend for primitive-observers.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 10:45:58 AM »
Who's the lucky guy?
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 11:08:51 AM »
Is it too late for me to put the NH state police on alert so he doesn't get in?  I swear, we need machine guns and minefields on the border.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 12:09:11 PM »
Dummie Funnies has been mentioning this off and on for months.

So this reputed "female" is marrying this cretin? What for? What could she possibly be getting from this? Was she homeless?
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 12:11:19 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 08, 2009, 10:32:37 AM
By the way, the day before this wedding, October 10, the subway cat's going to be a float in some sort of parade down in Washington, D.C., and I'll be watching for her, too, to see if she gets the prize for being the biggest float there.

This should be a busy weekend for primitive-observers.

lol  :rotf:
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 12:12:54 PM »
Quote from: BEG on October 08, 2009, 12:11:19 PM
lol  :rotf:

Mayb she will win The Confused Transexual Male Gay Cat Award?
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 12:28:38 PM »
Quote from: FGL on October 08, 2009, 12:09:11 PM
Dummie Funnies has been mentioning this off and on for months.

So this reputed "female" is marrying this cretin? What for? What could she possibly be getting from this? Was she homeless?

Was that the she-beast orbiting Planet Pitt wearing the yellow houseboat dress with the horrible tattoo?  Good greif. 
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2009, 12:29:16 PM »
Oh my.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2009, 12:44:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris on October 08, 2009, 12:28:38 PM
Was that the she-beast orbiting Planet Pitt wearing the yellow houseboat dress with the horrible tattoo?  Good greif. 

I never saw a pic...
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2009, 12:48:05 PM »
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2009, 01:08:54 PM »
New Hampshire has long been renowned for the finest barbecue on earth.

This wedding has been delayed for years, as the Pittster and his betrothed waited out the laws
on age of consent.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2009, 01:14:07 PM »
Quote from: Chris on October 08, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
:spork: :spork: :spork: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2249930/posts :spork: :spork: :spork:


You deserve a H5 for that link.

From behind, she appears to be female moonbat through and through.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2009, 01:19:17 PM »
What's the over/under on the marriage?
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2009, 01:34:04 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2009, 01:08:54 PM
New Hampshire has long been renowned for the finest barbecue on earth.


In Maine and Vermont I guess.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2009, 01:35:26 PM »
He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures!  Bwahahahaha!   :popcorn:
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2009, 03:09:30 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on October 08, 2009, 01:35:26 PM
He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures!  Bwahahahaha!   :popcorn:

I doubt I could stand that... you mean Pitt?? The Stain??
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2009, 03:11:33 PM »
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2009, 03:32:44 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on October 08, 2009, 03:11:33 PM
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.

Can we send it postage due?
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2009, 03:45:05 PM »
Quote from: FGL on October 08, 2009, 03:32:44 PM
Can we send it postage due?

Yeah, or we could do a mockup indictment and summons of a one "Karl Rove".
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2009, 03:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on October 08, 2009, 03:45:05 PM
Yeah, or we could do a mockup indictment and summons of a one "Karl Rove".

That would be cool
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2009, 04:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on October 08, 2009, 01:35:26 PM
He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures!  Bwahahahaha!   :popcorn:

OH NOES!!!!!   :rotf:
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Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2009, 04:38:39 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on October 08, 2009, 03:11:33 PM
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.

We should send him pictures of our hands.
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