Jamie's (and his husband) gotta gun...

[Karin]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512670864

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 06:44 PM
Amimnoch (2,354 posts)

Today, I've changed sides and embraced the second amendment.

I live in Texas, but I do not like guns. As a rule, guns have never been allowed in my home.

This election has changed this. For my husband and I, going back into the closet and hiding isn't an option, we've filed joint income taxes as married for a couple of years now, and claimed the allowable back taxes, so the government has full record of our homosexuality.

Trump hasn't even taken office yet, but the whole atmosphere of this country has changed since that fateful day on November 8th. I have removed the family and friends who supported this monster from my life. We have absolutely NOTHING going for us now. They have a large majority in the house, they have the Senate (not filibuster proof, but I see them going full nuclear and declaring the Democratic minority as traitors and obstructionists to their new order), and they have this monster as their leader, and they are fanatical about him in a way that I've never seen in this country in my lifetime.

Maybe, and hopefully I will never have occasion to use these 3 Glock G17L's that I've purchased, but for once, I am thankful for the second amendment. I will kill before I allow me and my husband to be loaded onto trains or trucks for re-education, or when his brownshirts decide it is time to invade our home and make us pay for our "crimes against nature".

Tomorrow, my husband and I go to the firing range to learn how to use these weapons properly.

Response to SpookyDem (Reply #6)
Fri Dec 30, 2016, 07:14 PM
Amimnoch (2,354 posts)
11. What would you recommend?

I'm completely ignorant and inexperienced in making this kind of choice. These were what the repulsive individual that sold them to me recommended for "home defense".

Hell, even having them I realize that it's false courage I've bought. After all, if/when it gets to that point, we'll be alone, isolated, outnumbered, and outgunned, and our resistance will be right at the futile level. Heck, when it comes to that point, we're hoping we can at least get to them, and just use them to prevent them from taking us alive.

My husband and I had a loooong sit down and talk about this possibility on christmas eve while sipping eggnog in front of the fireplace and reflecting on our lives.

Would love to be wrong, but we both feel our days are numbered, and we refuse to have our persons numbered.

  Poof.

Response to Yurovsky (Reply #10)
Fri Dec 30, 2016, 07:19 PM
Amimnoch (2,354 posts)
12. Thank you, and we will.

Very thankful now that we ultimately decided not to adopt, and have no children in our home. Just the two of us and our elderly mothers that we care for.

Right now they're not even out of the boxes, and tomorrow we're meeting one of my co-workers who's a trainer and does competition shooting for some lessons.

Frankly, I'd be lying through my keyboard if I said the thought of getting those lessons tomorrow doesn't terrify the shit out of me.

Sounds like a blast to me.

Response to Amimnoch (Original post)
Fri Dec 30, 2016, 08:55 PM
 Paladin (15,155 posts)
26. Do not divulge your anti-trump sentiments to range personnel or others with guns.

Keep in mind that the firearms industry, and the ownership/usage of firearms, have been increasingly co-opted and radicalized by the right wing in this country. If asked about those Glocks, limit your response to something vague about home protection---avoid any political discussions. These are indeed dangerous times.

Oh come on!  We wanted bouncies!

Shaming a gay guy:

Response to Amimnoch (Original post)
Fri Dec 30, 2016, 09:17 PM
 jodymarie aimee (584 posts)
31. shame on you

We don't go over to the crazy side. We stand strong.

Response to Amimnoch (Original post)
Fri Dec 30, 2016, 08:48 PM
dionysus (26,058 posts)
20. omfg, the melodrama.. jesus christ. He's gonna be a dud but he's not firing up the ovens, get a grip

He's like one of two who are relatively sane there. 

[Ralph Wiggum]

You made me do it...

https://youtu.be/RqQn2ADZE1A

[DUmpsterDiver]

> I will kill before I allow me and my husband to be loaded onto trains or trucks for re-education, or when his brownshirts decide it is time to invade our home and make us pay for our "crimes against nature".

Maybe.  But will you center punch the filthy vermin trying to harm you or yours when they are your protected criminals?

*****.

[fatboy]

God made them man and woman
Samuel Colt made them equal.
Gaston Glock made being equal fun.

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 06:44 PM
Amimnoch (2,354 posts)

.....Maybe, and hopefully I will never have occasion to use these 3 Glock G17L's that I've purchased, but for once, I am thankful for the second amendment. I will kill before I allow me and my husband to be loaded onto trains or trucks for re-education, or when his brownshirts decide it is time to invade our home and make us pay for our "crimes against nature".

Tomorrow, my husband and I go to the firing range to learn how to use these weapons properly.

Don't forget to pick up plenty of ammo and your gonna need a few extra clips

[Texacon]

When will it come back to give the Range Report about how "even though I was terrified of this weapon of mass destruction I was holding in my hand, and screamed like a 12 year old girl each time I fired the gun, I found it surprisingly easy to put each round in the X ring as though born to it."

They're all expert shots, remember?

KC


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[98ZJUSMC]

Don't forget to pick up plenty of ammo and your gonna need a few extra clips

Always excellent advice, i(D)iots.  Your weapons won't be worth pilfering off of your shattered corpses, unless you've got spare magazines and ammo. 

Don't waste our time, please! 

[Carl]

Imagine being the instructor that gets blessed with having to teach these two twinkies. 

[Big Dog]

Imagine being the instructor that gets blessed with having to teach these two twinkies. 

And God help the instructor who refuses.

[67 Rover]

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 06:44 PM
Amimnoch (2,354 posts)

.....Maybe, and hopefully I will never have occasion to use these 3 Glock G17L's that I've purchased, but for once, I am thankful for the second amendment. I will kill before I allow me and my husband to be loaded onto trains or trucks for re-education, or when his brownshirts decide it is time to invade our home and make us pay for our "crimes against nature".

Tomorrow, my husband and I go to the firing range to learn how to use these weapons properly.

Don't forget to join and contribute to the NRA who spent big $ protecting the second amendment from people like yourself and the democrat party you support. 

Another Trump victory was opening the eyes of these co-sodomites to the dangers of an unchecked government and the importance of the second amendment. 

BEST. ELECTION. EVER. 

[DumbAss Tanker]

Glocks.  Eww.

[SVPete]

Maybe, and hopefully I will never have occasion to use these 3 Glock G17L's that I've purchased, but for once, I am thankful for the second amendment. I will kill before I allow me and my husband to be loaded onto trains or trucks for re-education, or when his brownshirts decide it is time to invade our home and make us pay for our "crimes against nature".

The election is over. It's time to grow up and stop believing the fantasy-nonsense the Ds and gay activists fed you about Donald Trump.

[BlueStateSaint]

Glocks.  Eww.

Hey--Glocks have universal appeal!

[Patriot Guard Rider]

Hey--Glocks have universal appeal!

Nah. Not to me. I don't like them because they don't fit my hand properly. I'll take my Springfield XD in .40 any day. It fits like a glove.

[FunkyZero]

Fri Dec 30, 2016, 06:44 PM
Amimnoch (2,354 posts)

Today, I've changed sides and embraced the second amendment.

I live in Texas, but I do not like guns. As a rule, guns have never been allowed in my home.

This election has changed this. For my husband and I, going back into the closet and hiding isn't an option, we've filed joint income taxes as married for a couple of years now, and claimed the allowable back taxes, so the government has full record of our homosexuality.

Trump hasn't even taken office yet, but the whole atmosphere of this country has changed since that fateful day on November 8th. I have removed the family and friends who supported this monster from my life. We have absolutely NOTHING going for us now. They have a large majority in the house, they have the Senate (not filibuster proof, but I see them going full nuclear and declaring the Democratic minority as traitors and obstructionists to their new order), and they have this monster as their leader, and they are fanatical about him in a way that I've never seen in this country in my lifetime.

Maybe, and hopefully I will never have occasion to use these 3 Glock G17L's that I've purchased, but for once, I am thankful for the second amendment. I will kill before I allow me and my husband to be loaded onto trains or trucks for re-education, or when his brownshirts decide it is time to invade our home and make us pay for our "crimes against nature".
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Tomorrow, my husband and I go to the firing range to learn how to use these weapons properly.

It would be very interesting for some real-world behavior analysts to look over some of this shit and see what their opinions are.
I cannot, under any circumstances, believe that a sane person would consider these little tirades the product of a sound mind.
I'm of the opinion that 99% of this crap is nothing more than posturing and embellishment for the purpose of magnifying ones hatred for another. There is no way this many people are this stupid.
I doubt there are more than a few of us who are big fans of the ideal of homosexuality. Personally, I consider it to be a disgusting behavior. But, I've never met a person that I hated because of it. I simply don't give a damn what they do. Where do they get this stuff?
This is why I laugh at Alex Jones. But at least HE is doing it in order to make a living.

[Delmar]

Hey--Glocks have universal appeal!

But three identical models?

these 3 Glock G17L's that I've purchased,

That's just stupid.

The joy boy ought to get at least one real man's gun--a large frame Smith & Wesson revolver.

[Big Dog]

The joy boy ought to get at least one real man's gun--a large frame Smith & Wesson revolver.

 

Not a lot of Model 29s at the Pink Pistols meetings, I'd imagine.

[fatboy]

But three identical models?
That's just stupid.

The joy boy ought to get at least one real man's gun--a large frame Smith & Wesson revolver.

I'm sort of inclined to view this DUmmies thread with an eye towards skepticism, but if true it's at least a start. Keeping in mind that DUmmies lie, all the time. But for in-home protection a G17L isn't a bad choice.

I'm a semi-fan of Glocks, we have 3 G17s, two are gen 3 and 1 is gen 4. My gen 4 has just about all of the allowable IDPA/USPSA upgrades allowed and still allowed to shoot production class. Vogel competition trigger, Dawson Precision sights, G34 slide and mag releases and so forth. I have a fairly small hand but the glocks frame geometry works for me.

But.... for competition (of which I suck at) out comes the S&W 929 and 686. The mailman just delivered my Christmas present to me, a C-More RTS2 and Allchin mini S&W mount for the 929. 

[YupItsMe]

  Tomorrow, my husband and I go to the firing range to learn how to use these weapons properly
 

No need to go to the firing range. Here's what you each need to do.
 1.) First make sure there's one in the chamber
 2.) Open your mouth wide. Pretend that.. . Oh never mind)
 3. put the barrel in your mouth.
 4.) Count to 3 and both pull the triggers at the same time.

[USA4ME]

They're twinkies. One minute they're nuzzled up next to the fire drinking eggnog and talking about buying guns for protection, the next they're trying to see how many guns they can cram up their bums. Liberals are weird.

Won't be of any use for Tinkerbelle and lover-boy as a weapon, but good for the gun industry that made a few dollars.

.

[freedumb2003b]

The strange thing is that President-Elect Trump has said very little about LVGTQSTUVWs.  I know he said "gay marriage is the law of the land and it is settled."


These yahoos allowed themselves to be whipped into a frenzy about NOTHING.  Typical drama queens.

[DUmpDiver]

Don't DUmmies perceive themselves as being the smartest thing since sliced bread?

Then why rush out and buy 3 Glocks without knowing apparently anything about firearms?  A better approach might have been to learn about firearms and take training first. Then go to the range to rent several different firearms to see which brand/model works best for each of them.

(I skimmed the thread and not a single DUmmie mentioned this approach.)

[Taxman]

They bought Glocks because it rhymed with cocks. 

[Big Dog]

They bought Glocks because it rhymed with cocks.

Michael Bloomberg's not gonna like that, Yogi...

[hillneck]

So I'm supposed to believe someone who never allowed guns around, all the sudden buys 3 of the same model when there is only two people in the household.  I think I'll call B.S.  If he did buy them, he probably didn't buy any ammo.  Just wants to look cool.

[catsmtrods]

Oh man! This can't end well. They really are just talking shit right?