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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2015, 02:46:30 PM »
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89. I wonder...

Have you thought about applying for a job at the supermarket across the street?


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145. of course - did that months ago

I have no experience whatsoever in that kind of work, and I've never seen anyone in there that works there that's older than their 20's. I think all the workers there are really nice and really helpful, but for whatever reason they aren't interested in hiring me for anything. I would love love love to work at the bar/restaurant across the street and applied there 2 years ago, but same problem with my age.

Too old to work in a grocery store, yet just nine years ago:

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498. TEN dollars?
TEN whole U.S. dollars???

Honey, you're talking to a stripper... I wipe my ass with ten dollars.

Ten dollars... geeezzz, it's an insult.

I guess they age fast in the stripper/crack ho business.
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2015, 03:18:40 PM »
1200 bucks already!

Dang, I need to rework my DU sock puppet (fortunately, it has never posted a back story).  I need to come up with a reasonable story line and then start begging.

It looks pretty lucrative.  I could split the take with CC, no problem.


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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2015, 03:20:48 PM »
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498. TEN dollars?
TEN whole U.S. dollars???

Honey, you're talking to a stripper... I wipe my ass with ten dollars.

Ten dollars... geeezzz, it's an insult.

Too old to work in a grocery store, yet just nine years ago:

I guess they age fast in the stripper/crack ho business.

Oh, Bucks you have GOT to post the link to that thread.  That is GOLD!
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2015, 04:30:22 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on May 31, 2015, 03:18:40 PM
1200 bucks already!

Dang, I need to rework my DU sock puppet (fortunately, it has never posted a back story).  I need to come up with a reasonable story line and then start begging.

It looks pretty lucrative.  I could split the take with CC, no problem.

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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2015, 06:31:49 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 31, 2015, 04:30:22 PM
Help pay for security upgrades.

It would be so awesome to use the Dump's scams against them to fund the Cave.
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2015, 09:19:48 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 31, 2015, 06:31:49 PM
It would be so awesome to use the Dump's scams against them to fund the Cave.

Hush! this one is funding my Cancun trip.  Just booked my seats this afternoon
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2015, 10:32:38 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on May 31, 2015, 03:20:48 PM
Too old to work in a grocery store, yet just nine years ago:

I guess they age fast in the stripper/crack ho business.


Oh, Bucks you have GOT to post the link to that thread.  That is GOLD!

Here you go.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2285577&mesg_id=2285577
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2015, 10:51:22 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 31, 2015, 09:09:14 AM
I don't know. Certainly not us.

Airwolf, the lovely Celtic Rose (and she really is lovely  :naughty:), and I met at Bear's Bar, home of the mini-taco. I did everything but send Steve Dawes a Candy-gram, but he was a no-show. In retrospect, he would have only smelled up the place, so it was better that he hid in the dark.
So did you order mini-tacos and were you able to do it with a straight face?
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2015, 11:12:28 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 01, 2015, 10:51:22 AM
So did you order mini-tacos and were you able to do it with a straight face?

The mini-tacos weren't actually on the menu. Steve bought a box of them at Sam's Club or Costco and brought them in to his poorly-attended fundraiser.

We ended up going to a barbecue place nearby. Pretty good 'cue, but the best part was talking to Airwolf and Celtic Rose.

ETA: Actually, the very best part was seeing Celtic Rose in a sun dress!
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2015, 12:15:12 PM »
A couple points.

One, how do people get this close to "homelessness" but have to time to post on an internet message board?
I would be going to every business in the area and applying for 12 hrs a day if facing that type of situation.

Two, why is she paying for luxuries like the internet if she's so close to "homelessness?" 
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2015, 12:17:14 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on June 01, 2015, 12:15:12 PM
A couple points.

One, how do people get this close to "homelessness" but have to time to post on an internet message board?
I would be going to every business in the area and applying for 12 hrs a day if facing that type of situation.

Two, why is she paying for luxuries like the internet if she's so close to "homelessness?"

DUmbass priorities are always the fun and cool things first and taking care of needs last.
They feel that those should just be granted to them.
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2015, 12:40:16 PM »
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254. I've wasted far too much time on social assistance that doesn't exist

The shelter itself is terrible. They lock the doors every night at 8pm, so you can't have an evening or night job. They serve one meal a day that is open to the homeless and is whatever it is that's been donated. Too bad for me with my food allergies and food restrictions because of my medication. For other meals you're on your own. There is no kitchen or laundry facilities. You can only have a shower twice a week using a community bar of soap provided no one has stolen it. There is no way to secure any of your possessions, nor to even secure your own person when you sleep. There are no guards. Theft and other violence is rampant, and you are stuck in there with alcoholics, drug addicts, mental incompetants, and all other "dregs". It houses both sexes

Sounds like a co-ed DUmp commune. Definitely her kind of people.

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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2015, 01:16:58 PM »
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Damn! Now we have to wait until July for the next chapter.

She's legit. The Big Guy checked her out.

In the meantime, maybe stewert or the ColesCountyPedophile will show up.

 
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2015, 01:18:18 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 01, 2015, 01:16:58 PM
Damn! Now we have to wait until July for the next chapter.

She's legit. The Big Guy checked her out.

In the meantime, maybe stewert or the ColesCountyPedophile will show up.

Don't forget stevenumbers
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2015, 01:55:47 PM »
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Don't forget stevenumbers

Stevenumbers is frantically searching under the couch cushions, looking for enough change for a lap dance.
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #40 on: June 01, 2015, 02:07:28 PM »

     To lurking Skinner, or to his lurking minions:

     Why don't you guys just have a charity fund? You can have your suckers donors give an amount over and above what you fleece charge them for magic beans star membership, and in addition to a Star, they'd get some indicator that they gave at the office.

      Then after you skim off the top total the donations, you can allow people who want to bilk DUmmies out of their dope money in need to supplicate make their case, and a death panel group of DUmmies can decide who gets how much, and when.

      Skinner: wouldn't that allow you to skim even more from the morons you rule to more effectively help those who didn't save shit-smeared sawbucks in need?

      **** you, Clintonian scum You're welcome.
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #41 on: June 01, 2015, 02:15:41 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on May 30, 2015, 08:41:40 AM
Now wait just a daggon minute here! I have been assured multiple times by multiple liberal acquaintances that food stamps are never abused and are only used with the utmost care by the poor and downtrodden.

"food stamps only pays for food), gas for the car, food for Yoshi " The dog. 

Oh FFS.  :mad:

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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #42 on: June 01, 2015, 03:51:58 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 01, 2015, 11:12:28 AM
ETA: Actually, the very best part was seeing Celtic Rose in a sun dress!

:picsneeded:

BTW, where is CR? :(
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #43 on: June 01, 2015, 04:33:54 PM »
She informed everyone that she pays 75/month for FIOS, claiming her neighborhood doesn't offer anything else. She didn't seem big on the advice to use a library.

As for the DUmp, a fool and his money are soon parted.
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #44 on: June 01, 2015, 05:21:07 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 01, 2015, 03:51:58 PM
icsneeded:

BTW, where is CR? :(
Not my place to share photos, but I know she's been busy.
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #45 on: June 01, 2015, 06:37:56 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on June 01, 2015, 04:33:54 PM
She informed everyone that she pays 75/month for FIOS, claiming her neighborhood doesn't offer anything else. She didn't seem big on the advice to use a library.

As for the DUmp, a fool and his money are soon parted.

I missed that.  :banghead:
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #46 on: June 01, 2015, 07:19:28 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on June 01, 2015, 10:32:38 AM
Here you go.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2285577&mesg_id=2285577

That is hilarious on 2 fronts -- all the DUmmies counting out Duke LAX.  Little did they know the amount of blowback that was gathering in the near future.

Thanks -- that is one funny thread for so many reasons.

But someone SHOULD shove that quote down her throat.
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2015, 07:25:09 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 01, 2015, 02:07:28 PM
     To lurking Skinner, or to his lurking minions:

     Why don't you guys just have a charity fund? You can have your suckers donors give an amount over and above what you fleece charge them for magic beans star membership, and in addition to a Star, they'd get some indicator that they gave at the office.

      Then after you skim off the top total the donations, you can allow people who want to bilk DUmmies out of their dope money in need to supplicate make their case, and a death panel group of DUmmies can decide who gets how much, and when.

      Skinner: wouldn't that allow you to skim even more from the morons you rule to more effectively help those who didn't save shit-smeared sawbucks in need?

      **** you, Clintonian scum You're welcome.

I don't smiley but that deserves applause! :) H5 for sure
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2015, 10:39:54 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 01, 2015, 06:37:56 PM
I missed that.  :banghead:


I think she mentioned it on the latest thread 😀.
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Re: Torchy the stripper witch dips the hook again,right on schedule.
« Reply #49 on: June 01, 2015, 10:49:04 PM »

     I have an idea that might just work. Lurkers, get this to TTW:

     1. Set up a fund for Yoshi. DUmmies will donate to a dog before they'll donate to a person.
     2. Strip for Yoshi.
     3. Use the singles you get from Yoshi to pay your bills.
     
     Case closed. Next case.

     ETA: Might offer Yoshi a lap dance if ends really hard to meet.
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