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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on September 22, 2010, 03:56:12 PM
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:24 PM
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You know what I feel like doing.... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9182438)
Going to Target, get a big huge pile of stuff in the cart, get in the line and just as I am about to check out say...
Damn, I forgot. This store really supports people who would persecute folks just because of their sexual preference. I can't shop here.
And leave...
AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:26 PM
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1. I've done that before out of protest.
And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more.
Denninmi (152 posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:27 PM
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2. That's actually a good idea.
But, wait until it's all entered on the register and THEN walk out.
WCGreen (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:28 PM
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3. It wouldn't hurt the workers because they would actually have ore work
they would have to restock ptoduct...
COLGATE4 (712 posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:29 PM
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4. That's really a great idea. May try it out tomorrow.
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:31 PM
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5. I LOVE It!
How perfect! That's the kind of action that might actually start something.
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Brickbat (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:37 PM
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6. I know union guys who have done it at Wal-Mart.
It helps to let the manager know what you're doing, and mention how much you were willing to spend until you remembered.
DUmmies and their protest ideas... :mental: :whatever:
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DUmmies and their protest ideas... :mental: :whatever:
And it's not even a new one. They just managed to substitute Target for Wal-Mart.
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And it's not even a new one. They just managed to substitute Target for Wal-Mart.
I know. It just cracks me up that they CLAIM they're going to do something when in reality they'll hit the bong & cheetos.
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Stunts like this drive up the cost of goods (and services in some instances) and they don't discriminate. Guess what DUmmie ... next time you fire up the bong, sit at the keyboard and type out some screaming thread about the escalating costs of goods and services .... you did that. Be proud!
KC
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In reality the DUmmie loaded the cart up and remembered that the Food Stamp card was still at home and had to abandon the load at the register.
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Well, if ya do DUmbass, don't come cryin' when we let all the air outa your tires before ya get outa the parkin' lot, via a good sharp knife!
Oh, and don't be surprised if someone kicks ya in the ass on the way out the door! Won't be an employee though, more than likely the contractor you held up with your childish BS!
In protest of course at you bein' DUmber than a sack ' rocks and wastin' the time of customers and employees alike! Oh, and unless the frozen food thawed while you were lolly gaggin' around pattin' yourself on the back and snickerin' to yourself, the frozen's can be put right back where ya got 'em! Where do they come up with this shit? Uranus?
I used to get a pat on the back for followin' little jerks around Home Depot who were runnin' interference for little dickheads like you! We had union thugs try this at the Depot a coupla times. I could spot 'em a mile away as they tried to go thru every department and nothin' in the cart made any sense with other items! They tried to spread it out as far as possible and what really gave it away was the multiple carts!
We took a pic of these idiots and they were no longer allowed in the store.
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:26 PM
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1. I've done that before out of protest.
And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more.
I am pretty sure you are a poser and almost hope so because I hate to think that a real Vet would ever do something like that.
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I don't get it, these DUmmies mostly target Walmart for being non-union, but are now also targeting Target, because of some donations to an anti-gay candidate. They claim these big box stores drive little mom and pop stores out of business. I'd bet most moms and pops that own stores are conservative, and their little stores aren't unionized either.
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:26 PM
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1. I've done that before out of protest.
And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more.
Stay classy you dick. I don't think you have done it, but if I was the guy behind you, and you decided to do it. I'd give you a boot in your ass. That's no benefit to anyone. It is a stupid, poorly though out action. :censored:
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I am pretty sure you are a poser and almost hope so because I hate to think that a real Vet would ever do something like that.
AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:26 PM
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1. I've done that before out of protest.
And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more.
I'd be interested to know how the store screwed him outa of a lousy $35 bucks. Did he try to turn in his used adult pampers, or what?
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DUmmies being the true A-holes they are.
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I'd be interested to know how the store screwed him outa of a lousy $35 bucks. Did he try to turn in his used adult pampers, or what?
Nah, c'mon, AllosaursRus, you gotta know the DUmmies like to share things...he passed on his used diapers to one of his buddies.
Probably ate $35 worth of Cheetos and got pissed off because they wouldn't give him a refund when he claimed the product was stale.
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This store really supports people who would persecute folks just because of their sexual preference.
QUESTION 1: In the war between civilizations the liberal leftist pro-homosexual community has consistently given moral and material support to:
A) the US where homosexuals are equal under the law in regards to all political rights and protection from force and fraud
B) the jihadists that throw homosexuals off of 10-story buildings and stone them to death
QUESTION 2: A company seeking to maximize profits to maintain capital flow from investors will, when confronted by unexpected cost increases due to lost productivity will:
A) hold back on employee benefits
B) raise prices for consumers
C) cut amenities, thereby dibursing its cost to secondary vendors and damaging wages and services amongst other businesses
D) all the above
QUESTION 3: A target empployee who deals with a bitchy general public an average of 8 to 12 hours a day is confronted with a DUmbasses childish protest stunt. That employee will:
A) race off to tell store management to pass along the message to the Board of Directors to change their political orientation in what is presumbly charitable giving
B) call the protester a "fag" before
C) Choice B
D) Choice B and B
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Well, if ya do DUmbass, don't come cryin' when we let all the air outa your tires before ya get outa the parkin' lot, via a good sharp knife!
Oh, and don't be surprised if someone kicks ya in the ass on the way out the door! Won't be an employee though, more than likely the contractor you held up with your childish BS!
In protest of course at you bein' DUmber than a sack ' rocks and wastin' the time of customers and employees alike! Oh, and unless the frozen food thawed while you were lolly gaggin' around pattin' yourself on the back and snickerin' to yourself, the frozen's can be put right back where ya got 'em! Where do they come up with this shit? Uranus?
I used to get a pat on the back for followin' little jerks around Home Depot who were runnin' interference for little dickheads like you! We had union thugs try this at the Depot a coupla times. I could spot 'em a mile away as they tried to go thru every department and nothin' in the cart made any sense with other items! They tried to spread it out as far as possible and what really gave it away was the multiple carts!
We took a pic of these idiots and they were no longer allowed in the store.
When I worked as an overnight cashier at Walmart, this would happen rather frequent on the first of the month, when the EBT cards renewed. Most would be "hovering" around the checkouts, waiting til after midnight to go thru the line.
Some would try to purchase more than what was on the card, then bitch about not having enough to get what they "needed", or that Walmart was screwing them out of X amount of $ that didn't show up on the card, etc., etc.
Nevermind the fact that this was the first of the month, usually 15 minutes after midnight, and this was their first purchase. :mental:
Others came in about 2 or 3 in the morning, in their PJ's, cart full of kids, husband/sperm donor/whatever usually drunk and bitching about "no alcohol sales after midnight", trying to buy 4 bags of potato chips and a case of beer, or a carton of cigs, neither of which is covered by an EBT card. F'n loons! :banghead:
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And they wonder why Americans reject them and their ideology.
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:24 PM
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You know what I feel like doing....
Going to Target, get a big huge pile of stuff in the cart, get in the line and just as I am about to check out say...
Damn, I forgot. This store really supports people who would persecute folks just because of their sexual preference. I can't shop here.
And leave...
And I would tell Target that they're better off not providing their goods/services for a piece of shit DUmmie!! :bird: :censored:
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When I worked as an overnight cashier at Walmart, this would happen rather frequent on the first of the month, when the EBT cards renewed. Most would be "hovering" around the checkouts, waiting til after midnight to go thru the line.
Some would try to purchase more than what was on the card, then bitch about not having enough to get what they "needed", or that Walmart was screwing them out of X amount of $ that didn't show up on the card, etc., etc.
Nevermind the fact that this was the first of the month, usually 15 minutes after midnight, and this was their first purchase. :mental:
Others came in about 2 or 3 in the morning, in their PJ's, cart full of kids, husband/sperm donor/whatever usually drunk and bitching about "no alcohol sales after midnight", trying to buy 4 bags of potato chips and a case of beer, or a carton of cigs, neither of which is covered by an EBT card. F'n loons! :banghead:
Naw, more like ****in' leachin' slugs!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only time I cross Wally World's threshold is after 10 PM. Amazing the dregs of society you can meet durin' clandestine hours! I'm a firm believer in carryin' a wooden stake or two!
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That's mature.
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That's mature.
You talkin' to me sweetie?
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No, sir. I'm talking about the idiot who wanted to leave a cart full of stuff at Target to "stick it" to them. I haven't even read all the responses to this thread yet. lol
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In reality the DUmmie loaded the cart up and remembered that the Food Stamp card was still at home and had to abandon the load at the register.
Target doesn't accept food stamps. That's why we like shopping there. Target feels so uppity compared to Walmart around the 1st and the 15th.
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No, sir. I'm talking about the idiot who wanted to leave a cart full of stuff at Target to "stick it" to them. I haven't even read all the responses to this thread yet. lol
I figgered, but sometimes I can push buttons I never intend to, heheheh!
They don't call me the resident asshole for nuttin'! lol!
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I figgered, but sometimes I can push buttons I never intend to, heheheh!
They don't call me the resident asshole for nuttin'! lol!
You would know it if you pushed my buttons. I'd let you know.
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You would know it if you pushed my buttons. I'd let you know.
Beat me baby, make me bleed! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
I tell that to "Toots" and once in a while she actually is more than willing to take me up on it!
Can't figure out why! Hehe!
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I figgered, but sometimes I can push buttons I never intend to, heheheh!
They don't call me the resident asshole for nuttin'! lol!
I'll challenge you for that title!!
:-)
PS: Something tells me noone would want to push Jessica's buttons. She've very nice, but I get the feeling that if the claws do come out, ya better watch your ass. :p
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I'll challenge you for that title!!
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PS: Something tells me noone would want to push Jessica's buttons. She've very nice, but I get the feeling that if the claws do come out, ya better watch your ass. :p
With Jess, that will be easy.
You would get a real clear view of your ass, WHEN SHE HANDS IT BACK TO YOU! :nunchuck:
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I figured as much. I've known some women that are extremely nice, and cool to hang out with, but if you hit a raw nerve or something... :censored:
Stick a fork in you...you're done. :-)
I guess I have the pleasure of knowing another strong woman. :cheersmate:
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Congrats, Ralph, on finding the stupidest DUmmie thread of the day, perhaps the week. We have this:
Bitwit1234 (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 05:46 PM
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8. What you can do is buy stuff pay for it and then take it back
there is a rule that they can not sell stuff that had been returned. What you can do is make sure thru some secret mark that they don't if you go back and find they do, they can be fined.
Kinda like the secret handshake for the Oct 2 march? WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?
From there, the thread degenerates into joking about running naked through the rain. The smartest people on the planet.
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Bitwit1234 (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 05:46 PM
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8. What you can do is buy stuff pay for it and then take it back
there is a rule that they can not sell stuff that had been returned. What you can do is make sure thru some secret mark that they don't if you go back and find they do, they can be fined.
I haven't worked in retail in 20+ years, but is this some new rule? I can understand not putting perishable food items back on the shelves. But when I worked in a department store, as long as the clothing/goods weren't damaged or reeked, the items were put back on the shelf.
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 04:26 PM
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1. I've done that before out of protest.
And if it's full of frozen foods the store has to throw them away and can't put them back on the shelves. The store screwed me out of $35 but I cost them much more.
And then you bitch, moan, and whine, wondering why the costs of food are going up so fast.
Memo to DUmmies--did you realize the profit margin in grocery stores is usually LESS THAN ONE PERCENT?
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Naw, more like ****in' leachin' slugs!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only time I cross Wally World's threshold is after 10 PM. Amazing the dregs of society you can meet durin' clandestine hours! I'm a firm believer in carryin' a wooden stake or two!
One of the major reasons there are no 24-hour WallyWorlds here in NH. Well, that and the fact that nobody is up that late. However, we DID have a dipshit kid going all "gangsta" in the local WW, tried to pull his "gat" out of his pants, and ended up shooting himself in the leg. He and his buddies are all in jail now.
Dipshit.
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If I had to wait in line behind some asshole who pulled a stupid stunt like that, I'd beat them to death with my crutches. Tellin them and anyone in earshot what a stupid DUmmie moonbat they are/
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Target doesn't accept food stamps. That's why we like shopping there. Target feels so uppity compared to Walmart around the 1st and the 15th.
YES! :hi5: :cheersmate: That is exactly the reason I go to Target as well. I cannot stand Walmart any day of the week.
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I figured as much. I've known some women that are extremely nice, and cool to hang out with, but if you hit a raw nerve or something... :censored:
Stick a fork in you...you're done. :-)
I guess I have the pleasure of knowing another strong woman. :cheersmate:
heh! You guys need to meet "Toots"! She's been married to me for 37 years! ( 37 ****in' years, if you ask her! ) If you reach out to her on a bad day, you'll pull back a stub! lol!
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Bitwit1234 (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-22-10 05:46 PM
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8. What you can do is buy stuff pay for it and then take it back
there is a rule that they can not sell stuff that had been returned. What you can do is make sure thru some secret mark that they don't if you go back and find they do, they can be fined.
Spoken just like some asshole that never worked a day in his life! I know at the Home Depot, you must return everything in it's own packaging in order to get it past the clerks.
Oh, did I mention there's a 15% restocking fee, DUmbass? So, you keep livin' in "never never land, and believe you're makin' a difference! kay?
****in' maroon!
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YES! :hi5: :cheersmate: That is exactly the reason I go to Target as well. I cannot stand Walmart any day of the week.
Wally World is actually the biggest thing in the small town I live in. I really have no other choice...
But yeah, there are a ton of idiots that shop there.
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Wally World is actually the biggest thing in the small town I live in. I really have no other choice...
But yeah, there are a ton of idiots that shop there.
I go against the norm I guess. Walmart is just down the street from me and super convenient. There are some real freaks there no doubt, but it's still a good place to shop when there's nothing closer.
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There is a Walmart within walking distance to us. Sam's Club too. We just avoid Walmart around the 1st and the 15th.
And yeah, I'm a nice person. Just don't get on my bad side. I can make a grown man cry.
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And yeah, I'm a nice person. Just don't get on my bad side. I can make a grown man cry.
Oh, something tells me you could do that even if you WEREN'T in a bad mood... :hot:
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Oh, something tells me you could do that even if you WEREN'T in a bad mood... :hot:
Pervert.
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WCGreen
You know what I feel like doing....
Something immature which makes me look petty and stupid. But then again, what else is new.
Fixed.
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heh! You guys need to meet "Toots"! She's been married to me for 37 years! ( 37 ****in' years, if you ask her! ) If you reach out to her on a bad day, you'll pull back a stub! lol!
If you guys would only observe Mother Nature, you'd KNOW the female is the deadlier sex. :tongue: Hey, at least you aren't a black widow spider male.
All I gotta say to you is thank your lucky stars Toots found some use for you after, ahem, the dating/mating game. :rotf:
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Pervert.
I've been called that twice by women, I think. Everytime it happens, I just get a sly smile across my face, and say; "So."
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I've been called that twice by women, I think. Everytime it happens, I just get a sly smile across my face, and say; "So."
:-)
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Keep workin at it and someday ya just may get to be a provert
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:evillaugh:
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Keep workin at it and someday ya just may get to be a provert
:rimshot: and H5 given! :hi5:
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Keep workin at it and someday ya just may get to be a provert
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIKw91sAWE[/youtube]
For the record, I'm not a pervert. I just thought this would be funny.
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If you guys would only observe Mother Nature, you'd KNOW the female is the deadlier sex. :tongue: Hey, at least you aren't a black widow spider male.
All I gotta say to you is thank your lucky stars Toots found some use for you after, ahem, the dating/mating game. :rotf:
Yeah, it was called my paycheck!!!!!!! I tried to endorse one once at the bank, and they told me that wasn't my signature!
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Yeah, it was called my paycheck!!!!!!! I tried to endorse one once at the bank, and they told me that wasn't my signature!
That happened to my ex..... :lmao:
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For the record, I'm not a pervert. I just thought this would be funny.
You're still young. You're just a prevert yet.
:-)
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I've been called that twice by women, I think. Everytime it happens, I just get a sly smile across my face, and say; "So."
:-)
I doubt me and "Toots" would have been together as long as we have if I wasn't!
And guys, don't let 'em fool ya! "Toots" is way more than I am!
No honey, I wasn't talkin' 'bout you! I promise! Baby........put down the bat!..... Honey.......... Have I told ya how much I luv ya today?......... I know, go put on the leather skirt and the fish nets!.... I'll make it up to ya!!!!!!!! Can we do it without the Cat o' Nine this time?????
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Yeah, it was called my paycheck!!!!!!! I tried to endorse one once at the bank, and they told me that wasn't my signature!
:evil: :evil:
I was acually referring to the procreational act, but the paycheck works too.
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:evil: :evil:
I was acually referring to the procreational act, but the paycheck works too.
Either way your getting screwed :naughty:
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Either way your getting screwed :naughty:
AHA, but they love it so much.
My husband says it's almost a game at the office, all those guys moaning and bitching about how the little lady done them wrong.
THEY LOVE IT. :rotf: :rotf:
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AHA, but they love it so much.
My husband says it's almost a game at the office, all those guys moaning and bitching about how the little lady done them wrong.
THEY LOVE IT. :rotf: :rotf:
Specially when she puts on the garter belt!!!!! heh!