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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2014, 01:03:32 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 27, 2014, 11:57:00 AM
What was his major?
The System....and how to work it.
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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2014, 01:16:22 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 27, 2014, 12:06:33 PM
Free smokes? Like giving an alleycat a can of tuna.

They can expect a lot more emotional breakdowns from this DUmmy.

If he had any brains he would have held out for a good cigar. I'm thinking something on the order of a Rocky Patel Decade Robusto. Those DUmmies do tend to fold too soon.
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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2014, 01:17:59 PM »
Quote from: Dori on January 27, 2014, 11:39:04 AM
Dummy has become a black hole.

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/1018562306

 Dori that is one of the saddest things I've read in the last 5 minutes.








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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2014, 01:20:16 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on January 27, 2014, 01:16:22 PM
If he had any brains he would have held out for a good cigar. I'm thinking soemthing on the order of a Rocky Patel Decade Robusto. Those DUmmies do tend to fold too soon.
Back in the day, you could buy Swisher Sweets and Crook cigars for a nickel....before modern socialist democrats and inflation.
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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2014, 01:29:57 PM »
from the previous collapse thread...

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1. I'm so sorry. The borrow tools thing would have set me off.

Really. Even without context I feel cold just reading that.

I'm sorry, that's all wrong and cold.

Allow me to fill in the blanks Graviditycollapse left out. "Skippy, all was going well, I mean I think they were going to lend me a screwdriver. But things went suddenly and unexpectedly sour when I asked them if it came with an operator".

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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2014, 03:00:40 PM »
Is gravity a man?
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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2014, 03:25:21 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 27, 2014, 03:00:40 PM
Is gravity a man?

That would be my guess, but with dummies it's hard to tell.
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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2014, 06:06:38 PM »
 Then this is fitting

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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2014, 09:15:10 AM »
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I don't remember the last time I was this unhappy with my life.

 
I feel like I prepared myself pretty well for the soul crushing nature of life immediately after graduating from college. But it still hit me with hurricane force winds.

All I can think about is my ex (I seriously can't get her out of my head) and the fact that I don't have a good job and the mountain of student loan debt I have to start paying back in 5 months.

I'm either at my current job which pays shit and sucks the life out of me or at home moping around eating junk food. I'm bitter and resentful towards customers who display anything but the utmost of perfection in personality and demeanor.

In a little over 30 days I've turned into an aimless, asshole, retrograde.

I feel like I'm stuck on a deserted cruise ship drifting across a vast ocean. I don't know how to control this ****ing thing.


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Re: What happens when we turn off gravity?
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2014, 09:23:55 AM »
I feel like I'm stuck on a deserted cruise ship drifting across a vast ocean. I don't know how to control this ****ing thing.

Hey, I read about that ship the other day...also saw a piece on the TV news about it....they say it's loaded with cannibal rats....their gonna solve your problem gravitycollapse.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin
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