Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she yells "Pa, you need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!".
Ma yells back "Yes, there is, now git your lazy butt out there and fix it!".
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, look around and yells back, "There's nothing wrong with the outhouse!"
Ma replies "Stick your head in the hole!"
Pa: "I'm not stickin' my head in the hole! There's nothing wrong!"
Ma says "You have to stick your head in the hole to see what's wrong!".
So with that, Pa sticks his head down in the hole, looks around and yells back "Nothing wrong down here either!".
Ma yells "Then, take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks of the toilet seat!"
Ma yells back "Hurts, don't it?".
