gNads, Combat Correspondent for the
Weekly Pennysaver, is modeling the latest in embedded journo wear.
Note the OD Ranger cap concealing her fivehead from snipers and spy satellites, with coordinating knee-length shorts and Nomex Hawaiian shirt- the utility uniform of the Mexican Red Cross Special Forces; the black Journo Vest with reflective strip across the back (pockets stuffed with Geiger counter, film for the Good Rig*, and cans of shelf-stable milk); and the jungle moccasins with hidden Bowie knife and Mexican MRE peanut butter packet.
Not seen: the concealed tape recorder in one of the inside pockets of the Journo Vest, saving every wheeze, digestive gurgle, and muttered
"Vhere ist moose end skwerl?" for posterity.
*The Good Rig is a digital camera, but gNads carries film, just in case.