Miskie's Top 10 Fund Raising stunts for Kooky.
10. Rent out ears as High-Definition Satellite receivers
09. Wife Poses for Playboy in pictorial series titled "Space Alien Love"
08. Peter Pan 2008. 'nuff said.
07. Threatens to Chimpeach everyone who doesn't donate to him after he washes their windows at a stoplight.
06. Runs for Chief Union Steward of the Lollipop Guild.
05. Poses as Trekkie at Star-Trek convention. Convinces others he has a working holodeck in his basement. Charges admission.
04. Writes book on landing girls way out of your league. Hawks it via Infomercials between 2 and 2:15am on Animal Planet
03. Creates new Republican Conspiracy Theory. Tells moonbats he is just $10 away....
02. Offers to be "Hillary's Monica.. for a fee" Hillary Turns him down with the line, "Sorry, but I don't dig space chicks"
and ..
01. Does cartoon voiceover for the latest Cartoon Network animated film, "Fred Flintstone and the Return of The Great Gazoo"