The Hummer is to DUmmy stories in the 2000s as marijuana was to the Penthouse Forum letters in the 1970s: the catalyst for a highly stylized short-term interaction that, while it didn't actually occur, nevertheless titillates the imagination.
Imagine how horrible it must be to give over such a large part of your psyche to the dread and loathing DUmmies feel over...a vehicle.
DUmmies: you post pictures of your dogs and cats. You post pictures of yourself holding guitars when you want to get laid. You post pictures of George Bush for people to caption. You spend hours in Photoshop trying to amuse your friends. Digital cameras are plentiful and of high quality, and many of you have them on your cell phones. WHY, then, do you never, ever, ever offer photographic proof of your encounters with large vehicles?