« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2011, 10:58:38 AM »
Damn, you're good, sir.
As you know, I submitted eleven of the CalPig primitive's poems to the Watchtower magazine for their consideration. I had chosen the Watchtower because it's the largest-circulating magazine in the world, and I thought the CalPig primitive's poetry deserved the widest audience possible.
Alas, the august magazine never responded.
I'm assuming it's probably because I was too demanding; I insisted a photograph of the CalPig primitive had to grace the front cover of the edition carrying her poetry.
No you di'int..........
Got 2 of their mags in the truck now....they caught me at the farm.
One of their X-members told me that only 300,000 of the very best were going to get into heaven anyway. So, I asked him why they were out every Saturday trying to enlist more members? I would be trying to get some to quit so as to increase my chances.
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