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Offline sondrab

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Re: My friend Sondrab is here
« Reply #100 on: March 06, 2012, 08:35:54 PM »
I'm thinking we need to start operation kidnap Kelly Slater, ... I have duct tape, rope, .... Who has a mini van?

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Re: My friend Sondrab is here
« Reply #101 on: March 06, 2012, 08:36:40 PM »
I'm thinking we need to start operation kidnap Kelly Slater, ... I have duct tape, rope, .... Who has a mini van?

Oh! Oh! Oh!  I have an incognito denali!!!
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Re: My friend Sondrab is here
« Reply #102 on: March 07, 2012, 12:23:07 AM »
As long as he can give me fantastic massages  :-)  Oh and he needs to have washboard abs and be shirtless.
Would penniless be a turnoff ?
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Re: My friend Sondrab is here
« Reply #103 on: March 07, 2012, 08:14:18 AM »
Would penniless be a turnoff ?

I read that as penisless  :lmao:






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Re: My friend Sondrab is here
« Reply #104 on: March 07, 2012, 08:27:41 AM »
I read that as penisless  :lmao:
Another turnoff ?
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Re: My friend Sondrab is here
« Reply #105 on: March 07, 2012, 08:28:44 AM »
Another turnoff ?

Well, I wouldn't screw a democrat either for the same reason  :panic:






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Re: My friend Sondrab is here
« Reply #106 on: March 07, 2012, 09:13:22 AM »
Would penniless be a turnoff ?
Not for a weekend render-vous.... :naughty:
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Re: My friend Sondrab is here
« Reply #107 on: March 07, 2012, 09:14:35 AM »
Not for a weekend render-vous.... :naughty:
Sadie Hawkins ?
Leap Year ?
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