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The Angry White Man
« on: February 24, 2008, 05:42:24 PM »
Search isn't working for me so I wasn't sure if this was posted as of yet.  It is really long but by the end you will be screaming HELL FREAKING YES at your computer.



Gary Hubbell
February 9, 2008


There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.

Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.

There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard.

His common traits are that he isn’t looking for anything from anyone — just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. He’s used to picking up the tab, whether it’s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document” open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives.

The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he’s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn’t bother him.

The Angry White Man is not a metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina — he got his people together and got the hell out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a National Guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.

His last name and religion don’t matter. His background might be Italian, English, Polish, German, Slavic, Irish, or Russian, and he might have Cherokee, Mexican, or Puerto Rican mixed in, but he considers himself a white American.

He’s a man’s man, the kind of guy who likes to play poker, watch football, hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club once in a blue moon, change his own oil and build things. He coaches baseball, soccer and football teams and doesn’t ask for a penny. He’s the kind of guy who can put an addition on his house with a couple of friends, drill an oil well, weld a new bumper for his truck, design a factory and publish books. He can fill a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get it to the power plant on time so that you keep the lights on and never know what it took to flip that light switch.

Women either love him or hate him, but they know he’s a man, not a dishrag. If they’re looking for someone to walk all over, they’ve got the wrong guy. He stands up straight, opens doors for women and says “Yes, sir” and “No, ma’am.”

He might be a Republican and he might be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian or a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner.

He’s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race. He’s willing to give everybody a fair chance if they work hard, play by the rules and learn English.

Most important, the Angry White Man is pissed off. When his job site becomes flooded with illegal workers who don’t pay taxes and his wages drop like a stone, he gets righteously angry. When his job gets shipped overseas, and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in India for tech support, he simmers. When Al Sharpton comes on TV, leading some rally for reparations for slavery or some such nonsense, he bites his tongue and he remembers. When a child gets charged with carrying a concealed weapon for mistakenly bringing a penknife to school, he takes note of who the local idiots are in education and law enforcement.

He also votes, and the Angry White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of a shovel scraping a rock. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television. Her very image disgusts him, and he cannot fathom why anyone would want her as their leader. It’s not that she is a woman. It’s that she is who she is. It’s the liberal victim groups she panders to, the “poor me” attitude that she represents, her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question, his tax dollars that she wants to give to people who refuse to do anything for themselves.

There are many millions of Angry White Men. Four million Angry White Men are members of the National Rifle Association, and all of them will vote against Hillary Clinton, just as the great majority of them voted for George Bush.

He hopes that she will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2008, and he will make sure that she gets beaten like a drum.

Gary Hubbell is a regular columnist with the Aspen Times Weekly.

 


   Reference URL: http://www.aspentimes.com/article/2008198091324   
   
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2008, 05:49:14 PM »
:clap:
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened."
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2008, 05:53:17 PM »
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2008, 10:43:12 PM »
God bless the Angry White Man...I married one of the best ones in the world.

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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2008, 10:58:23 PM »
Angry White Man seems to fit me well, even though I am Korean or a ptarmigan whatever you like to think. 
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2008, 11:04:23 PM »
Angry White Man seems to fit me well, even though I am Korean or a ptarmigan whatever you like to think. 

My husband works for a Korean company (he's not real fond of my bunnies either).

Cindie
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 11:43:43 PM »
Sorry to tell you that you were wrong.



















I was screaming HELL YEAH by the 4th paragraph.

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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2008, 12:14:48 AM »
Post this on DU and watch them draw away like vampires hit with holy water.

Or later, they might start to state why the Angry White Male is some sort of racist/sexist/Archie Bunker.

What the Left can't see is this is DENOTATIVE.  They can't shunt this off any more than than they can give Bill Clinton gonads and Hillary a vagina. 

The Angry white male is still here.  He is under the radar on polls, and he is pissed and won't let a ball-busting shrew nor a muslim commie get control of the USA. 

He will hold his nose and allow the quasi-liberal centrist in as the least worst of the 3 terrible options, and hope he can at least keep the illegals out, since the Angy male's word worked to some degree against Bush's open borders policies.

I am that Angry Male and I defy anyone to tell me I am wrong.
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2008, 12:19:19 AM »
Post this on DU and watch them draw away like vampires hit with holy water.

Take your pick...

F*CK the "Angry White Man"

In election 2008, don’t forget Angry White Man
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2008, 12:40:30 AM »
Amen.

My bros email this to me recently.   

Hell, I'm an angry Hispanic White Male!

What an article!

But please, oh please you Angry White Males, don't sit out the election this November.

A 60% conservative McCain is a HELL of a lot better than an Non-U.S. Flag honoring/socialist/questionable Church influenced numbnutz Barack Hussein Obama.



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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2008, 07:18:42 AM »
Post this on DU and watch them draw away like vampires hit with holy water.

Take your pick...

F*CK the "Angry White Man"

In election 2008, don’t forget Angry White Man

HAHAHAHAHHA it is like they took every point of the article and made sure they proved it in one thread.  Do they even know how stupid they look? :rotf:
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 08:01:34 AM »
While I agree with this article, is it me, or does it read like the text of a beer commercial? I could see the Budweiser Clydesdales running through a snowy forest as a deep voiced commentator reads the column. Then cut to a slow pour in a condensation-beaded glass.



Here's to you, angry white guy!
Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 06:35:44 PM »
Angry White Man seems to fit me well, even though I am Korean or a ptarmigan whatever you like to think. 

My husband works for a Korean company (he's not real fond of my bunnies either).

Cindie

I ate Korean food once - some kind of rabbit dish.
Yummy...
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 06:39:43 PM »
Angry White Man seems to fit me well, even though I am Korean or a ptarmigan whatever you like to think. 

My husband works for a Korean company (he's not real fond of my bunnies either).

Cindie

I ate Korean food once - some kind of rabbit dish.
Yummy...


The Korean Rabbit pays attention to its surroundings...
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2008, 08:02:51 PM »


The Korean Rabbit pays attention to its surroundings...

 :lmao: :rotf:
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
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Re: The Angry White Man
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2008, 10:34:31 PM »
Angry White Man seems to fit me well, even though I am Korean or a ptarmigan whatever you like to think. 

My husband works for a Korean company (he's not real fond of my bunnies either).

Cindie

I ate Korean food once - some kind of rabbit dish.
Yummy...


The Korean Rabbit pays attention to its surroundings...
Oh crap - now you tell me! No wonder I had the urge to hump my own leg after eating that!  :o
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