I dunno.
I know where the mike_c primitive's coming from, and I've known a lot of people like the mike_c primitive.
When the day comes, as inevitably it must because of our casual attitude about terrorism, one can easily see the mike_c primitive kissing the feet, licking the shoes, of Sarge, begging and pleading and bawling and crying and sobbing Sarge to save him.
It's nothing new in human nature.