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Offline dutch508

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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2008, 07:48:57 PM »
boobies are boobies.

Liberals like to show their boobies.

liberals believe in free love.

free love is like Marti-grass

Marty Grass is in New Orleans.

New Orleans was whiped out by Bush weather machines.

DAMN THAT BUSH!

show us boobies and get glass beads.

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Does Marti Grass have a brother named Johnson?  I think I use to date Marti.  She had boobies.

I once showed a Marti my johnson. I gave her glass beads.
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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2008, 05:57:38 PM »
boobies are boobies.

Liberals like to show their boobies.

liberals believe in free love.

free love is like Marti-grass

Marty Grass is in New Orleans.

New Orleans was whiped out by Bush weather machines.

DAMN THAT BUSH!

show us boobies and get glass beads.

 :tongue:

Does Marti Grass have a brother named Johnson?  I think I use to date Marti.  She had boobies.

I once showed a Marti my johnson. I gave her glass beads.

And she gave you . . . crabs?  Clap?   :tongue: :tongue:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2008, 09:49:45 PM »
boobies are boobies.

Liberals like to show their boobies.

liberals believe in free love.

free love is like Marti-grass

Marty Grass is in New Orleans.

New Orleans was whiped out by Bush weather machines.

DAMN THAT BUSH!

show us boobies and get glass beads.

 :tongue:

Does Marti Grass have a brother named Johnson?  I think I use to date Marti.  She had boobies.

I once showed a Marti my johnson. I gave her glass beads.

And she gave you . . . crabs?  Clap?   :tongue: :tongue:

She gave me one hell of a good time.

 :tongue:
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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2008, 10:23:27 PM »
I must say I am appalled.  :p
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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2008, 10:37:23 PM »
Ooops, I must have wandered into the wrong thread...I thought this was where the enforced suggestions for DUmpster posting went.

Alright, go ahead and bitch-slap me. But I'm still gonna love ya.

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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2008, 10:39:54 PM »
Ooops, I must have wandered into the wrong thread...I thought this was where the enforced suggestions for DUmpster posting went.

Alright, go ahead and bitch-slap me. But I'm still gonna love ya.

I gave you a H5.  :-)

There are some boys I need to go back and spank though.
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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2008, 10:45:11 PM »
I must say I am appalled.  :p

HI, appalled!  I'm appetered!  Good to mee'cha.

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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2008, 10:01:59 AM »
Enforced suggestion #1:

Please put what is cut and pasted from DU (or elsewhere) inside a quote box in your posts.  This makes for easier reading.  We don't want lurking DUmmies to get confused.

Here is how it should look:

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I HATE HATE HATE HATE the Untied States of 'Murka.  I HATE HATE HATE HATE....etc.

KISS MY ASD, GEORGE W. DUMBASS!!!  I HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU TWO!!!!!1111

I thank you in advance for your usual fine cooperation.

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ENFORCED SUGGESTION NUMBER TWO:

Please be sure that the screen-name of the primitive shows up somewhere in the body of the thread.

Not the names franksolich baptizes the primitives, but their official Skins's island screen-name.

Sometimes when one is copying-and-pasting a bonfire from Skins's island, he grabs only the lower part of a primitive comment, omitting to bring over the primitive name, number of posts, and date of the comment.

The purpose of this is that it shows up in the search engines, when a primitive is looking for himself.

The primitives, such idolatrous narcissists, always looking for themselves, and for nothing else.

But we want the primitives to come over, so as to be illuminated.

Would management please consider starting an new catagory
in order to keep track of whats going on over at that baston of Liberal American Neutrality and Freedom of speech, NU ?
After all it is evolving into the new bigger and better DU,Neutrality my ass  !

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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2008, 01:20:34 PM »
Ooops, I must have wandered into the wrong thread...I thought this was where the enforced suggestions for DUmpster posting went.

Alright, go ahead and bitch-slap me. But I'm still gonna love ya.

I gave you a H5.  :-)

There are some boys I need to go back and spank though.

Am I one?  If you give, you get . . .  :tongue:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2008, 01:31:55 PM »
Ooops, I must have wandered into the wrong thread...I thought this was where the enforced suggestions for DUmpster posting went.

Alright, go ahead and bitch-slap me. But I'm still gonna love ya.

I gave you a H5.  :-)

There are some boys I need to go back and spank though.

Am I one?  If you give, you get . . .  :tongue:

We're not 'spoda be posting in here.  :lmao:
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Re: Please Read: Enforced Suggestions for DUmpster Posting
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2008, 01:50:38 PM »
Ooops, I must have wandered into the wrong thread...I thought this was where the enforced suggestions for DUmpster posting went.

Alright, go ahead and bitch-slap me. But I'm still gonna love ya.

I gave you a H5.  :-)

There are some boys I need to go back and spank though.

Am I one?  If you give, you get . . .  :tongue:

We're not 'spoda be posting in here.  :lmao:

PM, then!  :cheersmate:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.