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Offline dandi

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Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« on: December 22, 2011, 01:34:21 PM »
The Fetid Harlequin, who on his best day couldn't find his own asshole with a funnel stuck in it:

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Be careful about the shrapnel from exploding right wing heads

There's a tradition regarding the Homecoming Kiss when a Navy ship returns to home port after a long deployment. When the USS Oak Hill recently returned to her home port in Norfolk, VA, 2nd Class Petty Officer Marissa Gaeta was selected for the First Smooch. The smoochee was PO3 Citlalic Snell, her girlfriend of 2 years.

Cheers rang out as the two shared the First Kiss.

Go ahead. Ask. They'll tell

http://www.democraticunderground.com/100255591#post5

First of all, there is no "Homecoming Kiss" tradition in the Navy that I was ever aware of. It was always first come, first served.

Secondly, a bunch of randy late-teen/early-twentysomething sailors hooting over two chicks liplocking? I doubt it had very much to do with lofty liberal ideals of GLBT equality, if you know what I mean.  :hot:


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1. What a beautiful picture

You bet your ass. At last

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3. sniff

sompin' in muh eye

Into the old bukakke again, eh? Have a tissue.

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7. Would it be untoward to point out that this could happen because

our current president managed to repeal DADT? We should remember to celebrate the stuff he got right.

He got this right.

Yep, the economy's in the shitter, but at least queers can frolic openly on the parade grounds now. Thanks, Hussein.  :whatever:
 
 

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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 01:37:22 PM »
I thought it was customary in the Navy to do the same-sex kisses before debarking.

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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 01:38:20 PM »
Wow! We "win" the "War on Terror" and now girls can kiss?

HOLY CRAP















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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 01:42:45 PM »
Wonder where all that face has been while she was at sea?
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 01:45:16 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 22, 2011, 01:42:45 PM
Wonder where all that face has been while she was at sea?

Oh, it was kissin' lips, alright . . .  :o
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 01:49:13 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 22, 2011, 01:37:22 PM
I thought it was customary in the Navy to do the same-sex kisses before debarking.

 :tongue:

Ah, go cuddle in the cupola, DT.

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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 01:58:12 PM »
You know I feel a lot better now about $1,500 billion dollar yearly federal deficits, 20% food inflation, record poverty and food stamp usage, and $4/gallon gas now. Not to mention the islamic takeover of North Africa and Iraq going to hell..er...Iran (BIRM).

Thanks Lord 0bama!!!!1111!!!!eleventy
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 02:04:15 PM »
Quote from: dandi on December 22, 2011, 01:49:13 PM
Ah, go cuddle in the cupola, DT.

 :bigbird:

 :rotf:

Hey, what good's a thread about the armed forces worth without a little good ol' interservice rivalry?

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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 02:38:49 PM »
Wow, finally something the 0bumbler can use for his re-election effort. :whatever:

Gas prices? Too high. Unemployment? Too high. But lesbians can serve openly in the military.  Re-elect 0bama 2012.
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2011, 03:04:15 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 22, 2011, 01:37:22 PM
I thought it was customary in the Navy to do the same-sex kisses before debarking.

 :tongue:

Something like the submarine "150 men submerge, 75 couples surface."?
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »
Tryin' to get Sparky in the thread, aren't ya?

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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2011, 04:06:52 PM »
Looks like ol Stinkbaits finally earned his jumpwings by making that leap into DUmbassistan.
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2011, 04:26:44 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 22, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
Tryin' to get Sparky in the thread, aren't ya?

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One wonders who kissed the generalissimo dude when he stepped ashore in 1967, having spent the previous two years on board some ship based in Charleston, South Carolina, protecting America against invasion by the Sao Tome e Principeans, or the Senegalese.
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2011, 04:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 22, 2011, 02:38:49 PM
Wow, finally something the 0bumbler can use for his re-election effort. :whatever:

Gas prices? Too high. Unemployment? Too high. But lesbians can serve openly in the military.  Re-elect 0bama 2012.

If I were them lezzies, I wouldn't get too comfortable with the situation. I'd bet that it's not set in stone.
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2011, 05:10:37 PM »
At least they were hot, unlike these they praise so royally....

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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2011, 05:27:40 PM »
Quote from: MoshMasterD on December 22, 2011, 05:10:37 PM
At least they were hot, unlike these they praise so royally....


The blonde looks like a Marvel Comics supervillain- Les Mullet'!


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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2011, 05:57:19 PM »
Let's not forget the Madcow.

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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2011, 06:01:18 PM »
Quote from: MoshMasterD on December 22, 2011, 05:10:37 PM
At least they were hot, unlike these they praise so royally....

That is one whole freight-train load of ugly, aside from one or possibly two semi-human looking specimens that accidentally wandered into the pics, perhaps due to rufies in their drinks.
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2011, 06:01:32 PM »
You can't fool me.  That's Jim J. Bullock.
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2011, 07:33:44 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 22, 2011, 06:01:32 PM
You can't fool me.  That's Jim J. Bullock.

I've said that before about Madcow.  :cheersmate:
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« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2011, 07:45:58 PM »
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2011, 08:00:27 PM »
I'm sorry, Stinky. Conservative heads did not asplode.

You might think its some sort of triumph that a picture was taken of dykes kissing.
I'm conservative and I've seen all too often.

I would like to close by pointing out the ultimate failure of your movement: There are 80 to 90 million guns in America. Precious few of them are owned by your side. Further the military is overwhelmingly conservative.
Progressives can NEVER attain their goals when free men own guns.

Stinky. Your side keeps pushing and pushing. At some point there will be a push back. The Tea Party is just the beginning.
As Bruce Banner once said. "Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2011, 08:06:35 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 22, 2011, 05:57:19 PM
Let's not forget the Madcow.



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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2011, 08:40:33 PM »
Who cares...Stinky the retard needs to get a life.He has probably spent hours masturbating to the photo... :mental:
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Re: Stinky gets it wrong...as usual
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2011, 10:01:40 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 22, 2011, 05:57:19 PM
Let's not forget the Madcow.



To me it looks like she's got that Austin Powers vibe going.

"Grr, baby! Very grr!"

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