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Offline dandi

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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2011, 04:41:06 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 09, 2011, 01:29:15 PM
While there is a certain positive value in a bunch of them offing themselves with miscellaneous heating/electrical accidents, it would no doubt also involve their mommies and daddies suing NYC for not taking better care of them and enforcing health and safety laws.



In other words, WIN-WIN!!!111!!!  :yahoo:

Kerosene space heaters.

Lots and lots of 'em.

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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2011, 05:47:59 PM »
One of their lists asked for underwear donations for both men and women.  HA and ewwwwww.
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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2011, 06:03:05 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on October 09, 2011, 05:47:59 PM
One of their lists asked for underwear donations for both men and women.  HA and ewwwwww.
Since when did DUmpscum start wearing underwear? :fuelfire:
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2011, 06:24:31 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on October 09, 2011, 05:47:59 PM
One of their lists asked for underwear donations for both men and women.  HA and ewwwwww.

Paging Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Heck he might even throw in a shower curtain.
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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2011, 06:29:13 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on October 09, 2011, 06:24:31 PM
Paging Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Heck he might even throw in a shower curtain.

Or a slightly used blue dress.
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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2011, 07:21:22 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 09, 2011, 06:29:13 PM
Or a slightly used blue dress.
Or a cigar.  :whistling:
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2011, 07:49:17 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 09, 2011, 12:44:15 PM
So they want hghly flammable substances. They lack clean running water. Too many people are packed-in. Sanitation is an issue.


I'm told we need government regulation to keep people and those near them safe.

Shouldn't a responsible government regulator shut this down before it becomes a safety regulation?

After all, I'm told I can lose my property--which is my right to own--because some stupid endangered critter is on it; so why should their stupid right to speech matter any more than my rights.


Can't we just send them some blankets infested with disease carrying fleas ?
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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2011, 08:00:52 PM »
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They lack clean running water. Too many people are packed-in. Sanitation is an issue.
Well, this is New York City, right?
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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2011, 08:18:34 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 09, 2011, 07:49:17 PM

Can't we just send them some blankets infested with disease carrying fleas ?
Umm, I think that part is already covered.
They're DUmmies, right?
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2011, 09:23:15 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 09, 2011, 07:49:17 PM

Can't we just send them some blankets infested with disease carrying fleas ?

I mean, if you can't catch a communicable disease at a piece rally :clap: what good are they?  Nothing like brining home a little STD for the holidays.
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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2011, 10:08:12 AM »
DUmmie Alert! Nobody wants porta-potties for the Liberty Park!
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Re: DUmmies VS Natural Selection?
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2011, 05:32:03 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 09, 2011, 07:49:17 PM

Can't we just send them some blankets infested with disease carrying fleas ?

H-5 for the Columbus Day reference.
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