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Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« on: May 24, 2011, 08:10:55 AM »
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun May-22-11 07:20 PM
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I am apparently on the fat girl's list for clothing catelogs
   
How did they know and WHO TF TOLD THEM??????

Maybe Omar the tent and awning maker told them. We don't want to see your fat ass in public anyway.

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun May-22-11 07:26 PM
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1. OK, lily. One MUST ask.
   
Just HOW fat are ya'?
:rofl:

Who knows?
Why do I get catalogs for dildos?
Je ne sais pas.
Quien sabe.

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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun May-22-11 07:32 PM
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2. That was cruel
   
Getting dildo catalogs is hip. Fat girl catalogs are another story entirely.

<sigh>

You get fat clothes catalogs because you're fat. Now the world knows it.

lillypaddle is a fat lardass.

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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-23-11 01:30 AM
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13. Getting dildo catalogues is not hip.

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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU!    Sun May-22-11 07:34 PM
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4. If you got it, flaunt it
   
However, you have a choice whether you want to receive the deforestations: https://www.catalogchoice.org/

Why don't you go to Berkley and sit in a tree. Oh, that's right. They cut them down.

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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun May-22-11 09:56 PM
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8. I'm fat and glad that I get catalogs - its so depressing shopping in stores
   
and more and more, fat girl clothes are no longer just mumus


and to answer a potential "how fat are ya" I am biggest loser fat

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Mopar151 (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun May-22-11 10:56 PM
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9. Mrs. Mopar is a large lady
   
The thing that kills us both - Ain't no fat people modeling in the catalog! Big 'n Talls are kinda the same way for guys.

Because fat is obscene.

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12. Just once I want a bra catalog advertising a product that would hold up a real pair of boobs.
   
Edited on Mon May-23-11 12:49 AM by davsand
I get those stupid catalogs that show some woman with two fried eggs hanging there in an A cup bra, and it pisses me off.

I buy concrete and steel construction with architectural integrity and it sure doesn't look like that A cup made with a strip of lace and two little triangles that skinny bitch is wearing in that catalog.


Just saying.



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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-23-11 01:31 AM
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14. Did you order from the larger end of the spectrum of another catalogues offerings?

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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-23-11 05:16 AM
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21. Yeah, I'm sure that's how they
   
"figured it out." Kind of unnerving, though.

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23. Not all of us guys like scrawny stick figures, you know

Why did I think he was a she?

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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-23-11 05:27 PM
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30. That's great that there's someone
   
for anyone. However, I had been so thin all my life, until I hit 55 & menopause, that my self image is really in the toilet. I can't bear the thought of anyone seeing me. Sad but true. Besides, I'm too lazy for a relationship.

Not that someone was going to nail your fatass anyway.

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32. Hi lillpaddle. I'm swimming in there with you, for the same
   
reasons, PLUS I just made a career change at the wrong time in US history...got my teaching degree Dec 2008, summa cum laude. Such exquisite timing! So now instead of making the $55k I used to make, I substitute teach for poverty level income (less than $18k a year). That does wonders for the ego of someone who is inflating, sagging, wrinkling, and getting all those funny little brown spots everywhere. Sigh. I love my recent entrance into the world of Grandma, but never thought I'd look like one, LOL.

PS: if you hear that I am buying or selling a house, do the OPPOSITE of whatever I'm doing.......because the market will suddenly dive or rocket up, whichever is least to my advantage. My timing has been so horrible all my life, I think that it might be MY fault teachers are being laid off!

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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 08:26:51 AM »
I got a can of baby formula out of the blue one day, then later a bunch of coupons. Now I get news letters and everyone in awhile a servey or two about the formula.

I still can't figure that one out.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 08:54:01 AM »
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12. Just once I want a bra catalog advertising a product that would hold up a real pair of boobs.
   
I get those stupid catalogs that show some woman with two fried eggs hanging there in an A cup bra, and it pisses me off.
:lmao:

You should see the shit that shows up at my place.  I stopped picking up the mail.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 09:22:51 AM »
Yesterday, I got a mailing from the "Stone House Appreciation Society."  (I have an old stone house).  Never heard of them.  In it, they invited people for a tour of a 19th century mansion now owned by the diocese.  Cool, I'd love to see it!  Then, they say that after the tour, they'd have a workshop on pointing, and to "bring your trowels."  They're going to put people to work.   :lmao:What if they get a bunch of incompetent DUmmies? 
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 09:27:37 AM »
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32. Hi lillpaddle. I'm swimming in there with you, for the same
   
reasons,


Yeeah...to ward off the harsh effects of gravity.

 :whatever:
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 11:16:58 AM »
I used to sign up one of my fat friends to those catalogs all the time. He never figured out why they were coming to him and was pretty pissed off too.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 11:48:07 AM »
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun May-22-11 07:32 PM
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2. That was cruel
   
Getting dildo catalogs is hip. Fat girl catalogs are another story entirely.
Well, having no experience with either, my first reaction is that many customers would appreciate receiving both catalogs.
The mailing list for one would be fertile marketing grounds for the other.

For some reason, I have an image of Homer Simpson in his muumuu and his "fat guy hat".
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 11:57:38 AM »
What, you mean company's look at previous purchases to find potential customers.  Shocking!  :whatever:

I've been buying a lot of textbooks lately, and what do you know, my bank sent me student loan information  :-)
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 12:20:57 PM »
I thought that all DUmmies were svelte because they eschew the typical Amerikkkan diet in favor of Whole Foods and all the vegetables they grow in their home gardens. Is that now wrong?
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2011, 12:34:49 PM »
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-23-11 05:27 PM
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30. That's great that there's someone
   
for anyone. However, I had been so thin all my life, until I hit 55 & menopause, that my self image is really in the toilet. I can't bear the thought of anyone seeing me. Sad but true. Besides, I'm too lazy for a relationship.

Thus the answer to your weight gain. You have to get up off your ass and move. Your metabolism slows around menopause. That means you have to watch what you eat and exercise more. Deal with it.

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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2011, 01:30:22 PM »
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Sorry.

This makes me laugh.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 02:06:12 PM »
Oh my! that really is :lmao: and notice all the sarcastic comments in some of the posts? intolerance against fat people seems to be accepted there.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 02:12:57 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 24, 2011, 12:20:57 PM
I thought that all DUmmies were svelte because they eschew the typical Amerikkkan diet in favor of Whole Foods and all the vegetables they grow in their home gardens. Is that now wrong?

Strangely they all have thyroid dysfunction. :whatever:
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 02:13:11 PM »
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12. Just once I want a bra catalog advertising a product that would hold up a real pair of boobs.
  
I get those stupid catalogs that show some woman with two fried eggs hanging there in an A cup bra, and it pisses me off.

Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!

And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2011, 02:17:17 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 24, 2011, 02:13:11 PM
Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!

And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)

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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2011, 02:55:20 PM »
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12. Just once I want a bra catalog advertising a product that would hold up a real pair of boobs.
   
I get those stupid catalogs that show some woman with two fried eggs hanging there in an A cup bra, and it pisses me off.
At least you can buy off the rack at most stores. They are selling for big girls now.
Pretty hard to find a 34-D that you don't have to send away for.
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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2011, 03:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 24, 2011, 02:13:11 PM
Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!

And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)

I know... I am so jealous.  It's too hot here to wear a bra come June-September. 
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« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2011, 04:16:49 PM »
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Pretty hard to find a 34-D that you don't have to send away for.

That is the premise upon which the mail-order bride business is based.
 
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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2011, 05:03:43 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on May 24, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
At least you can buy off the rack at most stores. They are selling for big girls now.
Pretty hard to find a 34-D that you don't have to send away for.

Try finding a DDD nursing bra in a store. It cannot be done.
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« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2011, 05:09:26 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on May 24, 2011, 05:03:43 PM
Try finding a DDD nursing bra in a store. It cannot be done.

Did you have the baby? if so congrats!
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 05:10:21 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 24, 2011, 02:13:11 PM
Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!

And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)

Ok Ok, no pics.















Slo-mo will be fine.  O-)
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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2011, 05:16:16 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on May 24, 2011, 05:03:43 PM
Try finding a DDD nursing bra in a store. It cannot be done.
Wow! Congrats on the new little one. I hope you are not missing sleep too much. :-)

GoBucks don't let the whole mail order bride info out too much. I am sure a certain DUmmy would be humping his monitor at the chance to get his hands on an actual woman that has no clue what he is saying.
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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2011, 05:16:50 PM »
Quote from: Randy on May 24, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Ok Ok, no pics.



Slo-mo will be fine.  O-)

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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2011, 05:17:37 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 24, 2011, 03:07:15 PM
I know... I am so jealous.  It's too hot here to wear a bra come June-September.

That's totally 1 of the benefits of it.
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