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Offline SVPete

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Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Wears Clothes And Doesn’t Swing Sex
« on: July 05, 2023, 12:51:28 PM »
Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Wears Clothes And Doesn’t Swing Sex Toys Around

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-confused-by-parades-where-everyone-keeps-their-clothes-on-and-doesnt-swing-sex-toys-around

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U.S. — Democrats across the nation were reportedly confused by thousands of local parades held yesterday, as everyone in them kept their clothes on and didn't swing sex toys around.

"What even is this?" said local Democrat and cat mom Glenda Fitzgerald. "Where are the BDSM displays, the transgender furries, and the naked men on bicycles? This is not what parades are for! I don't get it! I'm so annoyed I even bothered to bring my 5-year-old nephew to this strange event!"

Quiet reality or satire? You be the judge.
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Re: Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Wears Clothes And Doesn’t Swing Sex
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2023, 01:14:51 PM »
Unfortunately it’s closer to the truth than you might think. :thatsright:
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