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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« on: September 29, 2022, 09:10:01 AM »
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So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
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Yep. Just got back from the Kerry rally in Copley. Spent nearly eight hours standing in the cold rain and waind waiting for the word...and then the word came, and didn't come, and is hovering like doom...

So I am walking in the back door of my apartment building, and I hear someone behind me. I turn, and this douchebag threw a brick at my head. It mostly hit my shoulder, but bashed into my jaw. Pretty clearly a mugging attempt; the person who did it was young. Nothing is broken, I don't think. I can still work my jaw, and my shoulder is moving OK, and no teeth are loose. I have a big scratch on my face, and everything hurts like hell.

So, the moral of the story: No matter how bad you feel, no matter how crappy was your night, nobody threw a brick at your head.

Think I'm gonna call the cops.

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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2022, 09:52:39 AM »
WRP got smacked with a brick and posted in DU rather than going to the ER or calling police? :mental:
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2022, 09:58:47 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on September 29, 2022, 09:52:39 AM
WRP got smacked with a brick and posted in DU rather than going to the ER or calling police? :mental:

Hit by a brick? Meh.

DUmmie Kephra had his mother shove his corpse out of the way of the keyboard to post on DU about his demise as he was surrounded by 2L bottles of urine and moldy pizza boxes. Calling an ambulance was an after thought.  :rotf:
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2022, 10:01:22 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on September 29, 2022, 09:52:39 AM
WRP got smacked with a brick and posted in DU rather than going to the ER or calling police? :mental:

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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2022, 10:12:29 AM »
What's missing from the story:  Pitty's blind rage from Kerry's loss resulting in belligerence towards his fellow Bostonians as he made his way home.  He's lucky it was only a brick.
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2022, 10:56:46 AM »
Good one, Ralph!!

This was 2004 at CU and when we first started noticing that the DUmmies sense of priorities wasn't exactly that of people who possessed a brain. Not that there wasn't sufficient evidence up to that point, but just sayin'.

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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2022, 11:01:53 AM »
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37. I chased the ****er off

He thought he put me down. I had a can of Chef Boy-ar-Dee in my hand, and chased him down the street.

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49. Cops came, EMTs checked me out

I'm busted up but not broken.

The brick he threw at me is actually a large chunk of, I don't know what to call it, 'street marble.' I can barely lift it with one hand. I think maybe I'm lucky to be alive.

FWIW, the cops and EMTs thought I was somewhat godlike because I'm not dead. You should see the goddam chunk of stone he hit me with. Jeebus. And I chased him too, with a can of Ravioli. Mess not with the Chef.

Hurts to laugh. Laughing anyway.

That was the time to laugh. Cause you ain't laughing now.

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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2022, 11:49:49 AM »
 :cheersmate:

That was the thing missing, USA4ME, the Chef-Boy-R-Dee element.  Just essential to our homage, and still makes me laugh to this day.  You know what else is funny?  Waiting, standing, in the cold rain for eight hours for John ****ing Kerry. 
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2022, 01:40:13 PM »
I remember that like it was yesterday.
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2022, 01:57:34 PM »
He probably just got drunk and fell down and smacked his face on the sidewalk.  These primitives lie--all the time.
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2022, 01:27:38 PM »
That poor poor brick.
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt on being hit by a brick in 2004
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2022, 02:06:34 PM »
A mugging attempt? Hmm. Not the most brilliant mugger. Im only guessing that there was make believe going on. Maybe a bit delusional from being out in the rain. Perhaps "the crud" was what hit Pitt-stain in the noggin.
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