Just when you think their CTs couldn't get any dumber . . .
I think this could be a
Stickied thread.
Let me think how Trump could steal a bomb ...
Trump drives his high-end golf cart to an air base at 1 AM, shows his credentials to the guard and then knifes him/her (no witnesses!), drives to the munitions storage, possibly takes out another guard, loads up a 500 lb or (multi-) ton bomb into his golf cart, drives his golf cart back to MaL, where Trump then hides the bomb in his private poolside cabana.
Then a bunch of foreigners driving a Brabant sneak past scores or hundreds of Federal and MaL employees, sneak the bomb from the poolside cabana to their Brabant, load it up, and sneak past more Federal and MaL employees.
The Cave's pantry has insufficient

s and

s. And
DUmmie duforsure needs to stop huffing his/her

24x7,

.