Star Moron NanceGreggs
I'm Bracing Myself
No, not out of fear of the MAGAloons "rioting in the streets".
I am bracing myself for what we are about to learn about the depths of Trump's treason, how widespread the conspiracy to overthrow our democracy was, and just how many Republicans were willing to sell-out our country in exchange for promises of personal enrichment and political power.
I believe that what has been uncovered so far is literally the "tip of the iceberg" - and I am bracing myself for the impact of the whole truth inevitably being revealed.
As the old Chinese curse goes, we live in interesting times - and those times are about to get a lot more mind-blowingly, earth-shatteringly, oh, my God, I had no idea interesting.
Buckle-up, America - we're in for a very bumpy ride.
Lets add that to the list of silly nonsensical things we know you believe:
Women can be men and men can be women
Russian collusion
Russian pee tapes
Rising sea levels
Climate catastrophe
Glowball warming
Grooming kids
Spending your way out of debt'
The President is only responsible for fuel and energy price changes when they trend downward
Mostly peaceful protests to the tune of 2 plus billion dollars
The FBI being non-partisan
The DOJ being non-partisan
The ATF being non-partisan
The IRS being non-partisan
Two scoops
Trump killed koi fish
Trump grabbed the steering wheel
barry was a good president
MO is beautiful and classy
Brandon isn't a pedo
Hunter is more upstanding than Don Jr.
(I could do this all day, lurking DUmmies)
On the island, saying the shit you say gets you pats on the back, but everywhere else, it is akin to harnessing yourself to a flashing neon sign that says "I'm dumber than a box of rocks and it isn't even close".