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Offline CC27

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I don't get why "Nobody wants to work anymore", I mean, check out this job ad

---HELP WANTED---
Don't be a loser. I need a lawyer BIGLY!
Might have to look like an idiot on national TV
And in front of courts
Might have to fall on a sword to protect me
Needs to be OK with getting paid in rubles
People who don't say Biden stole the election need not apply
Call me!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217073733

If you are trying to be funny its not working.  :whatever:

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ck#s should leave satire to those who have that skill.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Change a few things, and that looks like a job ad for White House Press Secretary.

Offline CollectivismMustDie

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Imagine hunter bidens job application...
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I'd tell the DUmbass to not give up his day job but, being he is a DUmbass, he doesn't have any job being a DUmbass and all that entails.
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Imagine hunter bidens job application...

It's a photo of the corrupt, dementia-addled bastard that sired his worthless arse. It's not like the sonuvabitch has any actual work experience, job skills or even redeeming character traits going for him, right?
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