Welcome my friends to the first award of the Christmas Season. The DUmmies of the year and other awards will follow this week. Working with a great team of elves to get everything composed, but the balloting has all been tabulated. Of course, I had the assistance of Diebold.
Since yours truly has been counting the votes & working on year-end write ups for 10 years, decided that this year there will be the “Ralphâ€. No voting necessary, this was just up to my discretion. The “Ralph†goes to the TERM OF THE YEAR in DUmmyville/primitive land as well as for liberals in general.
With that explanation out of the way, drum roll please:
THE FIRST ANNUAL “RALPH†AWARD FOR TERM OF THE YEAR is:
“BUTT-HURTâ€
DUmmies & Liberals are constantly offended by absolutely everything that they disagree with, no matter how minor it is in the grand scheme of life. Personally, I thought the early & mid 1990’s was bad enough for political correctness, but 2015 has exponentially gotten worse. And it alternatively drives me crazy and makes me laugh to watch them get all butt-hurt over every perceived “micro aggressionâ€. These emotionally weak college students and physically adult but mentally weak & emotionally young morons especially get completely butt-hurt over the tiniest things, like perceived slights & snubs.
So, there is the first annual “RALPH†award.
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays to you all!