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Offline GOBUCKS

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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2013, 09:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 21, 2013, 06:15:59 PM
Until they're ready to ban Muslims I get to keep my guns.
Those dead Chicago hoodrats, along with the vast majority of other violent crimes in the U.S., aren't the  work of muzzies.

If the jug-eared Kenyan had a son, he'd look like the perpetrators.
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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2013, 09:53:33 PM »
Pool control! 

Ban all pools deeper than 7 inches! 

Require registration of all pools, even kiddie pools!

Tax pool water to discourage filling of pools!



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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2013, 10:18:06 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 21, 2013, 09:53:33 PM
Pool control! 

Ban all pools deeper than 7 inches! 

Require registration of all pools, even kiddie pools!

Tax pool water to discourage filling of pools!





Next on the 10 o'clock news, Obama sets up a task force to look into passing pool control laws.
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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2013, 10:29:36 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 21, 2013, 09:53:33 PM
Pool control! 

Ban all pools deeper than 7 inches! 

Require registration of all pools, even kiddie pools!

Tax pool water to discourage filling of pools!
If it saves just one life, it's worth it.

Right?
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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2013, 04:48:08 PM »
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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2013, 05:00:08 PM »
Water doesn't kill people.

Which is why you have to hold them down.
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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2013, 05:18:29 PM »
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A well cleansed society, being necessary to the health of a free State, the right of the people to keep and dig pools, shall not be infringed.
Ban all di-hydrogen oxide, and lipid/alkaline compounds.

What a stupid DUmpmonkey.
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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2013, 07:34:28 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on January 21, 2013, 06:38:34 PM
Mine does. Ain't too many home pools around here though. Most of the kids go jump in the Coal river when it gets hot.

I hope the Coal River isn't as bad as the Kanawah River. I heard a story many years ago about a fisherman throwing his cigarette butt into the river, and it catching fire!
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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2013, 07:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 24, 2013, 05:18:29 PM
Ban all di-hydrogen oxide, and lipid/alkaline compounds.

What a stupid DUmpmonkey.

I believe it's called di-hydrogen monoxide, like carbon monoxide.

Makes it sound more "menacing".   :lmao:
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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2013, 08:00:52 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 24, 2013, 07:37:51 PM
I believe it's called di-hydrogen monoxide, like carbon monoxide.

Makes it sound more "menacing".   :lmao:
Stinkbug.  :asssmack:
Now I'm wondering about proper nomenclature.
The DUmp, being rife with "chemists, should enlighten us.
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Re: Water doesn't drown people
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2013, 02:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 24, 2013, 08:00:52 PM
Stinkbug.  :asssmack:
Now I'm wondering about proper nomenclature.
The DUmp, being rife with "chemists, should enlighten us.

Quick somebody get Nads onto the case - surely she's appropriately qualified.
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