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The office non-bouncy
« on: December 16, 2008, 06:52:03 AM »
This time of year it is common for us to receive goodies from vendors and consultants.  They're typically deli trays, dessert trays, etc., and last week we got several breakfast trays from a printer that we use extensively.  They sent loads of chicken biscuits from Chic Fil A.   :drool:

The office moonbat got really pissed.   :whatever:  Said he refused to have anything to do with Chic Fil A.  I asked why and was told, "I disapprove of their business practices".  Again I asked why and he said, "Businesses should never be allowed to mix with religion!!!!!"  ...steam pouring out of his ears.  "Ah", I said, "it's because they close on Sunday?". "Yes, I should be able to buy a chicken sandwich any day of the week.  Closing on Sunday is just wrong!, he whined.  With that, one of my coworkers appeared from his nearby office and asked, "Where does the Constitution guarantee that?"   :rotf:  P0WN3D

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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2008, 07:08:07 AM »
Wait until that idiot finds out that they put Veggie Tales stuff in the kids meals! :lmao:
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 07:10:54 AM »
Does he work Sundays? .....or is Saturday his holy day (not defaming jews here, just the office worker who expects everyone to work Sunday, except him probably).
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 07:24:40 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 16, 2008, 07:10:54 AM
Does he work Sundays? .....or is Saturday his holy day (not defaming jews here, just the office worker who expects everyone to work Sunday, except him probably).
Um, he comes in around 9-9:30, but leaves around 4:00 to make up for it.   :whatever:  Ask him to work on Sat or Sun and expect a lot of  :bawl: and no work.
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 09:54:50 AM »
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"Businesses should never be allowed to mix with religion!!!!!"

Idiot. :whatever:  I hope the line to slug this dude isn't too long, because I'd like a crack at him.
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2008, 10:35:43 AM »
Let him be upset.  More chicken biscuits for the rest of you to have the way I see it.

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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2008, 10:44:46 AM »
I've got a moonbat acquaintance that just found out that In & Out burgers, her favorite, puts Bible scriptures on the wrapping.  She flew off the handle about it. Somehow she thinks that is against the Constitution and they should be legally forced to remove them.  Mind you she never knew about this before and would eat there a couple of times a week.  So now she boycotts the best burgers in SoCal.  Last time we were at the same place I brought one and ate it in front of her, as she ranted on I just let out "yumm" grunts and groans....and laughed.
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2008, 11:40:48 AM »
If nobody here has figured it out yet, I have a little moonbat in me.  Yup, I admit it.  I have a bit of the "animal rights" going on.  I found out that KFC's processing plants are in such a hurry to process as many chickens as possible that they're tossing them in the boiling pot before they've bled out, so they're still alive.  So, I refuse to eat at KFC anymore, and I LOVE ChickFilA.  They're clean, friendly and the quality of the food is much better than the other chicken joints.  Not to mention, I love that they're closed on Sunday and aren't a slave to the almighty dollar.

I believe I'm more moonbat than the moonbat on this issue.

Oh, and you are lucky to get those biscuits!!!!!!  I'm jealous.
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2008, 11:46:47 AM »
Another "keep it in your homes and churches where it belongs" idiot.  Great.
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2008, 11:48:56 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on December 16, 2008, 11:46:47 AM
Another "keep it in your homes and churches where it belongs" idiot.  Great.
He's a real oddball.  He owns farmland waaaay out in the sticks.  He says he's planted trees in rings to resemble Stonehenge and has had is Druid friends out to "bless" the area.   :mental:
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2008, 11:58:18 AM »
Quote from: lastparker on December 16, 2008, 11:40:48 AM
If nobody here has figured it out yet, I have a little moonbat in me.  Yup, I admit it.  I have a bit of the "animal rights" going on.  I found out that KFC's processing plants are in such a hurry to process as many chickens as possible that they're tossing them in the boiling pot before they've bled out, so they're still alive.  So, I refuse to eat at KFC anymore, and I LOVE ChickFilA.  They're clean, friendly and the quality of the food is much better than the other chicken joints.  Not to mention, I love that they're closed on Sunday and aren't a slave to the almighty dollar.

I believe I'm more moonbat than the moonbat on this issue.

Oh, and you are lucky to get those biscuits!!!!!!  I'm jealous.

I'll still eat at KFC knowing that.  If I were an animal rights nut, I'd be more concerned about them being bled out than a quick death in a boiling pot.  Besides, chickens are some of the stupidest animals on the planet.  I don't believe they have the capacity to feel suffering.  Good gosh, they continue to run around when they get their fool heads chopped off!  (Ah, the wonders of being the child of an experienced butcher.)
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2008, 12:00:56 PM »
Having cleaned a chicken coop growing up every Saturday for numerous years, I am all for summery executions for chickens, in an effort to instill better morale.
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2008, 12:10:31 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 16, 2008, 12:00:56 PM
Having cleaned a chicken coop growing up every Saturday for numerous years, I am all for summery executions for chickens, in an effort to instill better morale.

yeah....and it makes them lay better too......... :rotf:
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2008, 01:53:12 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on December 16, 2008, 11:58:18 AM
I'll still eat at KFC knowing that.  If I were an animal rights nut, I'd be more concerned about them being bled out than a quick death in a boiling pot.  Besides, chickens are some of the stupidest animals on the planet.  I don't believe they have the capacity to feel suffering.  Good gosh, they continue to run around when they get their fool heads chopped off!  (Ah, the wonders of being the child of an experienced butcher.)

Yep! We had a big washtub to throw them under after Pop whacked their heads off. Worked really well, we didn't have to chase them around.  :-)
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2008, 02:11:10 PM »
To all you chicken executioners:

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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2008, 02:18:18 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on December 16, 2008, 11:48:56 AM
He's a real oddball.  He owns farmland waaaay out in the sticks.  He says he's planted trees in rings to resemble Stonehenge and has had is Druid friends out to "bless" the area.   :mental:
Has he met his animus?  :rotf:
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2008, 02:20:38 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on December 16, 2008, 11:40:48 AM
If nobody here has figured it out yet, I have a little moonbat in me.  Yup, I admit it.  I have a bit of the "animal rights" going on.  I found out that KFC's processing plants are in such a hurry to process as many chickens as possible that they're tossing them in the boiling pot before they've bled out, so they're still alive.  So, I refuse to eat at KFC anymore, and I LOVE ChickFilA.  They're clean, friendly and the quality of the food is much better than the other chicken joints.  Not to mention, I love that they're closed on Sunday and aren't a slave to the almighty dollar.

I believe I'm more moonbat than the moonbat on this issue.

Oh, and you are lucky to get those biscuits!!!!!!  I'm jealous.

Parker you better give up meat alltogether then because EVERY slaughterhouse that handles volume traffic (IE any place that supplies mcdonalds, supermarkets, burger king, chik fi la, etc.) has on more than one occaison slaughtered an animal that didn't get killed or stunned before the process started. EVERY one.

I just can't bring myself to give much of a shit about a chicken personally.
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2008, 02:32:48 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on December 16, 2008, 06:52:03 AM
This time of year it is common for us to receive goodies from vendors and consultants.  They're typically deli trays, dessert trays, etc., and last week we got several breakfast trays from a printer that we use extensively.  They sent loads of chicken biscuits from Chic Fil A.   :drool:

The office moonbat got really pissed.   :whatever:  Said he refused to have anything to do with Chic Fil A.  I asked why and was told, "I disapprove of their business practices".  Again I asked why and he said, "Businesses should never be allowed to mix with religion!!!!!"  ...steam pouring out of his ears.  "Ah", I said, "it's because they close on Sunday?". "Yes, I should be able to buy a chicken sandwich any day of the week.  Closing on Sunday is just wrong!, he whined.  With that, one of my coworkers appeared from his nearby office and asked, "Where does the Constitution guarantee that?"   :rotf:  P0WN3D



Well today at Smithfields Chicken and Bar-b-que I noticed a sign......................"We will be closed Christmas Day to worship and be with our families"...............I really liked that place until they had to interject religion into their buisness.  I will never again eat their great Q again..........................well until about 745pm at lunch  :-)

WTF is wrong with people moonbats???
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2008, 07:52:23 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on December 16, 2008, 02:20:38 PM
Parker you better give up meat alltogether then because EVERY slaughterhouse that handles volume traffic (IE any place that supplies mcdonalds, supermarkets, burger king, chik fi la, etc.) has on more than one occaison slaughtered an animal that didn't get killed or stunned before the process started. EVERY one.

I just can't bring myself to give much of a shit about a chicken personally.


Plus, Chick-fil-A is soooo delicious. 
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2008, 09:30:50 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on December 16, 2008, 11:40:48 AM
If nobody here has figured it out yet, I have a little moonbat in me.  Yup, I admit it.  I have a bit of the "animal rights" going on.  I found out that KFC's processing plants are in such a hurry to process as many chickens as possible that they're tossing them in the boiling pot before they've bled out, so they're still alive.  So, I refuse to eat at KFC anymore, and I LOVE ChickFilA.  They're clean, friendly and the quality of the food is much better than the other chicken joints.  Not to mention, I love that they're closed on Sunday and aren't a slave to the almighty dollar.

I believe I'm more moonbat than the moonbat on this issue.

Oh, and you are lucky to get those biscuits!!!!!!  I'm jealous.

I raise chickens, mostly laying hens but meat birds too, they all free range and are incredibly spoiled and happy right up to the point we shoot them in the head. I assure you, a chicken that is being "bled out" is already dead and it really doesn't take very long. We leave ours hanging only as long as it takes to boil the pot of water to dip them in (it makes feather removal much easier). Plus, they aren't going to stick them in boiling water TO COOK unless they're plucked. Operations like KFC have machines to do that quickly and efficiently. They are completely dead when that happens. Honestly, there's plenty to dislike about KFC's treatment of chickens, especially for someone like me who really enjoys these busy, quirky little birds, but you really have to do a little research before posting something like this.

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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2008, 09:58:21 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on December 16, 2008, 07:24:40 AM
Um, he comes in around 9-9:30, but leaves around 4:00 to make up for it.   :whatever:  Ask him to work on Sat or Sun and expect a lot of  :bawl: and no work.

He wouldn't happen to be a programmer would he?   :lmao:
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2008, 10:02:34 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 16, 2008, 09:58:21 PM
He wouldn't happen to be a programmer would he?   :lmao:

ooooh, that hurt :(


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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2008, 10:03:51 PM »
I'm not a programmer.  :-)
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Re: The office non-bouncy
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2008, 10:12:24 PM »
We had two (or three) office activites canceled due to non-participation since I've been there.  One of the drawbacks of working in a small-ish company.  This is really messing up my chances to schmooze with the IT department.  My usual standoff-ishness excluded.  I COULD have inserted myself into today's conversation, but I didn't think my minor additions would be welcome.
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