Official Nomination Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011 (closed)

[franksolich]

Okay, these are the current nominations for the Willie, given the primitive who best exemplifies and publicizes Skins's island for all the world to see:

911 forum
Alan Grayson
Andy Stephenson
atheist forum
cali
CaliforniaPeggy
Eferrari
hippywife
Israel/Palestinian forum
lonestarnot
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
ProudDad
Raven
Redstone
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
spooked911
Stinky the Clown
Sub Atomic
Taverner
warpy

[Ballygrl]

frank, when do we vote on the nominees?

[franksolich]

frank, when do we vote on the nominees?

Starting Sunday night, about suppertime, through Wednesday night December 14; for about ten days.

If you've got any other nominations, you got until tomorrow (Saturday) late night.

[Tess Anderson]

Two late nominations for top 20?

blue in AK

MrScorpio

mayb brooklynite too.

[Chris_]

I reserve the right to submit my ballot after nominations have closed. 

<-- born procrastinator

[Carl]

For the Willie I nominate seabeyond.

There is no one more illiterate and nonsensical at the DUmp.
A typical post.

seabeyond  (1000+ posts)          Sun Dec-04-05 12:12 AM
 Response to Reply #2
4. hu uh. christmas is nifty
   Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 12:40 AM by seabeyond
we dont spend much at all so the corporations aren't getting rich off of us. i dont wave anything in front of anyones face because i see the purity in atheist as much as i do the muslim as much as the jew or the wiccan or the christian. christmas is as much the celebration and embracing of winter solstice. christmas, .... is time with family. and time with family is ALWAYS and i mean always GOOD for me.

christmas is fun

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5512571

Rambling and disjointed,stilted as if English was a 5th language (winks at nadin) with typical primitive random capitalization and punctuation.
A complete idiot and truly representative of the island.

[Boudicca]

For the Willie I nominate seabeyond.

There is no one more illiterate and nonsensical at the DUmp.
A typical post.

Rambling and disjointed,stilted as if English was a 5th language (winks at nadin) with typical primitive random capitalization and punctuation.
A complete idiot and truly representative of the island.

Seabeyond has been beyond my comprehension from Day One.  ****in' looney tunes.  Sadly, she's not even the worst example of idiocy at the DUmp.  So many idiots, so few ballot spaces.

[Revolution]

Heck, Boudicca, we could have a month long Top DUmmie Award Ceremony if we wanted to give ALL credit where it is do. 

In fact, we should do that some time. On a big anniversary or something. Dunno how many years this has been going, (since '05 if memory of what Frank said serves) but we could do it in 2015 if everyone is up to it. 10 year Anniversary.

EX: December two thousand fifteen. All DUmmie all the time! BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[franksolich]

The nominations thus far (not including recent ones) for Top DUmmies of 2011:

Atman
bobbolink
cali
cbayer
Chan790
Cyrano
DainBramaged
DemoTex
Eferrari
grasswire
Horse With no Name
iverglas
Judi Lynn
kentuck
kpete
Larry R. Burks
mike_c
Mineral Man
nadinbrzezinski
Omeha Steve
progressiveinaction
Proud2BLibKansan
Raven
Sarah Ibarrur
SidDithers
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
Stinky the Clown
Sub Atomic
Tavener
The Straight Story
ThomWV
underground panther
W8liftinglady
William Pitt

Grouchy old Don's not on the list, but he will be, circa 25 hours from now, when I close this thread.

[tanstaafl]

The nominations thus far (not including recent ones) for Top DUmmies of 2011:

Atman
bobbolink
cali
cbayer
Chan790
Cyrano
DainBramaged
DemoTex
Eferrari
grasswire
Horse With no Name
iverglas
Judi Lynn
kentuck
kpete
Larry R. Burks
mike_c
Mineral Man
nadinbrzezinski
Omeha Steve - Did ya mean Omahee-haw Steve? Scourge of the Bellvue Republican Party?
progressiveinaction
Proud2BLibKansan
Raven
Sarah Ibarrur
SidDithers
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
Stinky the Clown
Sub Atomic
Tavener
The Straight Story
ThomWV
underground panther
W8liftinglady
William Pitt

Grouchy old Don's not on the list, but he will be, circa 25 hours from now, when I close this thread.

Ten Votes? We're allowed ten votes, right?

[Chris_]

Larry is definitely on my list.  Crazy ****er.

[tanstaafl]

I wonder if nutcase nadin's imaginary chest cold is a half-hearted Broken Elbow campaign.

You will note, sir, that no one, not one single DUmmie, sympatized with her or wished her to get well soon.

I think they all want Nads to die!

[franksolich]

You will note, sir, that no one, not one single DUmmie, sympathized with her or wished her to get well soon.

I think they all want Nads to die!

The primitives don't care about anybody but them own selves.

This was shown when Chief S itting Bull unexpectedly died.

Now, the bird-smacking stoned red-face primitive had been a member of Skins's island for about eight years, during which time he labored mightily for the primitives.  He didn't copy-and-paste junk, he didn't beg for money.  He wrote all of his own stuff to illuminate and entertain the primitives, taking the time and trouble to carefully craft his posts.

Redstone was dedicated to Skins's island, and to the primitives.

But when Chief S itting Bull wafted up to the Great Spirit, there were just two campfires on Skins's island mourning his passing, and short-lived campfires at that.

It's folly, sheer folly, for a primitive to do anything substantial, anything meaningful, on Skins's island. 

[whiffleball]

Memo to self: I'll probably eliminate one of the special awards for the Top DUmmies of 2012 next year, and replace it with an award for the primitive most totally an idiot.

I just gone done reading some of the lonestarnut primitive's comments, and was inspired by that.

What a total idiot.

I had put in a late nomination for her in the Willie category, but put her where ever you think is best. 

[GOBUCKS]

It's folly, sheer folly, for a primitive to do anything substantial, anything meaningful, on Skins's island.

It's also an impossibility.

[Carl]

A late nomination for Newbie base on this tread... http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2417627 is sabrina 1.

She has been in all out campaign mode this week so will give her the small moment of attention she is craving.

[Tucker]

A late nomination for Newbie base on this tread... http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2417627 is sabrina 1.

She has been in all out campaign mode this week so will give her the small moment of attention she is craving.

Is democrat party and pandering synonymous?

Sheesh!

[thundley4]

Is democrat party and pandering synonymous?

Sheesh!

Rhetorical question?

[Tucker]

Rhetorical question?

I know.

[Ogre]

I usually just come here to read up on what has gotten the DUmmies undies in a bundle.  
Please allow me to nominate Cali for not only DOTY but also for the Bouncy.  Her story on earwigs at her former place of employment was comedy gold.  How many years has it been since "Walldude" outed himself.  If this happened routinely then I would say it would not be worthy of merit, however since it appears to happen so infrequently I have to put my two cents in for Cali, who's heart is surely as cold as a Vermont winter.

[franksolich]

.....Cali, who's heart is surely as cold as a Vermont winter.

Oh, trust me, sir, the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive's heart makes the North Pole seem like Miami Beach, makes a rock seem as soft as a sponge.

[franksolich]

Okay, this thread closes shop in about three hours, so if anyone needs to nominate, one had better hurry.

The plans are to keep this nomination thread, even though "locked", at the top of the DUmpster during the voting, which takes place from circa suppertime tomorrow, December 4, until 11:59 p.m. central time Wednesday, December 14.  There'll be ten days for voting, and there's different ways for voting, which'll be explained on the Official Voting Thread.

[chitownchica]

I just read some of that, Chitown.  First of all, how can this whole group stand each other enough to form an internet board?  Secondly, JackRiddler is an asshole of the first degree.

We've seen Luminous Animal before, she's a megamoonbat who only wants to say "YES! YES! YES!" to her kid.  Also let the kid hang around naked San Francisco guys. 

My name is Karin and I approve this nomination. 

Karin,
I meant to reply to this last night and state that I was having trouble with the  screenshots. Dang it! MADem put the smack down on Luminous Animal.  The screenshots are so tiny, so it is hard to see. I'm going to see if I  can just copy the text.  It's worth a peek .

[franksolich]

I'm nominating grouchy old Don, the NNNHLOI primitive, for top primitive of 2011, the old cuss.

If there was an award for "most stubborn" primitive, he'd probably win.

The guy thought he had things all figured out back when he was a lad forty years ago; thought he knew how the system worked, thought he could play it right, and most disastrously, thought if he took care of the machine, the machine would take care of him.

Well, here Don is, on the threshhold of old age, about to enter his vulnerable years, and inevitably he's going to lose all, or at least a great deal of it, because the machine isn't going to take care of Don.  The machine never intended to take care of Don, but Don didn't see that, Don didn't have that figured out.

The "stubborn" part comes in where while everybody else sees it, Don pig-headedly refuses to open his eyes, refuses to use his God-given judgement, and still believes in the machine, still believes the machine has nothing to do with his current and future woes.  He'll go to the abbatoir blaming those damned Republicans of Cook County for short-changing him, for cheating him, for stealing all he has.

With that nomination, I'm closing this thread, with my thanks to all the decent and civilized people who made nominations, and to the primitives of Skins's island who gave us the gifts of their beings as fodder for amusement, entertainment, and anthropological research during 2011.

The Official Voting Thread will be up circa supper-time tomorrow, Sunday.

Oh, and the primitives can kiss franksolich's ass.