Congratulations, I guess, to MiddleFingerMom, #10-b Top DUmmie of 2012.….
Never has franksolich been less enthusiastic about writing an award for a primitive, than I’ve been for writing one for this loser.
One’s compelled to give kudos to the Las Vegas Leviathan for his uncanny accuracy in pegging this boring primitive:
Systematic Chaos (7,969 posts) Dec 3, 2012, 11:06 PM
33. Listen, MFM. I don't "hate" you at all. I don't even dislike you.
I just dislike the way you treat the community at times, with all the GBCW threads and crap like this.
Take a close look at my signature and that little ticker down there. I used to weigh over a quarter of a ****ing ton and it is a minor miracle that I'm only as sick and decrepit as I am as I slowly creep towards my 44th birthday -- and believe me I have more than a few problems to contend with, and will continue to even as I approach a proper weight.
So I understand and have a lot of sympathy for the things that you are going through. You're not a small guy, but you're not the buffalo I was, so at least there's that!
But dude, being morbid and lashing out at the community isn't constructive. I'd fully expect a lot of people to get pissed at me and call me out on it if I got like that. Frankly there is a much better approach! Keep us all apprised of your situation for as long as you can, but don't be a dork about it. Please?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81437.0The wisdom of the people determined that the MiddleFingerMom primitive be #10-b Top DUmmie of 2012, and one can’t go against the collective wisdom of the people, but franksolich, despite his professional obligation to write the best awards possible, is resistant to even mentioning this loathsome little primitive by name.
And so this is the shortest award possible, so as to not give the contemptible little primitive any more publicity than minimally necessary.
It’s a very good thing that with the Top DUmmies #10-a, #09, #08, #07, #06, #05-b, #05-a, #04-b, #04-a, #03, #02-b, #02-a, #01, and the winners of the “Steve†and the “Rob,†we can return to recognizing primitives of true substance and worth, of which this one is not.
You see, the deal with the MiddleFingerMom primitive is that he, obviously and pathetically, attempts to emulate franksolich in drama queenery. Because Skins’s island is so large, of course he must restrict spreading himself only over all of a single forum, the Lounge.
It’s s-o-o-o-o-o transparent, what he’s trying to do.
Now, drama queenery is perhaps one of the least admirable traits in myself, but one does have to admit franksolich has
some talents in this area.
But the MiddleFingerMom primitive is a small-town insurance agent actor-wannabe in a community playhouse production of
The Curious Savage, as compared with franksolich’s Peter O’Toole in
Lawrence of Arabia.
Bah, humbug.
