Willie- Redstone, posthumously.
You know, Tucker, sir, next year, in the manner of corporations that attach their names to football bowl games, this annual contest will be the "Redstone Memorial Top DUmmies of 2012," and for every year thereafter, in commemoration of the Great Primitive Ever, to habituate Skins's island.
The late Chief S itting Bull is truly worthy of the Willie, but one is compelled to think things over.
Now, the Bostonian Drunkard, bobbolink, and TomInTit aren't eligible for the Willie, having won it in past years.
The list of candidates for this year's Willie is outstanding, but one name stands above them all.
And thus I'm compelled to cast my vote for
EFerrari for the
Willie.
As most here know, Doug's stupid ex-wife and franksolich go back a long way, and so intimately.
The purpose of the Willie is to reward a primitive who's done a great deal--not only this year, but in all past years--to enhance the reputation and good name of Skins's island.
EFerrari, first as sfexpat2000 and then as EFerrari, has thus far garnered circa half a million comments on Skins's island, despite that she joined late, in November 2004, after the presidential election of that year. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe she's the all-time champion poster there.
And it was remarkable how she, in just a few short months, had Skins, EarlG, and Elad wrapped around her little finger; they did everything she wanted them to do, and she wanted them to do a lot of things. It was as if she had some sort of "power" over them, a power no primitive, other than collectively the unhappy gay primitives, has ever had. EFerrari can get away with anything on Skins's island.
There was the Scamdal of May, June, July 2005, her ill-fated and much-publicized attempt to get some bucks to rescue her mother's real-estate from its mire of debt, and perhaps probably to pay some of the expenses involved with her then-husband, and the subsequent divorce. The illness of the late red round one was the superficial excuse, but really, the scam was for this other thing.
Even though she came out of that looking like an idiot, EFerrari has since then gone on with no shame, no embarrassment, at all, as if the Scamdal hadn't happened. Her activities on Skins's island still persist, covering a wider range of terrain than before.
But there's something else here; a personal plea. To me, it seems important that EFerrari get the Willie
this year, because the cerebral deterioration in her--she chomps down handfuls of mood-altering pharmaceuticals like most people dine on popcorn--has been showing for quite some time.
If she has to wait until next year to win the Willie, it might be too late, all of her cerebral veins permanently petrified and fossilized. I think it would be good for EFerrari to get the award while she's still at least slightly
compos mentis, so she can understand she's won an award, and the prestige and honor connected with it.
Giving an award to a person on the other side of senility seems a little bit cold.
