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THIS JUST IN:
Playboy magazine has reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in
an upcoming issue.
Michelle Obama was offered $75 by National Geographic.
In other news... we all remember when KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) offered a
"Hillary Meal" consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs. Now, KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket." It consists of nothing but left wings and rear-ends.
Just keeping you up to date.