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Re: Purpose of conservatism
« Reply #50 on: December 29, 2008, 10:46:37 AM »
Thats what happens when you let Sailors in the house.  You shoulda seen the stains they left on my carpet in my last home.   :fuelfire:

(while I am just joking around, I'm serious, you should see the stains a bunch of Sailors left on the carpets of my last home.)

I am trying so hard not to make a joke about someone who picks up a bunch of sailors and winds up with tons of wierd stains on his carpet... :-)




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Re: Purpose of conservatism
« Reply #51 on: December 29, 2008, 10:47:39 AM »
Thats what happens when you let Sailors in the house.  You shoulda seen the stains they left on my carpet in my last home.   :fuelfire:

(while I am just joking around, I'm serious, you should see the stains a bunch of Sailors left on the carpets of my last home.)

Yep--that's what happens when you like WOMEN.
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Re: Purpose of conservatism
« Reply #52 on: December 29, 2008, 10:48:44 AM »
I am trying so hard not to make a joke about someone who picks up a bunch of sailors and winds up with tons of wierd stains on his carpet... :-)

Knock yourself out.   :tongue:
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Re: Purpose of conservatism
« Reply #53 on: December 29, 2008, 11:19:41 AM »
Thats what happens when you let Sailors in the house.  You shoulda seen the stains they left on my carpet in my last home.   :fuelfire:

(while I am just joking around, I'm serious, you should see the stains a bunch of Sailors left on the carpets of my last home.)

Lots of seaman stains?  :rotf:

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Re: Purpose of conservatism
« Reply #54 on: December 29, 2008, 03:53:30 PM »
Does it burn your ass that we "disabled" make rate at a pace that makes your climb through the ranks look glacial in comparison?  I know a probably STILL E-4 AP who would think so.  Maybe it was my baby-faced good looks when sitting in the Top 4 Club at Hickham which made him jealous and had him threaten to throw me out of the "wrong" club until I showed him my ID (I had just made E-6 in 6 years).

Oh, and TRG--three days and he still hasn't answered your question.  I think that's one more bit of confirmation of his trolling.  Good catch.

Now Sparky, what did you have to do exactly to make rank so quickly and does that have anything to do with the reason why you are no longer in the military?

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Re: Purpose of conservatism
« Reply #55 on: December 29, 2008, 06:53:02 PM »
Now Sparky, what did you have to do exactly to make rank so quickly and does that have anything to do with the reason why you are no longer in the military?

 :popcorn:

Same thing I did.  Study, learn your job, study some more, stand duty usually on a port/starboard or four section duty................still study. Then that whole learn a job thing and also learn how to be a fireman and cop.  Sometimes wondered what my job truly was...........what I did or a fireman. Learn the jobs of all others on the ship so you could step in for them in an emergency.  I made E-5 in 2 1/2 years, made E-4 less than 1 1/2 years......missed E-6 by a point, then got out.  6 1/2 years in the Navy, 62 months of sea duty and 31 months underway/deployed.

I was lucky compared to Sparky...............he was on a sub (poor bastard) I just fixed em.............he was a nuke (sharp as a tack, until common sense was needed........then he just nuked it  :lmao: ) My god the time they spent onboard prior to making her glow and after (****ing resin discharge  :bird:)

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Re: Purpose of conservatism
« Reply #56 on: December 30, 2008, 08:35:58 PM »
Now Sparky, what did you have to do exactly to make rank so quickly and does that have anything to do with the reason why you are no longer in the military?

 :popcorn:

Well, I'll let djones in on a little secret--it involves a bit more than "taking the beeper" for a weekend.
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Re: Purpose of conservatism
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2008, 05:20:19 AM »
Well, I'll let djones in on a little secret--it involves a bit more than "taking the beeper" for a weekend.

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Re: Purpose of conservatism
« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2008, 08:29:05 AM »
Well, I'll let djones in on a little secret--it involves a bit more than "taking the beeper" for a weekend.

Damn, the play on words I could go into here.......


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