DUmpDiver - Christmas Eve 2008 - still a whole lot of nothing.

[BadCat]

The treasonous bastards at $kins island have been very prolific in the week before Christmas, no doubt spewing hate for tradition, Christmas, Conservatives and themselves.

5074 traitorous cock suckers posted 141762 invectives of hate and bile in the past week.
This is DOWN from 5668 DUmmies the week of 10/26.
However the post count is up from 106226. This is an increase of 35000+ posts with almost 600 fewer idiots posting.

The most active thread is all the DUmmies wishing they can get a part in the movie about the faggot dead mayor of San Francisco.  They are but made of their dreams.

I can agree with the primitives on being interested in Bettie Page, the most viewed topic.  I imagine the 3 heterosexual males at DU have been racking up the views on that one, having never seen a woman in lingerie before.



As far as individual losers, we have franks favourite "chick", sexlesspat with a whopping 820 posts, but once again, as in her life, losing out to some freakazoid named "MondoJoe".

DUmmy NameRemoved is back in the top 10 coming in seventh (not counting DU's most intelligent poster, the AdBot) with 566 appearances.

[franksolich]

Hmmm.

I notice a lot of these top posters are, allegedly, gay primitives who aren't too happy right now.

One wonders what's up with that.

[djones520]

SFexpat is always in the top 5 posters everytime you do this BC.  That thing needs to get a ****in life.

[franksolich]

The fags have had their panties in a bunch over there lately.

Yeah, lately Skins's island's been all gaiety all the time, 24/7.

[djones520]

BC, how far back can your program scan the DUmp?  I'm curious about working out a general idea of how many of those 120,000 members are actually banned.

[franksolich]

SFexpat is always in the top 5 posters everytime you do this BC.  That thing needs to get a ****in life.

Cerebral deterioration because of overuse of mood-altering pharmaceuticals, djones, sir.

I've watched Doug's ex-wife for a long time now.

The erosion's obvious.

It's a pity too, because she's got a great honker on her.

[DumbAss Tanker]

SFexpat is always in the top 5 posters everytime you do this BC.  That thing needs to get a ****in life.

Unfortunately whenever she does try that, it involves sucking the very lifeforce out of some poor bastard of a male.

[BlueStateSaint]

Unfortunately whenever she does try that, it involves sucking the very lifeforce out of some poor bastard of a male.

Ain't that a "succubus?"  I seem to remember that term used . . . from some ancient mythology.

[djones520]

It goes back 20 pages.
It can't get into the archives, because it is not a "member" of the DUmp.

Depending on the forum, 20 pages is usually very close to one week.

Thats a shame.  I was hoping to be able to get a rough estimate of banned members by assigning a number of posts before being banned, maybe 30-50 or so, since most are usually cut out within the first 10, but you do get that occasional rare one with 1k+

Then compairing it to the number of posts that Name Removed had.  This could give us a general rough estimate of how many of those 120,000 members are actually banned.

[franksolich]

As far as individual losers, we have franks favourite "chick", sexlesspat with a whopping 820 posts, but once again, as in her life, losing out to some freakazoid named "MondoJoe".

DUmmy NameRemoved is back in the top 10 coming in seventh (not counting DU's most intelligent poster, the AdBot) with 566 appearances.

What was the name of the perennial number one primitive, who doesn't seem to be around any more--the one who worked in a government job and spent his whole day posting on Skins's island?

He got laid off, or fired, or something.

[Chris]

What was the name of the perennial number one primitive, who doesn't seem to be around any more--the one who worked in a government job and spent his whole day posting on Skins's island?

He got laid off, or fired, or something.

Was that HypnoToad?  I remember one of them was always in the top three.

[franksolich]

Was that HypnoToad?  I remember one of them was always in the top three.

For some reason, I don't think so.

I remember the hypochondrial frog for a lot of things, but extremely prolific posting on the taxpayers' dime isn't one of them.

However, I could be wrong.

[Tucker]

Thanks again BC. Appreciated as usual.

I'm surprised to see Slackmaster on the list. He's as pro gun as they come. He usually posts in the gungeon. The socialist scum bag Iverglas must have kept him busy.

[franksolich]

Thanks again BC. Appreciated as usual.

I'm surprised to see Slackmaster on the list. He's as pro gun as they come. He usually posts in the gungeon. The socialist scum bag Iverglas must have kept him busy.

Yeah, the Canadian iverglass primitive is something else.

If there were a Top 25 DUmmies, the iverglass primitive would be on the list.

But competition's too stiff for just 10 slots; however, it's reasonable to expect that the iverglass primitive may perhaps possibly elevate himself this year, in time for the Top 10 DUmmies of 2009.

[franksolich]

Was that HypnoToad?  I remember one of them was always in the top three.

The hypochondrial frog primitive has usually been among the top primitives in posting, but BadCat has confirmed the one in question was the left-handed licking primitive, the "SouthPawLicker" primitive.

I myself wouldn't have recollected that primitive name in a hundred years.