Here in the Great Salt Lake valley (a lone bastion of Dhimmi'tude amid a vast sea of Rethuglikkkan red) the Geat Salt Lake itself is 9 feet above flood stage and rising from all the DUmmy tears of angst flowing into that body from the city's beleagured storm drainage system.
Local media estimate the casualties to be in the hundreds of brazillians. Fortunately, hospitals report that most of those are not fatalities - YET - but are instead just large numbers of 3rd Degree Butthurt injuries, caused we understand by all of these parasites being unceremoniously ripped from the Gub'mint teat at midnight this morning without benefit of safe spaces, healing white light or photocopies of hands in support.
To add to the carnage, a severe winter storm settled into the area last night just as the Gub'mint trough was running dry, covering homeless and protesting DUmbshit alike in a blanket of 2-5 inches of heavy, wet snow. While local DoT plows have so far been able to keep up with what the leftist media are calling the Blizzard of '18, it's only a matter of time, they say, before lack of access to Federal Gub'mint supervision, oversight, regulation, and wisdom leaves the highways in the area strewn with a swath of wrecked cars and broken bodies reminiscent of the worst parts of a Mad Max movie.
"Help us ObeyWon the Kenyan. You're our only hope (and change. And hope for change)."
