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Offline Ptarmigan

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Terrorist monkeys roaming Florida and breeding like, well, monkeys
« on: July 21, 2017, 06:28:51 PM »
Terrorist monkeys roaming Florida and breeding like, well, monkeys
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/19/rhesus-macaque-monkeys-roam-florida-silver-springs/103830122/#

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ORLANDO – It’s not quite Planet of the Apes.

But bands of feral rhesus macaque monkeys are roaming Central Florida, scaring families with their aggressive behavior, making homes in suburban backyards and puzzling wildlife officials who struggle to curb their growing numbers.

The latest monkey-to-people encounter occurred last month, when several of the monkeys charged a family vacationing in Silver Springs State Park, about 75 miles northwest of Orlando. A cell phone video of the monkey business, captured by a family member, is spreading through various social media sites.

Monkeys and rabbits are plotting evil to destroy the human race. Ptarmigans saw it first hand!  :mad: :argh:
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Re: Terrorist monkeys roaming Florida and breeding like, well, monkeys
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2017, 10:36:34 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 21, 2017, 06:28:51 PM
Terrorist monkeys roaming Florida and breeding like, well, monkeys
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/19/rhesus-macaque-monkeys-roam-florida-silver-springs/103830122/#

Monkeys and rabbits are plotting evil to destroy the human race. Ptarmigans saw it first hand!  :mad: :argh:

Aided by ptarmigan turncoats, no doubt . . . :whistling:
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