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Offline BattleHymn

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Primitive refuses to expose itself
« on: September 27, 2014, 06:28:54 PM »
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Sat Sep 27, 2014, 04:57 PM  Miles Archer (482 posts)

So...a radio station asked me if I would like to do a show for them...

...and I said "yes." First show will be next Saturday night. They stream from the Web so I will be both bad AND nationwide.

 Unfortunately, I can't post any details here, because as we know, there are lurking freeper stalker assholes who like to read DU posts and then go back to their lurking freeper stalker asshole Websites and post things about what you had for lunch today because you revealed too much "personal information." I had a couple of DUers send me PMs once when that happened. Since then, no "personally identifiable" stuff posted here.

 
But I did want to share good news with you, and to send a shout-out to Mr. Scorpio. I check in with DU sporadically these days so I am not sure if he is still doing a show, but if he is, I invite him to promote it in this thread.

Back here at stalker asshole HQ, we don't miss much.  I thought I'd row this thread over so this nameless, faceless primitive can get his 15 seconds in the spotlight.     

Generally, primitives have to do something really ridiculous to get exposure over here.  Tonight I made an exception, just to show the primitive that it will get more exposure at the DUmpster than it will on its "radio" show.     
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 07:57:45 PM »
Oh dear God.

What would compel the primitive to think we'd be interested in him?

<<<has bigger fish to fry.

<<<frying.
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 08:04:06 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 27, 2014, 07:57:45 PM
Oh dear God.

What would compel the primitive to think we'd be interested in him?

<<<has bigger fish to fry.

<<<frying.

Exactly.  I've never seen this primitive before. 

A nameless faceless primitive, one of the lumpenprimitive horde, should really look at my generosity in bringing his thread over the same way a normal person looks at winning the lottery. 

Once it happens, don't ever expect it again.  Bask in your 15 seconds, primitive. 
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 08:08:02 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 27, 2014, 08:04:06 PM
Exactly.  I've never seen this primitive before. 

A nameless faceless primitive, one of the lumpenprimitive horde, should really look at my generosity in bringing his thread over the same way a normal person looks at winning the lottery. 

Once it happens, don't ever expect it again.  Bask in your 15 seconds, primitive.

As predicted, Judy grasswire nosed into that thread, but didn't say anything worth bringing over here.

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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 08:10:27 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 27, 2014, 07:57:45 PM
Oh dear God.

What would compel the primitive to think we'd be interested in him?

<<<has bigger fish to fry.

<<<frying.
You lucky dog.....you won't even 'accidentally' hear his radio program while changing channels.
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2014, 08:12:08 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 27, 2014, 08:10:27 PM
You lucky dog.....you won't even 'accidentally' hear his radio program while changing channels.

Yeah, that's part of the reason, and additionally's probably the reason I'm not tired of Barack 0bama's voice, even though everybody else seems to be.  If one's never actually heard something, well.....
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2014, 08:15:38 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 27, 2014, 08:12:08 PM
Yeah, that's part of the reason, and additionally's probably the reason I'm not tired of Barack 0bama's voice, even though everybody else seems to be.  If one's never actually heard something, well.....
You'll just have to take everyone's word for it.....it's grating on the nerves.
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2014, 09:41:31 PM »
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Sat Sep 27, 2014, 04:57 PM  Miles Archer (482 posts)

So...a radio station asked me if I would like to do a show for them...

...and I said "yes." First show will be next Saturday night. They stream from the Web so I will be both bad AND nationwide.

So out of the blue they called you, a dummie, and asked you to do a show for them? And it isn't even on siruis just the internet?

Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.

At least it started with "So".
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2014, 10:43:41 PM »
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7. Break a leg or two!

We may join you some day. I have some friends who are working on a deal. That is all.

Message received.

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Drink more Ovaltine. 
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2014, 10:48:48 PM »
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2014, 10:57:07 PM »
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2014, 11:08:39 PM »
I only did that because he's being such an asshole.  Serious, Miles, nobody ****ing cares about your "thug" music and bullshit radio show.
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2014, 11:20:06 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 27, 2014, 06:28:54 PM
Generally, primitives have to do something really ridiculous to get exposure over here.  Tonight I made an exception, just to show the primitive that it will get more exposure at the DUmpster than it will on its "radio" show.     


So far this thread has almost 100 views.  Right now, Miles has managed to scroung up a grand total of  three subscribers for his "radio" station.  Three.

Right now, Miles still has more "likes" on Facebook versus the number of thread views on his DUmp thread, but that will almost surely change sometime tomorrow.

Sometimes, the DUmpster is the best thing that can happen to a primitive's prospects at being, err, "famous", even if they are just a member of the nameless, faceless horde.

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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2014, 12:17:00 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 27, 2014, 11:08:39 PM
I only did that because he's being such an asshole.  Serious, Miles, nobody ****ing cares about your "thug" music and bullshit radio show.

Nobody cares, Chris? Miles cares!!!!!  Oh wait... you did say "nobody".   Duh.   :thatsright:
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2014, 07:34:31 AM »
Saturday night? Local and Internet?

This dude must be good.
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Re: Primitive refuses to expose itself
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