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Offline hillneck

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2014, 06:14:10 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on March 04, 2014, 11:55:24 PM
Pretty sure you spelled the website incorrectly.

Just an FYI.

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2014, 07:46:12 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 05, 2014, 06:00:58 PM
Did the street cat have hair colored like a parrot and claim that it was a male cat trapped in a female body?

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2014, 08:03:45 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 05, 2014, 06:00:58 PM
Did the street cat have hair colored like a parrot and claim that it was a male cat trapped in a female body?

I understand the street cat has a decent litter box she'll share.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2014, 08:21:19 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 05, 2014, 06:00:58 PM
Did the street cat have hair colored like a parrot and claim that it was a male cat trapped in a female body?

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2014, 10:13:27 PM »
Quote from: Dori on March 05, 2014, 08:21:19 PM


And it wonders why it can't get a job! Wonder why it never tried a circus?

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2014, 10:14:40 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 05, 2014, 10:13:27 PM
And it wonders why it can't get a job! Wonder why it never tried a circus?

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2014, 10:28:45 PM »
Cirque de soleil is hiring, but they like you to be athletic, if not gymnastic.


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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2014, 10:30:44 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 05, 2014, 10:28:45 PM
Cirque de soleil is hiring, but they like you to be athletic, if not gymnastic.


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CdS performers wouldn't be caught dead with her and that hair.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2014, 11:32:26 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 05, 2014, 10:28:45 PM
Cirque de soleil is hiring, but they like you to be athletic, if not gymnastic.


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I don't think they have a freakshow on the midway.  Maybe she could find an old-style traveling circus down in Old May-hee-co.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2014, 06:19:21 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 05, 2014, 11:32:26 PM
I don't think they have a freakshow on the midway.  Maybe she could find an old-style traveling circus down in Old May-hee-co.

I thought she was residing in a padded room somewhere in Maryland, courtesy of the state's taxpayers.

They could put in a big window, charge admission, and recoup some of the costs.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2014, 03:30:24 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 06, 2014, 06:19:21 AM
I thought she was residing in a padded room somewhere in Maryland, courtesy of the state's taxpayers.

They could put in a big window, charge admission, and recoup some of the costs.

Apparently she's hanging out with EagleKeeper and making up stories about me.




Just kidding with you EagleKeeper. :lol:
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