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A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« on: March 04, 2014, 08:33:40 PM »
I don’t know how many drop-in visitors that we have here that just stumble upon this place, but I think that we should occasionally let them know that the website that we refer to on here, known as DemocratUnderground.com (or just DU), is not a parody site like the Onion.

DU is actually a real website made up by real people individuals beings who are posting their real beliefs and ideas which they think are much more brilliant than your beliefs and ideas.

I urge you to visit DemocratUnderground.com and browse around before you vote at election time.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2014, 11:55:24 PM »
Pretty sure you spelled the website incorrectly.

Just an FYI.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2014, 12:41:08 AM »
Not only are DUmmies smarter than anyone else, they want to impose their cockamamie ideas on everyone.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2014, 12:43:00 AM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on March 04, 2014, 11:55:24 PM
Pretty sure you spelled the website incorrectly.

Just an FYI.

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2014, 02:30:15 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 04, 2014, 08:33:40 PM
I don’t know how many drop-in visitors that we have here that just stumble upon this place, but I think that we should occasionally let them know that the website that we refer to on here, known as DemocratUnderground.com (or just DU), is not a parody site like the Onion.

DU is actually a real website made up by real people individuals beings who are posting their real beliefs and ideas which they think are much more brilliant than your beliefs and ideas.

I urge you to visit DemocratUnderground.com and browse around before you vote at election time.


I laughed out loud. Loudly.

You sir, rock. :bravo: And a H5.

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2014, 03:03:02 AM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on March 04, 2014, 11:55:24 PM
Pretty sure you spelled the website incorrectly.

Just an FYI.

No, he didn't.

Just an FYI.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2014, 06:56:22 AM »
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2014, 07:11:19 AM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on March 04, 2014, 11:55:24 PM
Pretty sure you spelled the website incorrectly.

Just an FYI.

FYI - you are a DUnce.



Type "www.democratunderground.com" into your browser, then come back and apologize to Flippy Doo, DUnce.

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2014, 07:28:39 AM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on March 04, 2014, 11:55:24 PM
Pretty sure you spelled the website incorrectly.

Just an FYI.

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2014, 09:07:22 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 05, 2014, 06:56:22 AM
:agree:

Try it.

You can get there with that name on Google, and it is the first in the list, but only after Google calls you a dope for not knowing how to spell the real site name.

There's always an 'ick' factor with Leftists, after all...or in this case an 'ic' factor.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2014, 09:19:09 AM »
There is nothing of the classical definition of "democratic" at the democratunderground. Just like there is nothing of the classical "liberal" in any self proclaimed liberal. These people are totalitarian leftists in the mold of Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2014, 12:06:38 PM »
Quote from: jukin on March 05, 2014, 09:19:09 AM
These people are totalitarian leftists in the mold of Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin.


     Except they're pussies about it. They sort of sidle up to the idea of jailing us all, or killing us all, or wiping us off the net, or off talk radio.

     As abhorrent as the three you listed were, at least they had stones. When you don't even compare well to Stalin, you know you're a loser.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2014, 12:12:17 PM »
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I laughed out loud. Loudly.

You sir, rock.  And a H5.

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No, he didn't.

Just an FYI.

I always thought Flippy was a female?
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2014, 12:24:53 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 05, 2014, 12:06:38 PM

     Except they're pussies about it. They sort of sidle up to the idea of jailing us all, or killing us all, or wiping us off the net, or off talk radio.

     As abhorrent as the three you listed were, at least they had stones. When you don't even compare well to Stalin, you know you're a loser.

You are correct but they would be the ones that would drop a dime to the local Gestapo or NVDK office on anybody they thought did not conform.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2014, 12:28:30 PM »
Quote from: jukin on March 05, 2014, 12:24:53 PM
You are correct but they would be the ones that would drop a dime to the local Gestapo or NVDK office on anybody they thought did not conform.


     "Useful idiot" and "good German" are phrases that come to mind.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2014, 12:56:28 PM »
Quote from: Reality vs DU on March 05, 2014, 12:12:17 PM
I always thought Flippy was a female?

You masterbate thinking of Flippydoo, don't you?





just kidding... he he he...

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2014, 12:58:03 PM »
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 DemocratUnderground.com (or just DU), is not a parody site like the Onion.
  


Yeah, I still have a hard time understanding why there are so many brain dead people voting in America.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2014, 01:29:40 PM »
Quote from: J P Sousa on March 05, 2014, 12:58:03 PM


Yeah, I still have a hard time understanding why there are so many brain dead people voting in America.
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It's called public education.  No, let me restate that. 
It's called socialist/communist brainwashing.



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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2014, 02:49:23 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 05, 2014, 07:11:19 AM
FYI - you are a DUnce.



Type "www.democratunderground.com" into your browser, then come back and apologize to Flippy Doo, DUnce.




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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2014, 04:39:15 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on March 04, 2014, 11:55:24 PM
Pretty sure you spelled the website incorrectly.

Just an FYI.

Nope. Spelled it correctly and exactly as I intended. DemocratUnderground.com takes you straight to DU. As jukin stated, there is nothing democratic about DU.
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For new members and lurkers: I am a fictional spirit-guide with no smell whatsoever. I am part irish setter and part pigeon. If you don't smell any strange smells it means I'm probably standing next to you. As I am a fictional character anything I post should possibly be considered fictional.

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2014, 04:44:51 PM »
Quote from: Reality vs DU on March 05, 2014, 12:12:17 PM
I always thought Flippy was a female?

Nope. That was a rumor that frank started to protect me. A rogue squad of liberal ghost chickens had put out a hit on me. Frank strategically led them to believe that I was female so they'd be looking for a female fictional spirit-guide that was half Irish Setter and half pigeon instead of a male fictional spirit-guide that was half Irish Setter and half pigeon.

Thankfully his scheme worked and kept me alive until a special forces team of cabbages was able to infiltrate and wipe out the rogue ghost chickens.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2014, 04:47:57 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 05, 2014, 04:44:51 PM
Nope. That was a rumor that frank started to protect me. A rogue squad of liberal ghost chickens had put out a hit on me. Frank strategically led them to believe that I was female so they'd be looking for a female fictional spirit-guide that was half Irish Setter and half pigeon instead of a male fictional spirit-guide that was half Irish Setter and half pigeon.

Thankfully his scheme worked and kept me alive until a special forces team of cabbages was able to infiltrate and wipe out the rogue ghost chickens.

And so a theme song was selected...FlippityDoo dah...


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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2014, 05:14:42 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 05, 2014, 04:44:51 PM
Nope. That was a rumor that frank started to protect me. A rogue squad of liberal ghost chickens had put out a hit on me. Frank strategically led them to believe that I was female so they'd be looking for a female fictional spirit-guide that was half Irish Setter and half pigeon instead of a male fictional spirit-guide that was half Irish Setter and half pigeon.

Thankfully his scheme worked and kept me alive until a special forces team of cabbages was able to infiltrate and wipe out the rogue ghost chickens.

Well, I just always thought fictional spirit guides were above that whole male-female thing in the first place...

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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2014, 05:21:27 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 05, 2014, 04:44:51 PM
Nope. That was a rumor that frank started to protect me. A rogue squad of liberal ghost chickens had put out a hit on me. Frank strategically led them to believe that I was female so they'd be looking for a female fictional spirit-guide that was half Irish Setter and half pigeon instead of a male fictional spirit-guide that was half Irish Setter and half pigeon.

Thankfully his scheme worked and kept me alive until a special forces team of cabbages was able to infiltrate and wipe out the rogue ghost chickens.

I don't know, there is a street cat that sez you look pretty good in a short skirt.
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Re: A note to new comers, visitors, and casual lurkers.
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2014, 06:00:58 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on March 05, 2014, 05:21:27 PM
I don't know, there is a street cat that sez you look pretty good in a short skirt.

Did the street cat have hair colored like a parrot and claim that it was a male cat trapped in a female body?
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For new members and lurkers: I am a fictional spirit-guide with no smell whatsoever. I am part irish setter and part pigeon. If you don't smell any strange smells it means I'm probably standing next to you. As I am a fictional character anything I post should possibly be considered fictional.
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