Author Topic: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston  (Read 1499 times)

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Offline Billiam Pitts

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My. How eloquent Pittstain. I'm sure Rolling Stone will be knocking down your door once they've read this screed. They must be killing themselves for not landing the Bostonian drunkard. Pitts idol and frequent source for ripped off writing style worked at Rolling Stone and Matt Taiibi whom Pitt would fellate just to get a research credit also works there. Is it any wonder that Rolling Stone passed Pitt over? I'll bet they get a daily email from Pittstain with unsolicited material. 


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If someone were to eat a bunch of poop...

If someone were to eat a bunch of poop, poop that poop out, eat that re-pooped poop, poop it all out again, put the re-re-pooped poop in a brown paper bag, place that bag on this guy's porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and then run away, I'd say that person had gone too far.

But still. **** this guy.

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Why are you bringing posts over from the DU that you posted?  :whistling:






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What a thoroughly disgusting OP!  Who even thinks that way?  He's so loathsome.

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When someone writes something like that it demonstrates their inner desires. I always thought that DUchebag pittstain was a scatologist, now I know it is.
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It explains his outlook on life.
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If someone were to eat a bunch of poop...

You are what you eat.  And shut up Wine.  :-)






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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It explains his outlook on life.

When somebody has their cranium lodged that deeply in their own colon, it DOES tend to color everything they perceive, say and do.
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They're just jealous the cop made it onto the disability gravy train and they can't.

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He stole that from South Park.
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He stole that from South Park.

Probably stumbled home drunk this morning and watched the episode on Comedy Central, then thought he would post something truly profound.  Another Pitt masterpiece.

Instead he just made more poopy in his pants & on his resume.
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He stole that from South Park.

So now he's gone from plagiarizing Douglas Adams to South Park?  Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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It explains his outlook on life.

I would have said 'his writing style,' but that works too.
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If someone were to eat a bunch of poop, poop that poop out, eat that re-pooped poop, poop it all out again, it would almost be as poopy as one of Pitt's posts.

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He stole that from South Park.

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