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Offline JohnnyReb

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What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« on: January 22, 2013, 10:04:28 AM »
What the first fat lady broad had for lunch yesterday......From Michelle Malkin's site

First Course: Steamed Lobster with New England Clam Chowder Sauce
 Lobster Tails
 New England Clam Chowder Sauce
 Sauteed Spinach
 Sweet Potato Hay

Per Serving: Calories 783, Fat 45.7g, Saturated Fat 16g, Cholesterol 247 mg, Sodium 1819 mg, Carbohydrates 55g, Dietary Fiber 7.5g, Sugar 14g, Protein 29g

Second Course: Hickory Grilled Bison with Red Potato Horseradish Cake and Wild Huckleberry Reduction
 Bison
 Butternut Squash Puree
 Baby Golden Beets and Green Beans
 Red Potato Horseradish Cake
 Strawberry Preserve and Red Cabbage
 Wild Huckleberry Reduction

Per Serving: Calories 1184, Fat 34.6g, Saturated Fat 16g, Cholesterol 177mg, Sodium 7445mg, Carbohydrates, 149g, Dietary Fiber 16.7, Sugar 97.2g, Protein 51g

Third Course: Hudson Valley Apple Pie with Sour Cream Ice Cream, Aged Cheese and Honey
 Pie Dough
 Cinnamon Crumble
 Apples
 Sour Cream Ice Cream
 Maple Caramel Sauce
 Garnish
 Artisan Cheeses

Per Serving: Calories 1060, Fat 64.4g, Saturated Fat 39g, Cholesterol 331mg, Sodium 488mg, Carbohydrates, 108.5g, Dietary Fiber 1.7g, Sugar 75g, Protein 14g

Total Nutritional Counts (not including wine pairing): Calories 3027, Fat 145 g, Saturated Fat 71g (49% of fat), Sodium 9752 mg, Total Carbs 312.5g, Sugar 186.2g (59% of carbs)
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 10:07:37 AM »
She betta watch out.  That amount of fat will make her ass big.
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 10:16:17 AM »
3,000 just for lunch, not including wine?  She likes that expensive vodka, too.  Maybe she started with a cocktail.  4000-5000 calories. 

And we had high school athletes fainting away on 500 calories for the day.  Fat bitch, stuffing her craw.  Some of us look forward to Ramen noodles. 
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 10:44:24 AM »
I didn't see any pork on the menu.
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 10:51:19 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 22, 2013, 10:44:24 AM
I didn't see any pork on the menu.
 

Muslims don't do pork.

WHAT? You thought it might have been out of respect for any jooooos that might have been there.
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 11:00:12 AM »
Wow that sure doesn't sound like the healthy diet she is trying to impose on all of us. If she keeps that up, her arteries will have to be roto rooted out pretty soon. No wonder her ass is two axe handles wide!
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 11:12:27 AM »
Quote from: tac on January 22, 2013, 11:00:12 AM
Wow that sure doesn't sound like the healthy diet she is trying to impose on all of us. If she keeps that up, her arteries will have to be roto rooted out pretty soon. No wonder her ass is two axe handles wide!

When I was a kid I heard two old farmers discussing how to judge the value of a good plow mule. They said you can tell by the width of the mules ass. If his ass was to narrow, the mule couldn't pull a plow very well or to long. Moochelle should be able to pull a plow real well.....all day.
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2013, 11:21:17 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 22, 2013, 10:16:17 AM
Some of us look forward to Ramen noodles.
Two corndogs + bag of Fritos + bowl of ramen = great lunch
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2013, 11:32:16 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 22, 2013, 10:16:17 AM
Some of us look forward to Ramen noodles. 

When I get pregnant, I eat the mess out of ramen. I buy bulk of it  :hyper:
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2013, 11:57:31 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 22, 2013, 10:51:19 AM
 

Muslims don't do pork.

WHAT? You thought it might have been out of respect for any jooooos that might have been there.

I don't think they eat lobsters either, so there's that.

Maybe she's preparing to fission into two big-assed Hell-beasts.
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2013, 12:25:39 PM »
She's getting panned all over the internet today.  That and the nose-picking; an activity so disgusting I can't bear to discuss it. 
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2013, 12:38:03 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 22, 2013, 12:25:39 PM
She's getting panned all over the internet today.  That and the nose-picking; an activity so disgusting I can't bear to discuss it. 


They are classless couple taking us taxpayers for a ride. 

I'm not sure I can handle four more years of this.
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Re: What the first fat lady had for lunch yesterday.
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2013, 12:38:24 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 22, 2013, 11:32:16 AM
When I get pregnant, I eat the mess out of ramen. I buy bulk of it  :hyper:

It's kinda shocking how many calories a package of ramen noodles has in it.
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